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Interlude Xiaolin Showdown: Monk POV

tri2

Well-known member
Interlude Xiaolin Showdown: Monk POV

'How did this all go so wrong?' Thought a tiny young depressed yellow skinned monk sitting with his hands under his chin on the steps of one of the many temple buildings. The young Omi sat there thinking about how he ruined everything.

'Oh right, I did not listen to Master Fung and explored the unlocked storage room.' Omi thought as he recalled the event which doomed the world to darkness.

*flashback*
Omi as usual was training his skills to one day become a Xiaolin dragon. He in particular was training his stealth skills by hiding in the hallways while trying to travel across the temple grounds. He was passing through the temple storage building when he came across a unlocked door which was usually locked. It seemed one of the temple seniors forgot to lock the door after cleaning it.

Now as dedicated as he was to training and becoming a Dragon, Omi was still after all a child, and what child could resist exploring a normally inaccessible room. Omi stealthily traveled to the door and quietly entered the room, making sure to close the door behind him.

The room was dark with a single unlit lantern hanging from the center of the room with the only light coming from the pair of windows in the side of the room. One of them was left open probably to air out the room as the air was kind of stale. The room was like the rest of the temple with brown block flooring and whitish gray walls. The side facing the window was lined with shelves and the middle of the room had several sealed urns clustered together.

Omi wandered around the room taking in all the old things stored on the shelves. Little knick knacks which made no sense to the monk like a symbol covered ball, a child's toy, a jar full of red powder, and a puzzle box. The ball and powder looked important so Omi did not think about touching them, the toy was too childish for him, but a puzzle box was ok. Omi carefully lifted the box and began to play with it, randomly shifting the moving pieces around.

Minutes passed this way until Omi quickly got bored, but just before he decided to stop he heard the box *click*. It seemed like he accidentally solved the puzzle. Omi gained a bright grin on his face as he thought he was a genius for solving the puzzle without even trying. Just as he was about to open the box and see what it held he heard a voice behind him and a bit to the side.

"Omi? What do you think you are doing?"

Omi screamed in a manly manner while tossing the box behind his head which incidentally was where the open window was. The box quickly flew out the window and disappeared to the temple grounds below. Omi quickly turned towards the voice and saw that it was Master Fung with a stern look on his face.

Omi quickly adopted a ashamed expression. "I am sorry master I let my curiosity get the better of me. I was merely playing with this puzzle box I found and solved it right before he startled me."

Master Fung's face paled rapidly when he heard that Omi solved a puzzle box that was in this room.

"Puzzle box? A brown puzzle box Omi, where is it?"

"I think I accidentally threw it out the window."

Master Fung quickly moved towards the open window, threw it wide opened and stuck his head out. Omi went under him and looked outside as well to see what his Master was looking at. Just before he could see a loud and bright lighting strike illuminated their vision. They blinked their eyes and rapidly cleared their vision and tried to see what happened. Outside, the two monks saw a young man in dark robes with a purple trim and short black hair standing above the puzzle box that Omi accidentally threw out. Master Fung's pale face quickly grew serious as he glared at the man and readied himself for combat, his ancient muscle tightening in response. Omi meanwhile just stared in curiosity at the strange man who appeared on the grounds.

The young man's head suddenly whipped towards the two and quickly showed anger on his face and shouted "Monk!" he growled out "I shall return! As for you young one, as thanks for your freeing me, I will make you my apprentice, just you wait."

With that last word he stomped on the ground and cracked it cause dust to form and fly up into the air obscuring his form from sight. As the dust quickly settled the man was gone, at least to Omi's eyes. Master Fung however noticed the trail of dust rising slightly in the air and followed it up. The first instance of something being in the air was the sight of two beams of light appearing from a spot of nothing in mid air towards one of the temple buildings and piercing its roof. At that clear indication of attack Master Fung kicked hard off the window sill and launched himself towards the spot he saw the beams originate from.

As he rose rapidly he struck out with his fist and felt nothing but air, though he did feel the presence of a slight vacuum from rapid movement flowing away from the temple indicating that the man was moving away from the temple grounds. As he had no platform to jump off of the old Xiaolin monk had no choice but to fall back to the ground and wait for the next strike, though he felt it in his gut that the man had gotten what he wanted and has already left, beyond his ability to reach.

Omi during all this was confused and scared.

'What was happening? Who was that man? Why did he say he was going to make me his apprentice? Why was there beams of light coming from nowhere at the temple?'

"Omi" Omi was jolted out of his thoughts at the sound of his master.

"Go gather the rest of the brother monks, tell them to be on guard and to search the grounds for the intruder."

Omi nodded and went off in search of the other monks.

The monks quickly and thoroughly searched the entirety of the temple grounds and found no signs or traces of the intruder and they all gathered in the main temple to await Master Fung.

Master Fung soon arrived walking slowly through the doors carrying something in his arms with a solemn expression on his face.

"Master Fung what is that you bring back?" One of the senior monks asked. At his question Master Fung let loose tears from his eyes as he showed what he had in his arms. Namely, the dead form of Dojo Konojo Cho with two burnt holes in his body.

"It seems the intruder truly left with what he wanted, the life of a dear friend." Omi's face filled with grief, anguish, and shame at the death of Dojo and the fact that he caused his death.

"Omi, that puzzle box was a prison for a Heylin apprentice called Disciple, a fallen xiaolin monk 1500 years ago who was corrupted by the Heylin Witch Wuya who became her student. He was once a student of Grand Master Dashi and in the final fight for the fate of the world he sealed both Wuya and the Disciple into two simple wooden puzzle boxes. Wuya's box was hidden away in the world while Disciple's was left here in the temple to be guarded. It is not your fault for the tragedy which has occurred today as it was our fault as we should have properly guarded that box."

At that last statement his eyes swept over the present senior monks who all felt a shiver go up their spine and gulped. They silently prayed for the one whose turn it was today to clean and guard the storehouse as Master Fung would show no mercy for the failure in their duty as it resulted in the death of one of their own and the release of a great evil.

*sigh* "There is one more thing to be addressed, Omi, tomorrow you will have new monks in training joining us, you shall be training together."

"Yes Master Fung" Omi said without much emotion as he was still in shock about what he had done despite the Master's words.
*end flashback*
It has been about 5 months since that day and Omi met his fellow monks in training. There was Raimundo the rebellious Brazillian, Clay the stout Texan, and Kimiko the fiery Japanese. Their first meeting did not go quite well as Omi was still depressed about the events of the day before and he quickly explained just what happened by the end of the day at Master Fung's urging.

The three try their best to cheer up their little fellow monk in training and over the course of the first couple weeks they managed to get him back to his old self. He promised that he would never join the forces of Evil and would become strong enough to avenge Dojo.

The four monks were informed about the Shen Gong Wu's by Master Fung and how Dojo was the only one who knew where they were hidden as he was the one who hid them all. So with his death they could not find them before the forces of Evil. All they could do was train and master their own elemental abilities and Xiaolin magic to prepare for the time when Evil would step out from the shadows and assault the temple to finish them off.

To the temple's surprise even though Dashi's field against Evil rapidly weakened no forces assaulted the temple and the monks trained ever harder while constantly alert for an attack. Then, on the fifth month their worst fears were realized. All the monks awoke as they felt the presence of great Evil emerge on the planet, Master Fung instantly realized that Wuya had returned once more.

The monks quickly roused and gathered to strengthen the temple's defenses in any way possible. They armed themselves with weapons, their magics, their elemental strength, and waited. and waited and waited. Weeks passed with no sign of Wuya approaching to destroy them all despite their lack of talismans and her presence quickly disappeared soon after it was unleashed that day.

The monks were all very confused and wondered what was going on as this was not normal by their standards. They should have all been engaged in a life or death battle by now.

The monks gradually relaxed as the months passed with no signs of Wuya dominating the world and no signs of the thousand years of darkness approaching. They all figured that Wuya wa somehow defeated by some unknown hero.

Two and a half years passed before Kimiko revealed the news about what truly happened to Wuya.

"Hey guys! Come quick and look at this! This person is named Wuya and she apparently owns most of the world and is the leader of one of the strongest countries in the world!"

All of the monks quickly gathered in the main temple where Kimiko had set up a large television that she had in her room. On the screen was a face that Master Fung recognized from his studies.

"Truly that is Wuya the Heylin witch, but why are the people allowing her to rule the country?"

Kimiko quickly found the answer as she looked it up on Google on her laptop.

"It seems like its because she owns most of the companies and shops in the world and is making things better for everyone. All of her businesses sell cheaper than their competitors and give better pay and benefits to all of their workers and even help them with everything in their lives like housing and debt repayment. Everyone loves her for her generosity as she even does charity work and has helped the continent of Africa come out of being a third world continent and lowered the amount of warlords there."

"But that makes no sense, isn't Wuya like the super evil bad guy? Why would she go around doing good stuff?" Asked the confused Raimundo.

"I do not know, but I do know that whatever Wuya is planning it cannot be good for the world. We must stop her before she can achieve her goals." Master Fung stated.

"But how? Wuya is legally the president of the United States and has committed no crimes, in fact she has done nothing BUT good. Who would believe us if we told them that she was a some kind of evil immortal witch who wanted to rule the world?" Kimiko asked.

At that statement everyone grew quiet and contemplated their options.

"I think, that we should do nothing, wait! Hear me out, we have no proof that Wuya is evil and we have no way to actually beat her since we have no Shen Gong Wu. Also, if we start a fight before people realize that she is bad then they will think we are the bad guys for fighting with their leader." Raimundo explained.

"So what we need to do is train, prepare, and wait till Wuya reveals her true nature. Then, we can fight her, Master Fung could we learn to make Shengong Wu?"

Master Fung looked with approving eyes at the young trainee dragon of the wind.

"Yes, Raimundo, eventually you all can learn to make Shengong Wu as long as you study hard the art of Xiaolin magic. I agree with your plan, all we can do is train and wait for the true nature of Wuya to be revealed and be ready to fight."

"Alright, we got a plan people let's get training!"

*Timeskip 9 1/2 years later*

The years passed by in a flash as the monks trained as hard as they could. They quickly reached the level of Xiaolin Dragon in seven years of constant hard training. At that point they learned how to make their own Shengong Wu and made their own personalized elemental weapons and mastered their elemental powers. If normal people were to witness their powers during training they would have assumed those people were demigods or some kind of elemental being.

However, for where all the progress they made was amazing, the other goal of theirs failed to materialize. Wuya relatively quickly gained more power as more and more nations joined her country as they witnessed her country's prosperity and the pressure coming from both within and without from their own people. As more and more joined Wuya's rule and become more prosperous even more joined in order to gain the same benefits. Eventually, everyone was part of Wuya's world empire with everyone with a say in the government replaced by those loyal to Wuya. Life became better for everyone under Wuya's rule, free medical for everyone, decent jobs for everyone, manual labor replaced by robots, bureaucracy streamlined and expedited by robot workers allowing for a very efficient administration. Wuya had the complete support of the world at that point and none would gainsay her rule and with subtle prodding by her second in command Disciple, the people all agreed that Wuya should be publicly declared the ruler of the world.

So Wuya went from president to legally the Empress of the world and life was good under her. Meanwhile, the monks suffered from depression and doubt as it seemed that Wuya truly was doing good and was not doing anything evil. Crime was dropping (not actually Disciple merely made sure they were more discreet), people were happier, life was better, and everything was good.

In the end, the monks could do nothing with their powers that they trained and gained. They had the skills, the Shengong Wu's, the cause, but they simply did not have the reason to attack Wuya. She has done nothing but good for the world and to attack her would be to have their faction destroyed by the angry people of the world. So, all they could do was sit and watch in silence and sadness as one of the greatest forces of evil took over the world without opposition and with the willing happy support of the world behind her.

The one common thought running through all their minds was 'What do we do? What can we do?'

No answer was forthcoming, as the years passed Disciple disappeared, which caused Omi to feel some relief, and the temple slowly faded from memory and the members died from old age as any attempts to recruit new blood was prevented by Wuya who never truly did not keep an eye on her hated enemies.

In the future, the world has only ever known the rule of the benevolent God Empress Wuya and the Xiaolin monks went extinct as no new member was ever recruited. Wuya made sure to have all their knowledge purged and removed from existence thoroughly personally. Evil had triumphed over Good forever and all it took was the use of the greatest tool of Evil known to man. Money.
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an:................mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, well I wasn't planning on coming back to this world anyway I guess.
 
Log 21: Balls Everywhere!! And Jump Me Q&A

tri2

Well-known member
Log 21: Balls Everywhere!! And Jump Me Q&A
Current Time of Journey: 42 Years, 67 Days, 12 Hours, 10 Minutes, 25 Seconds
Location: My house
Current Universe: Dodgeball
Number or Jumps Completed: 5

*System Activated. All Status Green. Power Supply Stable. Full Functionality Available.*

*Jumper detected and recognized*

"Cortana activate ALP."

*Audio Log Program Activated*

*Jumper located on couch within a suburban home*

"Well, this has certainly been a while, been over two years since I last did a log. Why am I still doing this thing, not like anyone is going to see this....oh right, keeping track of myself, sigh."

"Aw fuck it, not like I got anything else better to do. Last log was me playing a game of monopoly in the monopoly gauntlet against eight other players, 3 businessmen and 5 annoying people. The game lasted a lot longer than it should have but a combination of passing Go on my first roll and buying up all the property in front of Go gave me a safe haven for the game. I just kept landing on my property with a non double until I reach the end of the row before rolling a double to return to Go and skip all the other properties. I then slowly bought all the properties from the other players until I owned the whole board and everyone went bankrupt."

"Got all the rewards for winning, which was honestly a lot more than I expected. Uncle Penny Bags will from now on convert all my money for me in my possession from world to world. Also he will give me investment advice for any investments I make. He also gave me a dog named rover and a deed which will grant me in every jump a equal number of land and buildings equal to the amount I bought in monopoly. Which was everything. Lastly, I now have two cars which can legally park anywhere without problems from law enforcement."

"So, that's pretty much for the Monopoly Jump Gauntlet, yeah wasn't expecting to say much either....alright onto the current world then. Oh right gotta include the jump build paper for the Monopoly Jump."
Starting Points: 0
Age: ?
Gender Male
Starting Location: ?
Origin: ?

Perks
Landlord’s Game (-400)
Trust building (-600)
Home field advantage (-500)
Go Already (-200)
Rolling in the Go (-400)
Fast Track (-100)
Riding the Gravy Train (-900)
Cash Advance (-300)

Drawbacks
Annoyance [+100 CP]
Ankle-Biter [+100 CP, requires Annoyance]
Just Make It Stop [+200 CP, requires Ankle-Biter]
Only The Dead Can Know Peace From This [+300 CP, requires Just Make It Stop]
More Of Them [+200 CP]
Too Many Cooks Spoil The Soup [+300 CP, requires More Of Them]
Embarrassment (+100)
Shrewd Fellows [+300 CP]
Strictly Business [+400 CP, requires Shrewd Fellows]
Trust Buster [+800 CP, requires Strictly Business]
Can't Get In Trouble [+400 CP]
Can't Catch Them, Can You? [+200 CP, requires Can't Get In Trouble]

"Alright, now the current Jump I am in is the Dodgeball Jump, which was kinda obvious when I started seeing random groups of people playing dodgeball over a sandwich.....anyways here is the build for this jump, I am kind of suspecting the me that is doing the CP buying right now as I don't think I would have chosen some of these perks as I am right now......unless there really was nothing else worth buying."

Starting Points: 1000
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Starting Location: Somewhere
Origin: The New Guy

Perks
Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, Dodge (-300)
She’s Gotta Be A Lesbian (-50)
She’s Not A Lesbian (-100)
All I Know Is That Dyke Can Play (-100)
Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That (-100)
On the ball (-600)

Items
Gym Uniform (Free)
Mail order (-50)
Deus ex machina (-200)
Dodgeball (-100)

Companions
-mega gengar x3 Moe, Curly, Larry
-mega steelix Solid Snake
-mega blazekin Blaze
-mega hypno Jango
--all have DDDDD, AIKITDCP, NTTAWWT, and SGBAL

Drawbacks
Girl scouts (+100)
I threw up a little in my mouth (+200)
Serious business (+300)
Total: 0

"I do find the mail order perk to be very useful however, no need to run out to the market for groceries anymore hahahaha! Also yeah all my pokemon are with me now, well I guess they are now pokepeople since they are all human. They are all out and about playing around in the world and pranking people as long as they do not harm anyone. Did you know that ghost pokemon when they speak English have a reverberating voice? Kind of freaky, but cool, especially at karaoke."

*Jumper looks up and begins looking around*

"Hmmmm, what else can I talk about? Ah right, Xiaolin Showdown, sigh, gonna need some coffee for this one."

*Jumper gets up and walks offscreen, quickly returns to his seat with a coffee cup* *Sips*

"Well, guess I should recap, in Xiaolin Showdown I had a actual native origin which meant for the second time I had memories, except the problem was it wasn't just a few decades of memories but actually over 1500 years worth. 1500 years worth of memories of a evil person with lesser morals than me. Luckily, it seems the memories are gone which implies that the me choosing the CP things is also the one picking whether or not I keep the origin memories. Which was a very good thing as I do not want to be a evil world conqueror when I go to other worlds. Of course I still remember everything I did and how I felt and what I thought of course. I feel myself being more.....at ease with doing less scrupulous actions to say the least. I won't start killing people out of the blue again in a flash of rage. Damn it I forgot to save Dojo! Well, more like never thought about it I guess since I was evil and never thought about the lives I killed. Oh god, the number of people I killed, but but they were mostly criminals and I did keep Wuya from killing everyone so ultimately it was for the best? No, that sounds like the start of a slippery slope."

*Breathes deeply*

"Ok, ok, best way to rationalize this is, I will kill in the future, I will kill, but I will only kill those who deserve it, those who cannot be stopped, who will not change, like the Joker or Darkseid or Doomsday. I will kill them and not feel bad about it, if I do kill a innocent I will make it up to them, either to their family or by reviving them and giving them compensation. Man, there better be some kind of perk or item which let's me know who is a bad person so it would be ok for me to kill them. Didn't Soul Eater have something like that? Yeah, they did, hopefully I can get a CP backed version when I get there. Yeah, I feel better now, huh what do you know talking about your problems do work...."

"There is still one question that comes to mind however. Why did the evil influenced me decided to erase the memories? Why would he basically give up control and kill himself off?"

*Jumper looks up ceiling*

"Hey Jump Me? Care to shed some light on this? Please?"

*Jumper jumps in his seat and looks to his left at $%^@$!$!@#$%^&) Planeswalker Jumper*

"Holy crap! Did you have to pop in so close!?"

"Heh, nice couch good eye me. And yes I did my old honest expressions are hilarious. Good times. Also to answer your question the truth is I haven't been entirely honest with you."

"What."

"Yeahhhh, see I wasn't going to wait around for you to do all your choosing at each individual jump so I kinda cheated a little. At the very beginning of this jumpchain when you were making CP choices for Pokémon I also gave you the full list of jumps for you to fill out. So you actually filled out your entire Jumpchain itinerary, purchases, histories, and decided which origin memories you wanted to keep affecting you. Hence, why your CP choices are what they are and why evil you is not a large part of you right now."

*Planeswalker Jumper sips from his mug* *Jumper looks down at his suddenly empty mug*

"Hey, my coffee!"

"Meh, it's not that good"

"It's instant so of course it isn't!"

"Wait, focus! So I already picked everything out, but I do not remember picking anything and this is the me from the very beginning of my journey picking everything for current me......shit, so I should probably expect a harem in the future.....double shit."

"Yep! You better pick up more charisma perks or get better at talking to girls sonny! Hahahahaha! Well more the latter since you don't know what you are going to pick in your future jumps. Hahahaha! I am so looking forward to seeing what you are going to get in the future. Man this is funny I should have done this a long time ago!"

*Planeswalker Jumper disappears*

*Jumper stares at his empty mug*

"Shit. I really hope I did not screw me over with my min-maxing attitude."

"I wonder if luck perks would retroactively help past me in reasonable CP buying?"
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AN: And another chapter down! Anyone know how to rearrange threadmarks or why trying to edit large posts for more than 10 seconds causes the page to refresh and lose all my edits?
 
Log 22: Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored, Did I Mention I Was Bored?

tri2

Well-known member
Log 22: Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored, Did I Mention I Was Bored?
Current Time of Journey: 9 Years, 358 Days, 12 Hours, 10 Minutes, 25 Seconds
Location: My house
Current Universe: Dodgeball
Number or Jumps Completed: 5

*System Activated. All Status Green. Power Supply Stable. Full Functionality Available.*

*Jumper detected and recognized*

"Cortana activate ALP."

*Audio Log Program Activated*

*Jumper located on couch within a suburban home*

"Alright going to keep this log short as nothing really happened while I was in this jump." Jumper said with a light tone.

"Spent the last 9 years just enjoying myself, treating this as one long as vacation. Stayed out of most of the high stakes dodgeball fights, except for a few which I joined because I was bored and dodgeball is fun to play once in awhile. Gotta admit I really needed a jump off, didn't realize just how much mental stress I had built up. Had to visit a therapist and later erase her memory after the session was done."

"I didn't really need to work thanks to alchemy and the purchase of my own jeweler shop from the monopoly assets. Hired a manager and some employees and supplied them with 20's worth of highest quality gems to stock the shop and just let the money roll in. Last I heard my shop is THE jewelers store to buy gems from."

"My pokepeople just mostly laze around the house these days after pranking most of the known world and getting bored and tired. Some of the pranks were hilarious and some were.....yeah."

"The only other thing of note was that I continued my training in Chi Magics, Heylin Magics, and Xiaolin Magics. I could now make my own custom Shen Gong Wu and recreate all of Dashi's existing Wu which is a very useful thing for me to have. I still wasn't at Wuya's level in Heylin Magics, but considering she has had at minimum centuries to hone her magic I will be content with my progress. I would now be considered a minor reality warper as I could affect the area of a large house and bend everything inside to my will. I could create those Heylin infernal golems that Wuya had before and render myself immune to Shen Gong Wu effects at will. Lastly, I now had a instinct for what I need to do to create new chi spells and memorized every single Chi Spell book that I copied from Uncle's shop. I am pretty sure I would now be considered a grand chi master. "

"I have to admit I am feeling pretty proud of myself right now and it would not have been possible if it wasn't for that learning perk from the last jump."

*Jumper swivels his head left and right*

"Well, I think that is pretty much- oh wait. I also practiced with my talisman powers, things like practicing the pyrokinesis power, controlling the healing power, animation power, levitation, and super speed. Mostly worked on figuring out the limits more and getting a more fine control over things like the super speed. I can now turn tight corners and react in time while moving at top speed."

"Other than that nothing else was done, so in summary, training, practicing, learning, and relaxing. Basically, spent this jump preparing for the next one."

"I have to admit after spending 9 years here in a normal world I am really eager to move on to the next one. I spent some time dating women but it never really worked out. I never realized it till my first date here but spending over 40 years doing amazing things has kinda warped my.....mind I guess. I just couldn't seem to relate or feel anything for random normal women anymore. It's kind of saddening. I wonder what I am going to be like by the end of this jumpchain? Will I even recognize the change without this log? Would I even care? I wonder if I should just end th-"

"PFFFTT!"

"Ok, I couldn't even finish that idea with a straight face. I love being able to go on adventures, sure the killing and evil memories and pain is horrible, but the adventures and power ups more than made up for it. Though it could have had less spiders. *Shivers* Brrrrr, fucking Amazon jungle, burn in hell. Alright, I'm going to end the log here, hopefully I will still be alive to make another one." Jumper grins as he finishes the last sentence.

"Wish me luck, Jumper Owen, signing off."

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I watched as the laptop shut down the ALP program and shut itself off.

'I wonder if I should still do this log?' I thought to myself as I shelved the unit on a nearby warehouse shelf.

I know I made the log to keep track of my mental state and attitude but it just doesn't seem like its working or even worth the effort. I guess I could also do it to keep track of all my stuff? Yeah, that sounds like a good idea, I already logged in all my CP purchases and their CP descriptions, I just gotta add some tabs and sheets for the other things like my CP and non CP inventory and companions.

'Yeah~ That actually sounds pretty useful in case my memory is lost, I should add in my own techniques and insights to my powers in case I really do lose my memories.' I thought as I reactivated the laptop and began making additions to the log program.

Other than that there was nothing else to do, my companions were already back in the companion housing system as they got bored living at my house and liked the comforts of the system better. I already restocked my supplies and all my affairs were taken care of here. So I guess I'll just watch some cable till it was time to leave? Oh, wait I should probably set up my jumper's jacket next to the warehouse door in case I need to quickly hide my presence in the next jump.

With that last thought I began to wait for the end of the jump with some nice soothing seasons of SpongeBob.
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*1 Week Later*

As the light faded I noticed I laying on a bed staring at a pink ceiling, it was wh- *BOOM!* That was all the time I had to think before what I was laying EXPLODED under my fucking back!

I was launched face first at the ceiling, broke through it while I was flailing around, broke through the next ceiling, met open air, with the flailing resulting in me not falling back down the hole I made but outside of the house which meant I fell over 3 stories face first onto the grassy ground. I laid there stunned but undamaged as my mind tried to process what just happened.

"mmmmmmrgle?" I asked the nice lawn for what the hell just happened to me.

I heard what sounded like a door get slammed open and the distinctive sounds of a bunch of guns being aimed at me.

"I have no idea who you are, but if that explosion was your pathetic attempt at freeing the hostages then you are a fool and will die now."

I quickly lifted my head up at that voice and saw a band of 6 men in ski masks with AK 47's aiming at me while in the middle of a pair of large double doors and white columns. I quickly activated my super speed, closed the distance, and bent all their gun barrels straight up rendering their guns useless except as IED's. I crossed my muscularly large arms together (oh hey that's new!) and leaned over the group with the frowniest frown I could frown. (Just realized I am a lot taller now.)

They just stared in shock at me with their jaws dropped visible behind their masks. I think one of them even pissed their pants too. Ew.

I quickly knocked them out via the neck grab technique which I learned from my SEAL training....wait I had SEAL training? They teach knock out techniques?

I quickly transmuted some cuffs for the men out of the cement floor and went inside....the....White....House. I just noticed a sign inside the door welcoming people to the White House.

Oh holy shit I am in the White House which has armed men inside, the President is in danger! As a law abiding super powered citizen(?) I quickly sped through the house narrowing in on the heat signatures present through the house. All the lone ones I assumed were more criminals and quickly knocked them out before heading towards the largest group. There was three men surrounding two other heat signatures with 2 cold bodies against the wall.

I smashed through the door and quickly knocked out the three people surrounding the two as logically the two should be the hostages. I deactivated my heat vision and looked at the two people I saved. This time my jaw dropped. The two people composed of a man and a woman. The woman was wearing a nice formal dress of a light blue color with blonde hair shoulder length framing a young European face. The other was probably the president as he was dressed in a full dark blue business suit with a red tie. He was a large man with swept back brown hair and a lot of muscles and a very familiar face.

"Thank you for saving us, I would have dealt with them myself, but my little girl was in danger from them too." The President said as he smiled. "Can I ask you to help keep my little girl safe? I do not think this will be the last of them and you have shown me you are a very good bodyguard."

"Thank you very much sir. I will be in your care." His daughter said with a smile while I just stared dumbfounded at the fact that the President of the United States was Arnold Schwarzenegger and just asked me, a total stranger, that saved their life, to take care of his daughter. I quickly reached into my pockets and looked the CP list paper.

Starting Points: 1000
Age: 28
Gender Male
Starting Location: America
Origin: Drop In


Perks
Don’t Look at Explosions (Free)
One-Liner (Free)
Bulging Muscles (Free)
Ambidexterity (-100)
Goddamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus (-300)
If It Bleeds (-800)
Swim like a Seal (-100)
Commando (-100)

Items
Endless Magazine (-200)

Drawbacks
Suburban Hellhole (+200)
Get To Da Coppha! (+400) (Take care or her or you lose kid. ;) )
Total: 0

I looked up at the two and only had this to say out loud and inside.

"Of course sir." / 'SHIT!'

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AN: Gentlemen, allow me to present the Terminator as your new President of the United States!! XD
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Log 23: I Need Another Vacation, I Said Vacation!! NOOOOO!!!!

tri2

Well-known member
Log 23: I Need Another Vacation, I Said Vacation!! NOOOOO!!!!
Current Time of Journey: 0 Years, 3 Days, 8 Hours, 2 Minutes, 35 Seconds
Location: My House
Current Universe: Sherlock Holmes
Number or Jumps Completed: 7

*System Activated. All Status Green. Power Supply Stable. Full Functionality Available.*

*Jumper detected and recognized*

"Cortana activate ALP."

*Audio Log Program Activated*

*Jumper located on couch within a old English home*

"I would first like to say this. Bugger off, bugger you straight to hell you damn idiotic past me. The last ten years of my life has been hell in spite of my vast arrays of powers at my command." The Jumper said with a cold chilly tone of voice.

"The sheer amount of shite I had to deal with was simply ludicrous. In the first year alone I had to move houses weekly and had to deal with 3 exploding skyscrapers, 5 train robberies, 158 cases of us being car jacked, 52 attempts by assassins, and over a dozen gang wars until I simply decided to make a tank the size of a RV and have the two of us live in their full time with me granting the tank healing, invisibility, super speed, and immortality to make sure it lasted."

"AND THEN IT GETS WORSE!! The President kept calling me for help and her daughter kept bugging me to actually put her in danger to help her dad! Then, after I finish helping her dad I had to track her down and save her because OF COURSE SHE GETS KIDNAPPED FROM INSIDE A DAMN TANK THE SECOND I LEAVE AND THE TANK IS BLOWN UP!! The worst part about this is that the President doesn't need help with any NORMAL problems! It's always things like oh a alien is infesting the town my family is vacationing in, a Predator has implanted a tracking device in my brother's neck, I need you to help me track it down and make it take it out, or Jumper our brand new cyborg robo cop is hunting down our rich backers, stop him before he kills them all. OH wait! Here's the dumbest one! The President asked me take part in a boxing match cause his personal sponsored boxer was out sick so he had a team of make up people give me a new face so I could face. Wait for it. Rocky Fucking Balboa! He basically had me crush the man's hopes and dreams as it was a completely unfair fight with my undetectable advantages."

"He basically had me rig a fight at the cost of his daughter getting kidnapped for crying out loud! I honestly started wondering if he actually cared about his daughter or if he was just using me to get her out of his hair. I have honestly lost all respect for that version of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sigh. For the next nine years I just kept getting into more and more weird combat situations along with all the other gun shooting insanity I mentioned earlier. Armies of terminators coming after us, xenomorphs infesting towns we were in, fuck that was a scary week. We even had more Predators come down just to hunt us in our tank! If I didn't have the actual CP list receipt I would have thought I took some kind of world wants to kill you drawback! Honestly, I think I went through a majority of every 80's Action movie in existence by the end of the jump."

*Jumper takes a long drink from his teacup that was sitting offscreen*

"Note to self, get myself a spaceship ASAP to shoot those damn bastards out of the sky and show them real orbital superiority. Now as you can probably guess I was mentally exhausted by the time the ten years were up. I left the girl with the President at his private home and quickly ran the hell out of there, opened a warehouse door, and napped till it was time to go."

"I was fully expecting a jump where I could possibly take a breather, and while it kind of is one, it still has me doing a lot of work. Also, I think there might be a pattern showing up in my origins. Here is the CP list with what jump I ended up in, seems I am going to end up the villain for a lot of my jumps I think."

Starting Points: 1000
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Starting Location: London, England
Origin: The Moriarty (-50)

Perk
Tidying up (-50)
Cruel Genius (Free)
A Truly Legendary Patience (-100)
Good help is easy to find (-150)
Respect a man’s privacy (-300)
A game of shadows (-300)

Items
The notebook (Free)
The Ledger (-200)
An empire in shadows (-300)
Eyes and ears (-100)
A Sidearm (-50)

Drawbacks
Most Wanted (+300)
Loose Ends (+300)
Total: 0

"Yes, so I am basically a Sherlock Holmes's antagonist, so you can pretty much guess how I am feeling right about now and no willpower perk in sight. That said though I am no longer squeamish about killing or torturing to get what I want though I do find it still, ugh. Right now I am in hiding in one of the many safe houses I own thanks to my criminal empire perk and my monopoly perk, good news! All my money in my warehouse has been transferred into my ledger, which means I freed up a not insignificant amount of space. I can now hold literally infinite amounts of wealth as long as there is a banking system of some kind for me to access the economy."

"Crap lost my train of thought, let's see woke up in prison, looked in a mirror, saw that I looked like Moriarty from Sherlock Holmes, got enough memories from the origin to figure out that I was his twin brother, and he did not like that. Got betrayed by him, ended up caught by his accomplices in the police force who would have tried to kill me if I stayed. Checked my CP list and then escaped jail via shapeshifting into a fly and just flying, heh, out the window and to a safe house. I quickly accessed my own crime syndicate and informed them of our new relationship with my brother's organization and quickly had his workers silenced."

"Right now I am moving daily from house to house with teleportation, since thanks to my drawback means I cannot stay in one place for any time before someone will break in and destroy my stuff while trying to catch me. Easier to just pack up and move every night. Makes dealing with existing assassins easier as well. I am starting to think that I like to be the villain in jumps considering this is the third time I am in irreconcilable trouble with the law."

"This will likely be the only log I make in this jump as I will be busy trying not to get caught by anyone, not getting killed, and finding whatever spare time I have to practice my psychic skills from Pokémon as I have been neglecting them. I did make sure to let my pokepeople out again and told them to bother Holmes and Moriarty if they have the chance. Let's see, other than that nothing else comes to mind so I guess I will just end this here."

"This is Crime Lord Jumper signing off. Heh"
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AN: As an apology for the false alert have a early update! Not much but meh, never really got into the Holme's series.
 
Log 24: Birds of a Feather, Love Together

tri2

Well-known member
Log 24: Birds of a Feather, Love Together
Current Time of Journey: 0 Years, 0 Days, 0 Hours, 0 Minutes, 01 Seconds
Location: Downtown
Current Universe: Sekirei
Number or Jumps Completed: 27

In the middle of the night of a bustling metropolis city, in a little out of sight alleyway, a ball of lightning formed, filling the alleyway with light and noise.

*KRAKATHOOM!*

The ball exploded forcing everything around it up against the walls of the alleyway and some stuff out of the alleyway and onto the street. Luckily, no one was around to witness such a eye catching entrance into the universe.

As the light and noise died down a figure could be seen standing in a shallow spherical depression. Standing there alone in the alley was a man with unruly short black hair and green eyes which seemed to cycle through colors. He stood around 5' 6", with porcelain white skin like that of a doll, he wore a very nice black formal suit with a black top hat and a pair of white gloves.

"Ay yai yai yai yai~" The man said amused as he surveyed the destruction and mess around him left by his arrival.

"It seems the sphere of destruction has gotten another half inch bigger. If this keeps up I won't be able to arrive quietly anymore soon." He mused as he pulled out a piece of paper from his coat pocket.

"Now let's see what I ended up this time for this jump, the place looks Earth like eno-!" The now revealed jumper cut off mid word as he looked at what he had gained for his current jump and the knowledge of just where he was.

Gender: Male
Location: Downtown
Age: 19
Origin: Ashikabi
Starting points: 1000

Perks
Winging Ceremony (Free)
Short and Sweet (-200)
Norito (-300)
Compatibility (-100)
Adjuster (-200)
Sakurako Style (-200)
Counselor (-400)
Sharing is Caring (-400)

Gear
MBI Card (Free)

Complications
Clumsy (+150)
Slapstick (+300)
Birds of a Feather (+450)

Companions
Akitsu (Free)
Musubi (-100)
Total: 0

"Huh, it finally happened. I finally ended up in a jump where I got waifus, well companions, well besides you guys of course." I said as my top hat began shaking as a white rabbit head popped out from beneath it. Behind me I could feel the presence of three dark beings rise form the ground. Moe, Curly, And Larry my three mega gengars who have been with me from the very beginning. As for the rabbit, he came from the Razzle Dazzle jump from a CP purchase. Apparently, he was the former Rabbit of Caerbannog but got tired of the life. His name is Cair for short and he is surprisingly good with sleight of hand tricks and ropes considering he has no opposable thumbs. Thankfully, I could speak rabbit.

"Of course it was bound to happen, from what you told me about how you were like before, you were a pervert." Cair said dryly as the three stooges, as I have occasionally called them, snickered at me. He hopped down from my head and onto my shoulder where he usually sat and made himself comfortable.

"Yeah boss, remember back during that monster world trip you took? You sure spent a lot of time with that one girl monster." Curly said as he wiggled his eyebrows.

I took a moment to remember said monster before I blushed and glared at the pokemon.

"Hey, she was attractive and decent conversationalist! Besides nothing happened between us so whatever you are thinking just stop."

I had a sudden thought as I refreshed my memory on this particular setting and quickly pulled out a napkin from my sleeve and enlarged it large enough to cover the five us from aerial view. I just remembered that the city of Shinto Teito was under constant orbital surveillance by Minaka. Crap, he probably saw my entry into the world and my companions. Luckily, I was wearing my tophat so no seeing my face unless I looked up.

"Damn it guys I think we might be having company soon." I said as I quickly transmuted a doorway and opened up my warehouse. I felt my perception of time speed up as I quickly scrolled through my mental item list, remembered their location in my warehouse and plotted the fastest uninterrupted route to grab them and exit my warehouse all within the time needed to open the door. Hedron Shields, check, talismans absorbed, check, anti electronic surveillance scrambler, check, The Wrapper, check, surgery kit, check, short sword, check, pistol, check, money ledger, check, crime empire notebook, check, communicators with trackers, check, hmmm a mask is fine too, check, and ooh that's new. I grabbed a black credit card that had the letters MBI on it which was a free origin item for this jump. I slowed a bit as I wondered 'should I change out of my suit?' I contemplated a bit before deciding not to. I was comfortable right now and will probably change later when I deal with MBI's initial chase.

On the way out I looked at a bowl next to the warehouse door which contained all the previous jump cp lists and took one last look at the receipts I got since Sherlock Holmes Jump
Starting Points: 1000
Origin: Silver Tribe
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Labor: Silver Tribesmen: Golden Plan – It is the will of your tribe to find the Golden Tribe and join them. You must ensure that this happens.
Starting Location: Codomos – The home planet of the Silver Tribe. As advanced as they are their planet is
barren and scarcely inhabited. You are the only one of your kind here.

Perks
Superiority (Free)
Physic prowess (-100)
Telepathy (-300)
Spiritual projection (-300)
Silver mind (-300)
Teleportation (-200)
Emotion transference (-100)

Gear
Hedron Shields (Free)

Drawbacks
Messiah Complex (+300)
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Origin: Drop In
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Starting Time: 1990 Judgement Day

Perks
Judgment Day (-100)
Smash the metal motherfuckers (Free)
No Fate But What We Make (-400)
Hey, Wait! You Swore! (-200)
I’d Die for Anon (-600)
Of Course; I’m a Terminator (-200)
Thank You Jumper For Your Courage Through The Dark Years (-100)

Items
None

Drawbacks
Urinal Terminator (+300)
Is anon crazy? (+150)
I’m old not obsolete (+50)
Wash Day Tomorrow? Nothing Clean Right? (+100)
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Age: 23
Gender Male
Starting Location: The Revenge
Origin: Drop In

Perks
Speed Reading (-100)
Storyteller (Free)
You Killed My Father (-400)
Dread Pirate Roberts (-400)
I’ll Most Likely Kill You In The Morning (-200)
Popular opinion (-200)

Items
Library (Free)
Bookcase (-50)
Adaptanator (-100)
Mysterious Mask (-50)
Iocane powder (-100)

Drawbacks
Six fingers on your right hand (+300)
Why Won’t My Arms Move (+200)
If you don’t have your health (+100)
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Origin: Drop In
Starting Location: Tomoeda

Perks
Safety First (-100)
Ctrl-Z (-200)
Danger sense (-50)
Conjoined Conjures (-300)
Devotion (-300)
Ensoul (-600)
Technicolor eyes (-50)

Items
none

Drawbacks
Lure of Magic (+200)
Adaptation Values (+300)
Addiction (+100)
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Age: 23
Gender Male
Starting Location: El Dorado
Origin: Aztec Citizen

Perks
The More I learn, The More I See (-200)
read the heavens (-100)
the gods want blood (-200)
blood magic (-400)
hospitality (free)
party time (-300)
asthetic building (-100)

Items
everlasting bowl of golden apples (Free)
golden gateway of the jumper with customization (-100)
history of the jumper (-100)

Drawbacks
piranha infestation (+200)
giant aztec jaguar bait (+300)
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Location: Bluebell
Origin: Drop In

Perks
Gaia Speaks to me (-150)
Who needs water? (-300)
Friendship (-50)
Master cook (-50)
Rancher (-100)
Breeding expert (-200)
Green thumb (-50)
Expert trader (-200)

Items
Farmers Almanac (-200)
Companion guidebook (-300)
Power Berries (-200)

Drawbacks
A storm is coming (+300)
You suck (+300)
Working for cheap (+200)
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Age: Newborn
Gender Male
Starting Location: Isla Paradiso
Origin: Occult (-200)
Life State: Witch (-100) no wand needed

Perks
alchemist (Free)
No Bills Ever (-200)
immune to cold (-200)
immune to heat (-200)
Dirt Defiant (-100)

Items
Basement Dweller (-200)
Omniplant Seeds (-100)
Death Flower (-200)

Drawbacks
Where’s Bella (+200)
Sadistic God (+300)
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Origin: Drop in
Age: 25
Gender: Male

Perks
Underwater Physics (Free)
Jumpy’s a Human (-100)
I.CAN’T. BREATH!(-200)
Krabtastic(-200)

Items
Spatula (free)
Glass of water (free)
The Wrapper (-1000 KP)

Drawbacks
PATTY!PATTY!PATTY! (+100)
MY LEG! (+200 KP): Your left leg seems to attract trouble. Once a week you will find yourself hurled into some sort of accident caused by Spongebob. You will compelled to yell out “MY LEG!” when this happens.
THEY LOVE YOU! (+300 KP): Spongebob and Patrick are extremely fond of you. They will spend most days in your vicinity, trying to get you to join in on their fun. They are also absolutely immortal and no form of magic or science can restrain them or keep them away from you. Comes with a personal 'thank you' note from Squidward.
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Starting Location: Amazon and Hercules Island
Origin: Doctor (-100)

Perk
Commencing operation x5 (-300) trauma, cosmetic, disease, mental, transplants
Hold my Breakfast (-50)
Make me a better man (-150)
Meatgrinder medicine (-150)
I can still save him (-300)
Biology as a guideline (-300)

Items
The extra room (Free)
Surgical tools (Free)
Hands of a Fran (-100)
Remote Surgical Assembly (-150)

Drawbacks
On the trail (+300)
The Opposite of Violent (+200)
Those crazy madarakis (+100)
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Starting Location: Upperton
Origin: Villain (-100)

Perk
Genius (-50)
Worlds deadliest golfer (-50) cooking
Reliable invention (-200)
Child development degree (-100)
Culinarian (-100)
Unknown resources (-600)

Items
Lair (free)
Truth ray (-100)
bondo ball (Free)
Attitudinator (-200)
Moodulators (-100)

Drawbacks
Depantsed (+100)
Omniphobic (+300)
American style jokes (+100)
Pigmentation disorder (+100)
Total: 0
Starting points: +1000
Starting area: Merdegraw
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Race: Robot Human like
Class: Engineer (-100)

Perks/skills/abilities:
The Space Age (Free)
Nanotech Wizard (-100)
Gadgetron License (-300)
Leviathan Souls (-200)
Competent Subordinates (-200)
Gadget Geek (-200)

Gear:
Lombax Ship (-400)

Complications:
Bombastic (+100)
It's a hat? (+100)
Eyes of the Emperor (+200)
Race Roll (+100)
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Starting Location: Beginning
Origin: Drop In tough (-100) enchanter

Perks
Elemental resistance x3 (-600) fire
Elemental resistance x3 (-600) darkness
Exotic Resistance x2 (-400) mental
Premium pack (-100)
Loot table (-200)
Mudcrab school of finance (-200)

Items
Beginner’s spellbook (Free)

Drawbacks
Player ghosts (+200)
Everything wants to kill you (+400)
Speedrun(+500)
artificial stupidity (+100)
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Starting Location: Beijing, China
Origin: Traditionalist (-100)

Perk
Advanced Sleight of Hand (Free)
Signature (Free)
Patter (Free)
Standard Tricks (Free)
Quick Change Artist (-100)
Intangibility (-150)
smokescreen (-300)
human pincushion (-200)
The Handcuff King (-300)

Items
The Amazing Boiler Case (Free)
blueprints (-200)
USPCC Lifetime Customer (-50)
The White Rabbit (-200)

Drawbacks
Jumper and Friends' Greatest Show on Earth (+600)
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Origin: Angel (-100)
Starting Location: 21st street

Abilities
Let’s give it a boost (-300)
But they're so fluffy! (Free)
Let’s make it bigger (-400)
Almighty janitor (-200)
Stop Raiding Me You Bastards! (-400)

Items
Sky, clean, smutty, wood wallpaper (-200)
God’s dinner set (-150)
The king’s bed (-150)

Drawbacks
Lazy snobs (+100)
Never on time (+100)
They just don’t stop (+200)
Training regimen (+200)
Demons (+300)
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Age: ?
Gender: Male
Starting Location: ?
Origin: Scare assistant (-100)

Perk
Well-fitted (-200)
Fear tech (-300)
It’s all about presence (-600)
Lost and Found (-200)
Can wrangler (Free)
You started getting attached to it (-400)
Oh Hey! We’re Rehearsing A Scene From The Upcoming Company Play! (-100)

Items
Door shredder (-100)
Closet warehouse (-200)
3 little words 6 wheel drive (Free)

Drawbacks
How Many Kids you got in there? (+300)
Powerful Emotions (+200)
You’re not that scary (+200)
Banishment (+300)
The window of innocence is shrinking (+100)
23-19! (+100)
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Age: 15
Gender: Male
Starting Location: Aincrad
Origin: Accomplice

Perks
Flourishes (Free)
In a Game (Free)
APM Intensifies (-600)
Tutorial (-100)
Roleplay (Free)
Like riding a bicycle (-300)
This is my final form (-300)

Items
Digital Projection Helm (Free)
Load Out! (Free)
Immortal Object x3 (-300) gloves, socks, underwear.

Drawbacks
Aggro (+100)
An Inconvenient World (+100)
Lag (+200)
16.5 (+200)
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Starting Location: Somewhere on Earth
Origin: Drop In

Perk
Morphing Memory (-600)
Chimera Morph (-300)
Acquisitive Gaze (-200)
Yoink! (-100)
Morphing (Free)
two of your earth hours (free)
my name is jake (-100)
turning the tables (-400)

Items
the series (free)
the corkboard map (-100)

Drawbacks
The Thirteen (+800)
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Starting Location: Cursed Springs of Jusenkyo
Origin: Drop In
Curse: Pool of Drowned Saiyan

Perk
Supreme Amazon Ki Techniques (-600) (Breaking Point Technique)
copy cat technique (-300)
hidden weapon space (-200)
Homemaking Skills (-100)
Construction Master (-100)
Martial Acrobatics (-100)

Items
Barrel of Jusenkyo Water (Saiyan) (-200)

Drawbacks
Plague of Fanfiction (+0)
fiance magnet (+200)
curse of the cat fist (+100)
locked curse (+300)
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Starting Location: High Rock
Race: Breton
Origin: Mage (-100)
Sign: The Tower

Perks
Resist magicka (Free)
Skill Books (-300)
Spell Maker (-300)
Debt to society (-400)
Enchanter (-300)

Items
Altar of Spell Making (-200)
Prophecy-Pit Dog

Drawbacks
Cliff Racer (+200)
Oblivion Crisis (+200)
Outlander (+100)
Limited voices (+100)
Total: 0
Starting Points: 1000
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Starting Location: Aurora Island
Origin: Demon King (-200) Human (Free)

Perks
Economy 101 (Free)
Crimson Saint (-300)
Crimson Sage (-200)
Hard work and study (-100)
Free Trade (-400)

Items
Outer Library (-400)
Demon Horn Tiara (Free)

Drawbacks
Pissed of Hero (+600)
Total: 0
I quickly closed back up the warehouse and stashed the key somewhere on my body along with my small arsenal.

"Ok guys time for us to split up, standard procedure, don't get caught now you hear?" I said as I wore my mask, while handing everyone a communicator and tracker. Standard procedure was for them to just go enjoy themselves but to meet up with me when I found a new home base and I activated the recall setting.

The three pokemon gave me a salute before they melded into the shadows of the alley and rushed out of it along the ground. Cair of course didn't move from his perch or acknowledge the others leaving, just giving a sigh as he attacked the machine to his ear.

As for me I jumped up onto the roof of building I was next to with my enhanced strength. I felt the wind rush against my face and a grin forming as the side of the building rushed past. Soon I was past the building and landed on the roof.

Just in time too for a glorious sunrise it seems. Though I guess that castle like tower was the MBI headquarters. Just in case Minaka is watching I wave in its general direction. Heh.


You know, if it wasn't for that El Dorado perk that let me enjoy these things over and over like new I probably would have gotten bored with this kind of view over a hundred years ago. Man, a hundred years, time sure has flew by really fast.

I spend a few more minutes staring at the sunrise while also keeping a eye out for any sign of a pursuit team from MBI. I reigned in my psionic powers though as it would have been overkill to use it here at their full power. Plus, did not really want to hear and feel everyone's mind in the city.

Strange, where was the pursuit team? From what I remember MBI was a competent antagonist group. I let loose my sense a bit more and lightly brush over the city, I immediately found something and focused my eyes on the area. Making use of the Falcon's eye power I zoomed in on what looks to be Musubi and Akitsu being chased by the Discipline squad led by Karasuba. Wait, Musubi wasn't released so soon, neither was Akitsu, did the two of them escape MBI? I guess that was why the Discipline squad was late, they encountered the two sekirei making a break for it from the labs and decided to chase them down.

Wait, is this my fault? Did me companioning them cause them to escape the labs? Ooops? Alright enough thinking time to save the two.

"Alright Cair, back into the hat or at least cloak yourself." I looked over my shoulder to see Cair wearing his miniature magician's outfit complete with a cloak.

"Wrong cloak." I deadpanned. He quickly vanished from sight with only his scent and weight on my shoulder letting me know he was still there.

I refrained from using my flight abilities and just started hopping over the roof tops at high speed assisted by some telekinesis push to help me land faster. I got to the two runaways just as the Discipline squad cornered them on a rooftop.

The Discipline squad was surrounding the two escaped Sekirei and consisted of Karasuba, Benitsubasa, and Haihane making this the latest iteration of the Discipline Squad.

I landed softly at the edge of the roof and saw that Haihane noticed me and was opening her mouth to alert the other two. I quickly pulled out my own blade and blitzed towards Karasuba with super speed and Saiyan backed strength, pulled back of course, didn't want to accidentally kill Karasuba as she didn't seem to be actually a evil person so non lethal fighting it was.

I reinforced my short sword with healing and immortality to make sure it didn't get cut in half by Karasuba's nodachi as she spun around, drew her blade, and slashed at me all in the time span of less than a second which it took me to enter slashing range of her.

I had no real time to think about her impressiveness as even with accelerated perception due to APM from SAO her blade still traveled with worrying speed through the air as it impacted my blade. I could tell she was holding back a lot as I knew she had enough strength to cut through entire battleships and that my arm didn't even struggle much as the sparks flew from our weapons colliding.

"Hoh? Now who are you? Another little bird that escaped the lab?" Karasuba said in Japanese as she grinned with a insane smile as she upped her strength on her blade and failing to push me back as I upped mine as well to match. Her other two compatriots looked shocked at the fact that someone was stupid enough to attack Karasuba, but still kept the other two sekireis from leaving.

"Now is that an appropriate question to ask a gentleman in a mask?" I replied breathily with my own slasher grin on my face. As loathe as I am to admit it I love the rush of adrenaline from a fight. Even before I started jumping I always loved the thrill of a fight, to bleed someone, to hurt them, but never could as I always had to restrain myself due to social constraints. The fact that I could now do so on appropriate targets during my jumps was....addicting.

I broke off first from our stalemate and landed back a few meters from Karasuba.

I pointed my sword at her with a little twirl.

"Isn't it a bit unfair to fight 3 on two with weapons? How about you all face me instead 3 on 1? It might actually be a bit more fair to you. In fact I won't even use my blade." I teased and taunted with a toothy grin as I twirled my blade and made it disappear into what looks like thin air.

"OHHHH!!! You bastard don't you dare look down on us!" Benitsubasa raged as she lost her temper and launched herself at me with Haihane circling around to stab me from either the side or back. Karasuba just stayed where she was watching the moment.

Haihane reared her arm back and channeled her power into her fist.

"Blood Fes-" I cut her off there as I rushed in lunge stepped to the side, grabbed her punch arm's wrist, and swung her down and around into the charging form of Haihane like some kind of pink club.

"Hahahahaha" I laughed as the looks on the two's faces as they impacted each other was hilarious!! Of course Karasuba would choose that time to slash down at my front before I could do anything else.

As I saw the blade coming down at me I realized that I was far to close to dodge it so I didn't. I stepped/ducked/lunged forward and threw a uppercut at her hands holding the descending sword like some kind of ridiculous British boxing clown. Her sword went flying upwards out of her now useless hands as my fist plus her own strength caused a few of her fingers to dislocate from the strength and angle of the counter attack.

Taking advantage of her shock I side kicked her in the gut towards the other two Discipline Squad members just as they were picking themselves up, knocking all three of them down in a pile.

I take the opportunity to jump back towards Musubi and Akitsu.

"Are you two ladies ok?" I ask them.

"Yeah, we're fine and wow you are really strong, no one has ever won against Karasuba-sama before! Will you fight me?" Musubi asked excitedly with stars in her eyes.

"Ah, ok." Akitsu said in a depressed tone, with a pause before her answer, her eyes looking dead to the world.

"So her name is Karasuba eh? What are your names?"

"Oh! Sorry, my name is Musubi and this is Akitsu-san!" Musubi answered cheerily for her and Akitsu.

"And just why are these admittedly lovely violent ladies chasing after you two?" At this point the three Discipline squad was back up and were watching me warily with the exception of Karasuba whose grin was even wider if possible.

"Its because I helped Akitsu-san escape from the labs when the adjustor hurt her." Musubi said with her cheerful smile turning into a frown at the end.

"Hey Musubi-chan, you aren't suppose to be telling people not part of the Plan those things~" Karasuba said with her blade again in her hand though with a less firm of a grip. Haihane and Benitsubasa were also in their combat stances as well.

"Oh, sorry I forgot. Hehe." Musubi said knuckling her head again and sticking her tongue out.

"Are you guys are part of MBI or something?" I said with a plan in mind.

"Well, since you aren't really going to be leaving here alive, why not? Yes, we are." Karasuba said.

"Then, why would you be attacking me~" I said as I flipped my gloved hand in the air to materialize a MBI black card which was suppose to be given to MBI employees or ashikabi's.

"EEEEHHH!! How did you get your hands on that!?" Haihane exclaimed.

"Why don't you ask Minaka?" I suggested with a amused tone of voice.

"Tell you what why don't you go contact him while I take these two to a hotel to stay at? It doesn't look like these two will follow you anyways~"

"Hmph, why would we need to go when we have cellphones......ahhh! My phone is broken! Haihane lend me your phone!" Benitsubasa said as she pulled out her broken cell phone.

"Ah, my phone is broken too." Haihane said holding up her own broken phone.

"Karasuba-sama?"

"Hmph, I don't carry a phone, it's what I have you guys for." Karasuba said boredly as it looked like she wouldn't get to keep fighting, though she did keep her eyes on me and mine on hers.

"Well, looks like you guys are going to have to go back to ask Minaka about this, don't worry, there's the place I am taking them right now, you can find us there later." I said as I pointed at a hotel that was located a couple blocks away.

"Though for future reference, maybe you should get MBI to give you a shock proof case if you are going to be fighting all the time."

"Fine, but just you wait, uhhh, darn it what's your name!" Benitsubasa asked pointed her finger at me in a rage.

"Honestly? Asking a masked person his name again? You're a bad influence on her Karasuba-chan~ You can call me Joker." I said with humor in my voice as Haihane and Benitsubasa's jaws dropped at what I called Karasuba, while Karasuba was glaring daggers at me and was reaching for her sword again which she had sheathed after showing my card.

"Hoh? You sure got some balls on you to call me that."

"Well, if you want me to stop you're going to need to make me aren't you." I said while leaning forward a bit at the waist with my arms behind my back.

"Hmph, come on, we're leaving, see you later, Joker-kun we'll be finishing our match later~." Karasuba said as she and the squad roof hopped away from us.

"Whooo, that was a good time." I said as I turned towards the remaining two sekireis.

"Sorry about, well you know deciding things without really asking you." I said sheepishly as I held the back of my neck.

"Oh that's ok, thanks for helping us mister! You were really strong and brave to be able save us! Will you fight me now?" Musubi said with her cute hopeful stare. Honestly, she is utterly adorable, the anime and manga's did her no justice.

"Ah, thank you." Akitsu, said sadly.

I frowned knowing just what was depressing her as I glanced at her marked forehead. God fuckin dammit, how the hell did she suffer from being broken so early in this point in time. It makes no sense, it shouldn't have happened for months. I mean me choosing her as my companion should have prevented the event from occurring! She shouldn't have had to go such a traumatic experience for a sekirei.

"No Musubi, I told them that I would take you to the hotel and that is what I will do. Maybe we can fight later, but for now I think you two have had a long night. It's already morning."

I led the three of us (plus Cair) to the nearby hotel and with a little bit of illusion on the front desk clerk I got us a very nice room without arousing anyone's suspicions. Well except for MBI's when they see the security recording of the clerk not thinking a man in a suit with a top hat and mask leading two beautiful girls in strange outfits as anything strange.

We quickly reached our room and as soon as I entered I started disabling as many MBI bugs as I could find which were honestly not as much as I thought there would be. I even unplugged the electronic devices with cameras like the TV. The room was a nice hotel room with a kitchen, living room, dining area, a bathroom, and two bedrooms.

"Alright you two, you two might as well shower first, I'll start making a meal for you two and then we can all take a nap afterwards I guess."

At the mention of a meal Akitsu and Musubi's stomach started growling like a actual beast. I blinked in shock, that was actually pretty loud, last time I heard a stomach roar like that was back in the Monster Inc universe.

Musubi's eyes went large and doe like with tears forming at the edges. She looked so god damn adorable, even more so than usual. "umu hungry~~"
Akitsu just blushed and kept her eyes down.

I laughed "Alright, hurry up and shower now, the food will be done by the time you are out and you can eat then."

Musubi's face instantly brightened up "Hai!" She grabbed Akitsu's hand and the two of them rushed into the bathroom. I called up some room service to deliver some bathrobes, extra bath supplies, and to bring groceries as I have no doubt that the two of them would eat the current supplies I am going to bring out from my warehouse. Cair uncloaked from his perch and hopped down onto the dining table in the room.

"Hmph, you are already smitten by the two, what happened to your cold manner for your past 80 years towards women?" Cair asked.

I blushed. "Hey, I always did have a crush on those two since the very beginning, not just because they were both gorgeous but because they were both so innocent, pure, and loyal. They aren't geniuses but most of the time it's who they are that matters most. I can think of few others who I would feel an attraction to as easily as those two Cair." I explained to my fluffy companion as I opened up a door to my warehouse and quickly retrieved a armful of ingredients and cooking supplies.

Thankfully, the past jumps have been kind to me and I have had much experience in cooking for myself and others along with some purchased cooking perks which make feeding people a breeze.

I left afterimages in my wake as I hurried to prepare what normal people would consider a feast for four. Sekirei's eat a substantial amount, most likely due to their high energy expenditure from doing superhuman actions all the time.

'I wonder how Miya managed to keep everyone fed considering she only got normal rent from her tenants?' I thought to myself as dish after dish was finished. Fried rice, salads, soups, pork cutlets, steak, musubi(spam heh), fruit drinks, breads, and other delicious dishes that I tasted through the years. I even made a few pounds of gourmet veggies for Cair, it's surprising how much a tiny bunny can eat. I quickly set up the feast and picked up the stuff room service brought up for me and set them all away.

The only thing I kept a hold on was the two bathrobes I had brought up because I had a sneaking suspicion that the girls would need them as they had no extra clothes. I approached the bathroom door to hand the robes on it when it suddenly opened from the inside.

"Joker-sama, the bathroom doesn't have any more shampoo." Musubi said as she walked out of the bathroom in nothing but her birthday suit holding one of those tiny hotel soap bottles. I didn't really pay much attention to Musubi's body earlier as I was in a middle of a hostile situation and because I didn't want to openly ogle the beautiful young alien women who had just had a bad time. Now however I thanked the fact that I had a pretty much perfect memory as I did not want to forget the sight before my eyes.

The first thing I noticed was her eyes, large innocent brown eyes on a cute as a button face framed by princess styled brown hair wet from the shower. My eyes followed a drop of water as it slowly, to my perception, flowed down her curvaceous body.

My eyes instantly went back up to her eyes with a large blush forming on my face, thank god I was still wearing my mask to hide the blush. This girl's body was way to developed and curvaceous! Over 300 years old with barely any reaction the vast amount of women I have encountered, besides Olivier, and here is Musubi making me feel like I damn awkward teenager again!

I opened my mouth to say something when Akitsu stepped up behind Musubi and suddenly tripped. She fell onto Musubi and Musubi fell towards me and I suddenly could not react in time except to have one thought. 'Darn/thank you clumsy!'

I hit the floor back first with my face smashed between what felt like giant marshmallows. I let go of the bathrobes and put my hands on Musubi's soft waist as I push her up. It was actually a bit suffocating to be honest my current position no matter how nice it feels.

"Ah, Joker-sama are you alright!" "Ah, I'm sorry." Two voices said.

"It's fine, are ok Musubi?" I asked her as I tried to look past her breasts which was blocking her face from view. At this point Musubi sat up and was basically straddling me and her face was flushed. Her breath was deep and heavy and her face was red.

"Joker-sama, I feel so hot, like my body, is burning." Musubi gasped out as her eyes went half lidded and her body began radiating heat like a heater.

'I guess she is reacting to me.' I thought with a sigh of relief as I recognized her symptoms from the anime. One fear I had when I saw that I had sekirei companions was the possibility that I was not their chosen ashikabi and that I would be basically force winging them, basically a form of rape. I hate rape and I doubt I could really live with myself if I did commit something like that, no matter how evil I got. So seeing her reacting to me removed a load off of my mind.

"Musubi, I think you're reacting to me." I explained

"What, are you my ashikabi? I am so happy!" Musubi exclaimed breathily as she suddenly crushed her lips against mine in a passionate kiss. Her lips were so soft and tasted so sweet. I melted into the kiss as I began to kiss her back forgetting everything else around me. Well almost forget as I opened my eyes in shock, because I felt the connection of something to my soul, which I was very much aware of due to my training with magic and its interaction with myself in many ways.

I was pretty sure it was the soul bond being formed between a Sekirei and Ashikabi as it didn't feel painful at all, in fact it felt like someone was holding my hand, it was a warm and soft feeling. Comforting feelings warmed my chest from the inside out causing stress I didn't even know I had to flow out of my body.

I could feel her soul, her core, her tama as it is called. Our souls were getting closer to each other metaphorically. Emotions I could clearly recognize as not mine flowed through me, if it wasn't for the fact that I had ample experience in managing my emotions and mind due to my training with the Silver Tribe I probably would have been swept along the tide of emotions that came over the bond from Musubi.

The thoughts were like how glad I was to find my ashikabi, how happy that my ashikabi was so strong and nice, it feels so good to kiss my ashikabi, and how I loved him. In the short time this bond was happening internally I saw that her body was glowing a light purple from my peripheral vision not covered by her face. Not long afterwards 10 long brilliant wings made of light burst from her back and pushed against the walls of the hotel room.

*Akitsu POV*

I looked at the two as they shared something I so desperately wanted but know would never have. I felt despair and jealousy rush through my body as I watched a fellow Sekirei bond with their destined one. Their ashikabi. Their true love. It wasn't fair to feel that way about Musubi as she did nothing but supportive and helpful to her ever since she saw me get hurt by that scientist who ruined her life! That last thought came with a flash of rage which quickly faded and replaced by despair. On Musubi's back she saw a symbol form as a physical thing upon her back, the symbol was of a bird with a yin and yang circle under it and two tomoes on either side, making that four total with the tomoes forming a wide U under the bird. From that symbol 10 wings of light formed that lit the room up with a gentle light as it hit the walls, cracking them, and curved back towards the two as it failed to break the walls and ceiling.

Then, there was her ashikabi, he was strong, she could see that clearly when he showed up suddenly and saved them from the Discipline Squad. She knew how strong they were compared to her and she was number 7 as such she was not week by any means, even without a ashikabi. The three who cornered them were very strong and Joker-san as he called himself easily dealt with them, even going as far to give them a handicap! He was no regular human, but there was no male Sekirei that was like him at all. He was still wearing his silver mask on his face for some reason, like he didn't want us to know what he looked like. His top hat fell off revealing his short messy black hair. He also had a MBI card which only MBI employees or ashikabi had sticking out of his front pocket. He was full of mystery, but he did save them and take care of them, she looked away from the two and saw a feast of food, still steaming, all laid out on the table and signs of cooking having been done in the kitchen. Joker-san made them dinner himself even though he had a MBI card and could have just ordered food. She felt a burst of happiness inside at that thought which was quickly crushed.

'I wish he was my ashikabi.' thought Akitsu as the wings faded with the two still locked together in their kiss. Joker broke the kiss first and gently lifted Musubi off of him and put her to the side.

"That was....wow." He said breathily. Musubi's eyes were closed still and a smile on her face as she snuggled into his side.

"My ashikabi." Musubi said in joy.

He then turned to me.

"What about you Akitsu-chan are you reacting as well?" He asked.

My breath caught in my chest as he hit a very sore point for me.

I took a breath and replied.

*Joker/Jumper POV*

I saw as her breath hitched at my question despite her face remaining unchanged.

"I am not, I cannot be winged. I am a Scrapped Number." She said sadly with her face facing the ground in shame.

"What if you can? Would you still try to be winged?" I asked her strongly.

She looked at me with surprise in her face as I stood up while helping Musubi to her feet despite her protest of losing her comfy position.

"Oh wait, I should be asking Musubi-chan first." I turned my head to the inquisitive gaze of my, my....she is pretty much my wife now, huh.

"Musubi-chan, I am somewhat aware of the Sekirei Plan and the details, but I have to ask are you ok with me winging other Sekireis?" I asked with a good idea about her answer. Now I always had a thing for harems, but realistically I could only really imagine myself with only one woman and devoting myself to her forever, but now I have the chance to love more than one woman and I am surprisingly less conflicted about that than I thought I would be.

"Of course! The more Sekirei you have the more protected you will be! Also, if a sekirei is reacting to you then you are their destined one so you should obviously wing them." Musubi happily said feelings of love and affect without a hint of jealousy or irritation washed over me. I smiled softly at her, I am way to lucky.

"But Musubi-chan what if they are not reacting to me like Akitsu-chan here. Wouldn't it be not right as it would mean I would be separating them from finding their true ashikabi?" I asked softly.

"Well, in that case we should help them find their true ashikabi!" Musubi said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world which to her probably is. I could feel the determination flowing through our bond and she was really quite serious about what she said. I pondered her answer a bit as I handed Musubi a bathrobe as she was still naked even if she wasn't done with her shower.

With my questions answered I turned back to Akitsu who was looking at me with open curiosity in her eyes and a bit of hope.

"Akitsu there is a very good chance I can fix you, but if I do I want to ask, do you want me to be your ashikabi or do you want to still seek out your true ashikabi?" I asked her.

She nodded instantly and looked me right in the eyes. "Yes, I want you, please be my ashikabi Joker-sama, please give me my wings" she pleaded.

"Alright then, take my hand and I want you to think back to before you were broken. Remember how you were both body and mind before being broken, remember how right it felt and how wrong it is for you to be as you now are. Keep that belief that fact in your mind." I instructed Akitsu as I gathered the power of the horse talisman to my hand.

A strange thing about the horse talisman, it doesn't quite fix to their 'healthy' state, but more like restore to their internal 'ideal' state. I could use the horse talisman on a something which naturally only had one normal arm and one arm which was missing a part that was on the normal arm and it wouldn't do anything. However, if I did it to someone who had the non normal arm chopped off it would only restore it to what it once was. The talisman fixes things to what the object or person believes to be healthy or fixed. That is why I can use the horse on a statue and make it look brand new instead of turning it back into a hunk of rock from which it was originally carved.

So in this case I had to make Akitsu remember and believe that the time before she was broken by that idiot scientist was what she was truly meant to be. Note to self hunt down the scientist and get Karasuba to help me make him suffer. Just this once. Akitsu from what I could remember completely accepted her new state of being which was not a good thing if I was trying to restore her as that would simply keep her in a winged state if I used the horse.

I watched as Akitsu closed her eyes as I could see her straining to completely focus on what I told her to. After about ten seconds I let loose the healing power pooled up in my hand and watched as Akitsu's form glowed brightly for a split second. I immediately saw the difference as I was watching for it. Her forehead crest was gone.

"It's done Akitsu. You are now unwinged and can now be-" I was stopped midsentence as Akitsu grabbed my collar and smashed her lips against mine.

Her lips were cold, yet soft, tasting of chilled mint. I watched again eyes wide as Akitsu began glowing light blue and ten bright wings of ice sprouted from her back which impacted the already cracked walls and began freezing them over. They curled back around the two of us and again I felt my soul connect with another's. I could feel the desperation, the hope, the joy, the love, but most of all, the sheer relief that Akitsu felt in realizing that yes, she was winged, yes she had an ashikabi at last, and yes he really did save her and that she would love him forever no matter what, no matter what he may be like.

The light died down and the wings faded away into bright motes of quickly evaporating motes of ice. Akitsu's eyes opened up into a half lidded position and she slowly closed them again as a small gentle smile appeared on her face along with joyul tears streaming down her cheeks.

"My ashikabi-sama, thank you, thank you, thank you" she repeated softly like a prayer as she snuggled into my chest hugging me with all her strength. I smiled myself as I put my arms around her and gave her a gentle hug as I sent my own waves of positive emotions to her. Her eyes opened wide at that and she looked into my eyes. I smiled a toothy grin before it disappeared as Musubi started squealing right next to us, bouncing up and down in her bathrobe which was doing interesting things to her chest. Darn it I only had so much self control woman, stop teasing me!

"Oh ashikabi-sama that was amazing! You really managed to fix Akitsu-chan and wing her!" Musubi said excitedly with stars in her eyes as she hugged her now sister-wife.

"I said I would didn't I?" I asked rhetorically "I keep my promises Musubi-chan, well whenever I can at least." I gave Akitsu her own bathrobe and picked up where we left off namely, giving Musubi her shampoo.

"Here is the shampoo Musubi-chan, the bathrobes are for you to wear for now so you don't catch a cold since we don't have any spare clothes for you two." Which was actually true, in hindsight I should have bought some female clothes as well to store in the warehouse in case I got gender bent, but it never really happened so it fell out of mind.

"Now hurry up and finish your cleaning alright, the food is going to get cold." Actually, I think I better go and reheat it.

"Oh food! Thank you ashikabi-sama! Come on Akitsu-chan!" Musubi dragged Akitsu back into the bathroom and the water could be quickly heard running again.

I smiled again at them. Huh, this Sekirei bond thing is really potent stuff, I am smiling more than I usually do already and I just bonded.

I looked down at my suit and the ground, they were pretty wet since the two of them were walking around and hugging me fresh out of the bath. A little quick application of pyrokinesis and problems solved. I then restored the walls and ceilings back to normal from the winging damages before heading to the dining table.

Sigh, it is like I thought, most of the dishes were already going cold. I spent a few minutes to reheat the meals again, it won't be as good as fresh from the kitchen but still better than completely cold then reheated meals.

I reached up to my face and felt the mask, I honestly kind of forgot I was still wearing it. A loud crunch suddenly drew my attention back to the dining table. I saw Cair there sitting in the large bowl of food I made for him wearing a bib, while he chewed on a veggie.

"You forgot I was here didn't you." He deadpanned his statement.

"Hehehe, sorry?"

"No, no it's fine, this time, bout time you finally found yourself some nice mates, they are good for you, can tell that already even though you just met. I can already see a difference in you."

"Really?"

"Yeah, you're already less gloomy and emo!! HAHAHAHAHAHA" The damn rabbit laughed at me.

I glared at him "I wasn't emo! Just tired." I defended myself.

"But you aren't denying you were gloomy!" He pointed a paw at me.

"Well, yeah I admit I kind of was, the last 40 years, heck since I met you has been a little bit a letdown for me, except for that SAO jump, that was a nice break. Really wished less people died though. Damn Laughing Coffin assholes." I growled out.

"Ashikabi-sama? Who are you talking to?" Musubi asked as she and Akitsu walked out hair slightly wet and wearing their bathrobes pink and blue respectively. I could see their feet leaving wet impressions on the carpet. Darn it I just cleaned that.

"Just to my friend, here let me introduce him." I gestured to the smug rabbit sitting in his food.

"This is the Rabbit of Caerbannog, he prefers to be called Cair, he is as smart as the average human so yes he can understand us, he is also a decent magician, fighter, and my travelling companion. Cair, you obviously know, but this is Akitsu-chan and Musubi-chan my....wives."

"Hello nice to meet you Cair! Ooooh you look so cute and fluffy!" "Ah, hello!" The two said without hesitation to the now waving bunny.

They were taking this surprisingly well, but then again they are super powered aliens so I guess a smart rabbit wouldn't be unusual to them.

"Oh, Ashikabi-sama what is your name and what are wives?" Musubi asked suddenly, her head was slightly tilted to the side and her eyes were wide with curiosity. So damn adorable. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Cuddle.

"Sorry Musubi but I won't tell you my real name, no it does not have anything to do with you, I love you both and you have done nothing wrong. It is just a habit I have had for a very long time now that it has kind of become a promise. A promise that I would not let people know my real name till my journey is done."

"Journey? Are you travelling Ashikabi-sama?"

"I travel everywhere Musubi. And eventually I will stop. Then, I will tell you both my name, but until then for now just call me Owen, Joker, or Ashikabi if you like. As for your second question Musubi a wife is woman who is married to a husband, or in simpler terms, mate. You can think of it like the bond between Ashikabi and Sekirei. They love each other and will stay by each other's side no matter what" usually, I said leaving the 'usually' out.

"Oh ok, I get it now, so we are Owen-sama's wives. I am so happy that you are my husband!" Musubi said earnestly as I felt a wave of joy suffuse my being with a similar wave coming from a gently smiling Akitsu.

"Alright you two, I love you both to." And I found myself truly meaning that, despite the fact I have only known them for a few hours, this bond was really affecting my mind.

"Now come on let's eat." As if woken up and reminded the empty pair of alien stomachs announced their presence with simultaneous growls. Musubi went wide teary eyed while Akitsu just blushed.

The two of them sat at the table and began demolishing the feast while I just slowly at my steak. Cair had already finished his meal and was now napping belly up in a happy food coma. Heh.

"THUS ISH SHO 'OOD! *Gulp!* We have the best Ashikabi ever!" Musubi said with tears flowing down her cheeks as she kept stuffing her face with some fried rice with Akitsu focusing on slowly but implacably devouring the feast.

I was quickly done with my meal while the two were still halfway finishing up the mountain of food when I heard knocking at the door. I had a pretty good idea who was at the door so I went to answer it.

When I opened the door I saw exactly who I was expecting, a MBI employee wearing a black suit with tinted glasses holding a box. I received the box and just to mess with him I tipped the guy a roll of hundreds I pulled from my sleeve.

I closed the door and opened the box. In it was two outfits, one was Musubi's shrine maiden outfit and the other was Akitsu's white chain kimono, on top of those two was a MBI cellphone which began ringing as soon as I opened the box.

I opened the phone, accepted the call, and watched as the screen blinked to show the madman in this city. Minaka Hiroto, the owner of Shinto Teito, MBI, and the creator of the Sekirei Plan.

He is standing in a full body shot with his arms crossed like some kind of stern god with a bad fashion sense.

"Hahahahaha! Greetings and congratulations sir for becoming the first Ashikabi for the Sekirei Plan! and two as well lucky you!"

"Hello Minaka-san, long time no see, by the way -86 points." I deadpanned at the man.

"Eh! -86 points for what!" He asked confused with all his blustering gone replaced by curiosity.

"You outfit and pose, it would have looked great on you, really cool and majestic and all like a boss character if it wasn't monotone and the pose so classless. You need highlights, look at me for example." I got up and did a quick little twirl, magically attaching a cape to me and entering a pose.

"Or this perhaps."

I then did another costume change and changing my suit color to white before entering a pose.

I did one more twirl to change back into my regular suit to see the jaw dropped shock on Minaka's face. He then smiled widely and started clapping.

"Incredible, you are truly a wonderful magician and I will take your advice to heart. Wouldn't do for the game master to not be looking at his best after all."

"Right, I am pretty sure I told you all this before and you still didn't take my advice Hiroto-san."

He blinked in confusion before tilting his head.

"Are you sure we met before, because according to my research, you do not exist. No matter how much I searched there was no record of you. Nothing about you being born here, entering here, or existing anywhere. But most of all how did you get access to one of my MBI cards and registered in our system yet still have no valid information in it." He asked rhetorically.

Time to bullshit and troll.

I grinned like a loon.

"It should be obvious Hiroto-kun~ I asked you to and you said yes as thanks for all my help back on Kamikura island. Remember? The four of us Takami-chan, Takehito-kun, you, and me exploring that brand new island and finding the Sekirei ship? I still remember you falling down while wearing that ridiculous thing trying to climb down the cliff to Takehito-kun after the Discipline Squad drove off the latest wave of military."

Minaka just stared at me wide eyes in shock visible behind his glasses and his lips stuck in a frown.

"Impossible, no one else was there and the Discipline Squad would have noticed you if you were. Who the hell are you?" Minaka said with a serious tone of voice.

I smirked "Well, let that be the prize for you then."

"Prize? A game for me? Who the hell do you think you are?" He actually growled at me.

"Exactly, that will be the game, what is my name? Figure it out and I'll tell you all the rest you want." I smiled widely.

"Here's your only hint, you were the one to give me this card and set it up for me." I said as I flashed the jump given MBI card on top of my finger.

"I really hope you do remember me Hiroto-kun, not many left who still do. And yes I know about the Sekirei Plan and the rules as well and the prizes, so no need for the speech you prepared."

"Hmmm, seems you really do know me, I accept you challenge 'Joker' and I shall see you defeated for I AM THE GAMEMASTER!!" He said after readjusting his glasses and entering a sprad arm pose.

"Oh, is that the professor?" Musubi asked as she came over to me to see who I was talking to.

"If by professor you mean Minaka-san then yes it is Musubi, would you like to talk to him?"

"Yes!" Musubi moved into view of the camera, "Hello professor!" She said waving her arm at the camera.

"Hello, number 88 it looks like you are doing very well."

"Yep, my ashikabi is so amazing, he-" predicting her motor mouth I lightly bopped Musubi on the head causing her to put her hands on it and look at me with a shocked look of cute betrayal.

"Now now Musubi, no letting secrets get out so easily, you need to learn to be discrete."

"Discrete? What's that?"

"I'll explain later then"

At this point it looked like Minaka had an idea as he began to speak

"Ah wait Musubi what is your Ashikabi's name!?"

"Oh! My ashikabi's name is-" Annnnnd closing the screen while disconnecting the microphone inside with a bit of TK. Trolling complete.

I swear if I had my psionic powers at full right now I could probably hear Minaka's roar of mental blue balls right about now. He he he.

I smiled gently at Musubi as I saw that she had a bunch of rice left around her mouth. I began cleaning it off with a napkin I conjured up as I talked to her.

"Musubi, how was dinner, did you like it? I don't really cook for people all to often so the taste might have been off."

Musubi shook her head "No, it was delicious, it was made by you so of course it was delicious, I could taste the love you have for us in every bite!" She beamed with her customary heartening smile.

"I'm glad." I said as I went back to the table and looked at Akitsu who was looking more tired than she usually did. Her eyes were almost completely closed.

"I think it is time for you two to sleep. You have both been up for a long time now. I think you will probably out till next morning."

"Will you sleep with us?" Musubi asked innocently. I gave her a small smile.

"Sure, if that is what you want." She nodded her head emphatically.

"Ok." I carried Akitsu bridal style who didn't really react as she was pretty out of it though she did snuggle deeper into my arms.

I led the way into the bedroom and placed Akitsu on the right of the king sized bed, changed into a set of pajamas, took off my mask, back first to Musubi, and climbed into the middle of the bed hugging Akitsu with one arm around her waist. Musubi climbed in after me and took my other arm into hers and quickly fell asleep.

'She was probably more tired than she thought.' I thought in amusement as I used TK to move the blanket over the three of us and simply enjoyed the warmth coming from the two bathrobe wearing Sekirei's I had in my embrace.

I let the feeling of the bond wash over me again as I luxuriated in the feel of utter adoration, love, trust, caring that radiated from the two even in their sleep.

It was very nice to feel like this again with people I loved. The bond truly was a incredible thing as I felt like I was with these two for years instead of a day and loved them just so much.

I can only say, I am thankful to Jump me, as this moment, made everything worth it.

With that last thought I dozed off in the embrace of two loving birds, who would fly along side me, forever.
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AN: Ok, wow longest chapter yet, this took forever, what do you guys think? Feedback appreciated! Note to self must troll Minaka more. If anyone wants interludes featuring a past unwritten jump speak up and i'll see what I can do!
 

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