Chapter Two: Nipton and Mr. Fox
Sarah Palin makes her way south, battling raiders and radscorpions, before finally coming upon the City of Nipton in flames and her first encounter with the villainous Legion.
Sarah Palin enters Nipton and is immediately wary.
First encounter between Courier Palin and the Legion
I didn't realize Nipton had an ACORN office.
Profli... wha? I'm sorry I don't understand.
Wait WHORES? That is bad!!!
I hope I don't regret making this gut response later...
Sarah Palin immediately issues a retraction that Nipton "Got what was coming to them."
Oh it's on buddy!
Laser to the face!
The Legion has displayed incredible skill when fighting defenseless civilians, women and children in Nipton, but now they face Sarah Palin.
Perhaps engaging six Legionaries and two dogs on a whim was a poor idea.
Five gallon hat helps keep Sarah Palin's half pint brain nice and cool in the Mojave heat.
Justice is served buddy!
Once the terrorist leader was dispatched, the rank and file were reduced to ash! (ZOMG that rhymes sorta)
Sarah Palin doesn't break into random houses or loots the bodies of innocents. It's wrong and immoral. (and yes... I actually follow this rule... *sighs*)
Look at all of that stuff!!! No... dammit... Sarah Palin doesn't loot from the innocent... argh...
Another sobering lesson in political corruption...
INT 2 Moment: Sarah Palin is undoubtedly wondering who this Mr. Fox fellow is.
First Van Jones and Lois Lerner, now Joseph B. Steyn. Even in the future, Secular Progressive political corruption knows no bounds, whether under Obama or Kimball.
Sarah Palin makes her way south, battling raiders and radscorpions, before finally coming upon the City of Nipton in flames and her first encounter with the villainous Legion.
Sarah Palin enters Nipton and is immediately wary.
First encounter between Courier Palin and the Legion
I didn't realize Nipton had an ACORN office.
Profli... wha? I'm sorry I don't understand.
Wait WHORES? That is bad!!!
I hope I don't regret making this gut response later...
Sarah Palin immediately issues a retraction that Nipton "Got what was coming to them."
Oh it's on buddy!
Laser to the face!
The Legion has displayed incredible skill when fighting defenseless civilians, women and children in Nipton, but now they face Sarah Palin.
Perhaps engaging six Legionaries and two dogs on a whim was a poor idea.
Five gallon hat helps keep Sarah Palin's half pint brain nice and cool in the Mojave heat.
Justice is served buddy!
Once the terrorist leader was dispatched, the rank and file were reduced to ash! (ZOMG that rhymes sorta)
Sarah Palin doesn't break into random houses or loots the bodies of innocents. It's wrong and immoral. (and yes... I actually follow this rule... *sighs*)
Look at all of that stuff!!! No... dammit... Sarah Palin doesn't loot from the innocent... argh...
Another sobering lesson in political corruption...
INT 2 Moment: Sarah Palin is undoubtedly wondering who this Mr. Fox fellow is.
First Van Jones and Lois Lerner, now Joseph B. Steyn. Even in the future, Secular Progressive political corruption knows no bounds, whether under Obama or Kimball.