Humor/Comedy I would like to propose a new form of government - Muscletopianism

[BlackDragon98]

Uh, what about women?

 

[Abhishekm]

Uh, what about women?

Insert SWOLE Woman meme here?

 

[Bear Ribs]

I think Muscletopianism isn't the answer but there's no reason we can't integrate some of it's aspects into the Presidential debates, alongside some themes taken from the Miss America pageant to keep things gender neutral. There's no reason we shouldn't have talent shows and a swimsuit contest during the primaries is there?

 

[Scottty]

I think Muscletopianism isn't the answer but there's no reason we can't integrate some of it's aspects into the Presidential debates, alongside some themes taken from the Miss America pageant to keep things gender neutral. There's no reason we shouldn't have talent shows and a swimsuit contest during the primaries is there?

Are you hoping for a President Tulsi Gabbard?

 

[Scottty]

Meanwhile, some humor:

 

[PsihoKekec]

That would explain how Putin got to power in Russia, there was a judo tournament amongst the top government bureaucrats and he won.

 

[Bear Ribs]

Are you hoping for a President Tulsi Gabbard?

Well at the least I'm hoping for fewer candidates that automatically make me think "Ancient Spirits of Evil Transform This Decaying Form To Mumm-Ra The Everliving..."



While we're at it we could add NASCAR style jackets where the candidates have to wear patches showing who sponsored them, along with their limos having the logos of all the companies who made contributions to their party like a NASCAR does.

 

[absenceofmalice]

How will steroid use be taken into account? If steroids are allowed then we risk having a system where our sovereigns are literally killing themselves on the inside trying to become strong enough to compete and maintain their supremacy.

You know the line about politicians and diapers.

 

[Bear Ribs]

How will steroid use be taken into account? If steroids are allowed then we risk having a system where our sovereigns are literally killing themselves on the inside trying to become strong enough to compete and maintain their supremacy.

So you're saying this system will kill lots of politicians?

I like it even better now.

 

[Bassoe]

SMBC did it first

 

[Scottty]

SMBC did it first

Because the author thinks that the USA can make the whole world accept that system, just by... what?

 

[Iconoclast]

Uh, what about women?

What about women?

 

[Bear Ribs]

What about women?

Probably going to be some serious debate about trans competing as women in politics and how much testosterone a transwoman can have in her blood before she has to life in the men's political league.

 

[FriedCFour]

What about women?

They suck at building muscle unless they take steroids or are actually men lol.

 

[ShieldWife]

Uh, what about women?

One of the advantages of this system is the disenfranchisement of women.

 

[Bear Ribs]

One of the advantages of this system is the disenfranchisement of women.

Not if my swimsuit competition amendment makes it through.

 

[ShieldWife]

Not if my swimsuit competition amendment makes it through.

How would that work? Would the swimsuit competition score get averaged with a weight lifting score? I don't think I trust the DC establishment to judge something as subjective as a swimsuit competition.

 

[LTR]

How would that work? Would the swimsuit competition score get averaged with a weight lifting score? I don't think I trust the DC establishment to judge something as subjective as a swimsuit competition.

It will be offset by the Awkward Boner Selfie Competition to be more inclusive of womxn.

 

[ShieldWife]

It will be offset by the Awkward Boner Selfie Competition to be more inclusive of womxn.

Hey, if we let people win political office by sending dick-pics, we'll have the same politicians that we have already!

 

[PsihoKekec]

Carlos Danger rides again.