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[Agent23]

No offense taken.I always dreamed abaut being next Attylla Dzyngis Napoleon Hitler Mao ,but all i could is butchering english - and by accident,too.

Don't feel bad about it, your English is better than most Native Speakers as in a large portion of India and Pakistan can muster.
Same goes for a bunch of people with certificates that the HRs allegedly vetted.

 

[Bear Ribs]

 

[Zyobot]

 

[PsihoKekec]

 

[Yinko]

The lesson modern femininity needs, yet fears, to hear. I believe in you, just another five steps, you can do it!

 

[gral]

The lesson modern femininity needs, yet fears, to hear. I believe in you, just another five steps, you can do it!

If they do another five steps, they'll certainly step on shit, judging by the picture.

 

[Scottty]

In the grim darkness of the 401st century, the Imperium of Man has an unwritten rule about the small area on Earth that is still green and forested, and about the strange old man who lives there: They do not talk about that area, nor about the Merry Fellow who lives there!
They especially do not speak of the time that the emperor went there in person to try to impose his rule on that land, only get insulted with silly rhymes, and then have his golden-armoured butt kicked flying out of Bombadil's self-declared realm.
No, they do not talk about that at all! It Officially Never Happened, okay?

The really grimdark thing is that old Tom could easily snap his fingers and erase all of Chaos, make the Tyranids crumble into space-dust, put all the Necrons back to sleep, etc etc... if only he could be persuaded to give a moment of concern about anything that happens outside of his little pocket kingdom.

But don't try bother Tom about things like that. Tom has his house to mind, and Goldberry is waiting.

 

[ATP]

In the grim darkness of the 401st century, the Imperium of Man has an unwritten rule about the small area on Earth that is still green and forested, and about the strange old man who lives there: They do not talk about that area, nor about the Merry Fellow who lives there!
They especially do not speak of the time that the emperor went there in person to try to impose his rule on that land, only get insulted with silly rhymes, and then have his golden-armoured butt kicked flying out of Bombadil's self-declared realm.
No, they do not talk about that at all! It Officially Never Happened, okay?

The really grimdark thing is that old Tom could easily snap his fingers and erase all of Chaos, make the Tyranids crumble into space-dust, put all the Necrons back to sleep, etc etc... if only he could be persuaded to give a moment of concern about anything that happens outside of his little pocket kingdom.

But don't try bother Tom about things like that. Tom has his house to mind, and Goldberry is waiting.

You knew,that it is even possible?

 

[Zyobot]

 

[bintananth]

If they do another five steps, they'll certainly step on shit, judging by the picture.

There's a reason some women prefer to use mens public restrooms and it's not because the mens room usually has a shorter line.

 

[Blasterbot]

There's a reason some women prefer to use mens public restrooms and it's not because the mens room usually has a shorter line.

as someone who had to clean both at McDonalds while the men's room was usually a bit worse when the women's room was bad it was always a lot of clean up.

 

[bintananth]

as someone who had to clean both at McDonalds while the men's room was usually a bit worse when the women's room was bad it was always a lot of clean up.

I've done engineering fieldwork at an all-girls HS. Used feminine hygene products can wind up in unexpectedly innappropriate places.

 

[Carrot of Truth]

I got a chuckle out of this, Also these AI generated voices are getting a lot more convincing.

 

[PsihoKekec]

 

[Bear Ribs]

 

[Zyobot]

 

[PsihoKekec]

 

[Zyobot]

Top 10 lightbulb moments:

 

[Robovski]

 

[Zyobot]