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SirBearington

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This will serve as the repository of some ideas that are just begging to be written down to see if someone would actually want to see it become a story of its own. This will also serve as a place for One Shot, ideas and maybe just discussion if anyone's up for it. Reserving this little post up here as a place to describe every fic that will be posted here. Hey, threadmark titles have their limitations.
 
Shiki's Twenty Year Plan [One Piece SI] - Ch 0

SirBearington

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Prologue

High up in the clouds, far from the insanity that was the Blue Sea down below, was where Shiki finally retired. The view was amazing up in the sky with nothing but birds and clouds to accompany him. The sound of the wind and the cries of seagulls brought him back and allowed him to reminisce on days gone by.

Don’t get him wrong, he was still very much a pirate at heart but without Roger, the seas weren't that interesting. He could have conquered the world but was it even worth it if he had no equal to gloat at? Life was interesting when Roger was around because that man brought out the best in him. He had a dream and that was to wipe the smile off that infuriating mug of his rival but the fucking Marines of all people took that dream away from him.

It wasn’t he, Shiki the Flying Pirate that killed Roger, but two faceless men whose sole task was to execute the Pirate King in the weakest sea. It was insulting and down right infuriating that they didn’t even have Garp kill him or even one of those rising stars like that mad dog or that cold mother fucker. No, they had to give his rival the most ignoble of deaths and that didn’t sit right with him. He took that personally and with that, he’d made the dumbest and most boneheaded move he could have done. Stupid as it may have been, he’d still done it but at least it was over; it’d been twenty years if he remembered correctly.

He scratched his knees while he sat on the edge of the wall surrounding the deck of his ship, “Damn harness’ itchy as hell. I miss them being buried in my legs,” He grumbled out as he chewed on the butt of his cigar while he fiddled the leather straps holding his swords in place. He tightened them back up as soon as he had a good scratch.

“And have you die from infection of all things?” Called out the voice of a young man behind him as the clacking of wooden geta hitting the stone deck filled his ear. He glanced towards his back before grinning at the spitting image of himself staring back at him, if only a bit younger, taller, and with slightly softer features.

The young man grinned back as he tossed him a gourd of sake. A mere tap was all he needed to stop it from tumbling down to the ten thousand foot drop ahead. It floated beside him as the young man took a seat to his left. Shiki came prepared as he pulled out two cups just for the occasion. He opened up the bottle and took a whiff before pouring himself a cup. The restrained scent of the clear sake was a treat all on its own.

“Better it itchy than that. Also, didn’t I tell you to knock off the cigars? There’s a god damn reason your hairline receded.” The young man scolded, making him frown as he let out a puff of the harsh acrid smoke. With a heavy sigh, he pulled the cigar off his mouth before tossing it off the edge.

“Does everything good in this world come at a cost?” He lamented out loud, much to the annoyance of the young man as he rolled his eyes at him; cheeky brat. Shiki ran his hair on his thinned, but still luxurious mane of hair. He had bald spots but nothing like having a clear dome atop his head. He was way too old to have his head look like it was shaved.

“Not everything, you can enjoy things in moderation but not cigars. I swear, fucking cancer sticks.” The golden haired youth shook his head. Shiki found him too much of a worrywart but that was a good thing considering their profession. Caution was something you couldn’t have an overabundance off especially in the high seas.

Shiki tossed the man the other cup before he offered to pour him a drink. The younger man took the offer as he held out the cup with both hands, making sure that he gave him a generous amount before setting the bottle down between them. The boy took his time savoring the scent of his drink before he downed it all down. He offered to give his companion a refill but he simply shook his head as he set his cup down by his side, which had Shiki quirk an eyebrow at. Good sake and not in the drinking mood? Must be something special then.

“So, what brings you to your old man? Nothing as frivolous that trip we had to Skypiea, I hope.” He asked as he teased his son on that particular adventure. He gazed up to look at the jagged blacked scar running up and down the trunk of the main mast; the trip had been well worth it.

His son laughed, accepting the ribbing sent his way in good nature as he shook his head before replying, “No, nothing of that kind. I’m just here to say my goodbyes.”

Shiki was just about to pour himself another cup when his son dropped that particular bombshell. He glanced back towards his son and noticed the armor he wore on top of his rugged clothing as well as the particular nodachi he had strapped to his back. The boy was serious and he was kitted out for a trip out even in the harshest of weather.

Allowing himself another cup before placing back the cork of the bottle, he gave him his answer, “No, I refuse,” Shiki downed the cup and savored its clean and refreshing flavor going down his throat. The only thing missing was some sashimi and he’d have a wonderful time, but not everyone can have everything he supposed.

“Oh come on! I thought you said I was ready,” The boy grumbled out as he shook his head in dismay. As much as he might complain, Shiki refused to budge.

“You’re still what? Like 16 years old?” He argued, refusing to acknowledge his son’s age as he went on his usual spiel, “I’d be an irresponsible parent if I let you on your own at such a young age. Genji, you’re my heir, be reasonable here,” He stressed out. Shiki had a shitty upbringing and he refused to have his own blood experience it. Making them tough his ass, that was just people's excuse for not being responsible with their own children. One’s son or daughter can grow up tough so long as one has a firm but steady hand in rearing them.

“I’m 21 you jackass,” Genji shot back and the grin on Shiki’s face grew larger. He barked out a laugh as he grabbed the bottle of sake and slipped it in his tattered cloak. He was going to keep this and enjoy it later when his son wasn’t around to scold him.

“Eh, way too young. Come back to me when you're a year older,” Shiki waved him off as he stuck his pinky in his ears to clean it. He could have said it better and more diplomatically but what was the fun in that? Especially when his son hated being told off.

“You said that last year as well,” Genji gritted out through clenched teeth, reminding Shiki of the incident they had last year.

“And I proved you weren’t ready when I beat the ever loving crap out of you,” Shiki reminded his wayward son as he gazed at him with hardened eyes. The flock of seagulls passing by froze up before they passed out and plummeted down to the clouds below.

“That was last year and you’re a year older you rat bastard,” Genji met him as his equal as he refused to back down on his own.

“Oho? Looking for a repeat of last year?” Shiki asked as he got up from his perch and rolled his shoulder to limber up. He kicked his feet a bit, letting the sword cut through rock to remind his son who he was facing but he remained unphased as he got up and unslung his own sheathed blade.

“I’m looking for a reversal, this year,” His son cockily replied as he walked up to the center of the deck where there was enough space for them to have their little spar.

“Bring it on brat. You’re a hundred years too young to beat me!” Shiki snorted in amusement as he followed along, letting him have his moment. He stood there at the center with his boy with only a few dozen paces separating them both. With hands outstretched, he taunted him and dared him to strike him down, “Well, is that all bark and no bite?”

Before he could even think, Shiki bent backwards as the sheathed blade of Genjis’s nodachi sailed just above his nose. His bones creaked but he ignored it as he retaliated flipping away from him, letting his twin swords strike upwards. Genji proved just how much faster and youthful he was as he dodged the strike.

“Is that all you got!?” He shouted as he launched himself back at his boy and began their deadly dance. They struck each other but both of them refused to parry the other’s strikes as they danced around the flashing blades. His muscle ached at the effort but he could comfortably keep up. He kept low to the ground, grabbing as many things as he could before he made his move.

“Fancy tricks you have there, but unless you have something else, ain’t nothing will help you now,” Shiki yawned as he had enough. He jumped back and floated away and hovered just out of the boys jump. Shiki gestured down on nearby cannonballs and they started floating upwards. He had the superior attacking angle and his son had no gun on him.

“You haven’t seen anything yet!” The youth fired back as Shiki started pelting him with shots. The boy struck out with his sheathed blade, shattering the wrought iron spheres that he couldn’t dodge before he did something Shiki only saw the members of a particular government do before; the boy was walking on air. Shiki’s eyes widened as the boy started rising up, jumping on top of the things he was throwing down.

His brow twitched as he stopped his barrage and had the leftovers orbit around him, opting to use his pistol instead to attack but his son just proved to be full of surprises. The moment he reached the last cannonball, he jumped off it before he started rising in the air on his own with quick light steps. For a second there, he thought he was kicking rapidly but no, he was merely stepping on air.

Shiki laughed out loudly as his son joined him in the air. Shiki would quickly find that the skies were no longer just his to command as Genji proved himself capable of rising up to meet him eye to eye, “Well I’ll be damned, you actually did it!” he cried out in joy as he lashed out at his son with a kick to the face.

“Didn’t I tell you to never underestimate me, old man?” His boy laughed out as he parried his strike, pushing him off balance just as a fist came to meet his jaw. Shiki was rattled by the punch but he was made of sterner stuff. He amped up the ante, striking at him with almost indiscriminate fury while tossing in stuff to keep him occupied but the little shit was dodging every attempt he made. Curve balls were sidestepped, boomerangs were ducked under, and attacks from above and below were dodged by jumping to the side and the boy kept on coming. They fought with barely any pause as the sun traveled across the clear blue sky.

The boy was keeping his strikes economical, jabbing at his stomach to drive out the wind out of his lungs whenever the opportunity came up as well as bearing down on him with his weight. The boy was sapping his stamina and he damn well knew it. Shiki was starting to sweat from the effort of having to fight for so long. The sun was starting to set and they had been at it for fucking hours.

“Getting tired old man? You know you can give up,” His son taunted him as he bounced around, fresh as daisies while he floated there panting like a geriatric. He really should stop with the cigars like his son recommended him. He shouldn’t have been this tired but there he was, sweating like a pig as well.

“I’m merely getting warmed up,” He growled out as he launched himself at his boy one last time but his vision doubled and his son smiled. His eyes widened as he found his limbs feeling like lead and his body feeling like it was holding up the weight of the world. He couldn’t move and he was powerless to stop his son from finally striking him down. As soon as his son unsheathed his sword, he knew it was over. All he could was brace for impact as his son made his strike.

Blinding pain ripped through his body as the blade connected. It was over in an instant and the next thing he knew, he was inside a small crater in the middle of the deck of his ship. Stone crumbled around him as he tried to force himself up but he could not muster the strength to do so. The large diagonal wound from shoulder to hip did not help but it wasn’t as bad as it looked. It barely cut through the skin and the problem he faced now was his sudden lack of strength.

He cursed out as he collapsed back on the crater. He ran his tongue against his teeth and found it numb to pain. “Clever little shit,” he cursed out at the tell tale sign of some form of mild paralytic. No wonder the boy chose to drag out the fight.

“Fucking finally and stay down!” His son shouted as he landed with a heavy thud. The boy flicked the blood of his sword before sheathing it. He walked up to him, guarded and with his hands on his weapon despite the state which Shiki found himself in.

“Fuck it, I give.” Shiki groaned out as he decided to simply lay there and find a far more comfortable position. He might have been weakened but he could still move.

“Wait, just like that?” The boy asked skeptically and Shiki couldn’t help but roll his eyes at him. So melodramatic this one, he blamed the boy's mother for this.

“Fucking hell boy, I know when I’m beat, now help up your old man.” He shouted in irritation. He really wanted to get out of this crater because of all the sharp jagged rocks poking his poor back. The boy finally relaxed as his shoulder sagged and his grip left that of his weapon so he could better help Shiki up.

“That is going to leave a mark,” He commented as he looked down at the scar his son gave him.

“I’ll go call Indigo,” Genji offered as he set him down atop an upturned box of cannon balls. He was pulling out a snail dial but Shiki shook it off, refusing to call the doctor when everyone heard their fight.

“Nah, no need. He heard the commotion, he’s coming. Just help me tie this up,” Shiki shook his head at that as he shakily tore off a piece of his ruined coat. He grimaced at the sound of silk tearing; he really liked this coat but it was well worth the price for what his son managed to achieve today.

He extended his hand and his son gave him the vial of antidote he had along with a bottle of sweetened orange juice, “It’ll help you down the damn thing,” His son said with a grimace and he barked out a laugh at that. For a boy who had yet to eat his own devil fruit, he sure was cock sure that the liquid inside the vial was vile. He popped off the cork before down it. It was damn bitter but not bad. He only drank the orange juice to help with the shaking.

He sat there as his son started to bandage him with the torn fabric. He stared down at his hand as he clenched and unclenched them without any sign of fatigue. The method he used might have been underhand, but they were god damn pirates and wasn’t that poison effective. He didn’t even notice it until after the effects started to hit. Insidious little thing, he’d be sure to make use of it in the future.

They sat there in silence as the bleeding was stemmed. Just him and his son as they watched the sunset together. For the first time in so many years, he was beaten and what he felt now lifted the weight bearing down on his shoulder. Twenty years was not spent in vain.

“This brings me back,” He sighed out as he reminisced of times long past, of times when he and his rival butted heads with him usually being on the losing end.

“Memories of your gay lover?” His son mouthed off, making him cuff the boy in the back in the head in turn. This boy and his filthy mind, was the youth of this day and age this crude with their humor?

“Oh fuck off you shrimp. Roger had a wife and a child while I have you. I’m more a man than you’ll ever be, I fucked your mom!” He hollered out laughing making the boy palm his face. Hah! Two can play at the game he was doing.

“God fucking damn it. That was bad and you should feel bad,” The boy snorted out as he looked away with a small smile on his face. Shiki sighed out fondly as he reached out and gave the boy a pat on the back.

“Heh,” He snickered out as he reached up for his son's shoulder and gave them a squeeze. The boy turned and looked back at him. Even as a grown man, Shiki couldn’t help but see the same old boy that barely reached up to his knees with those old wizened eyes but… the scar on his chest showed him that he was more than just his son now, he had become a man and he was here to see it for himself. “Son, I’m proud of you,” He whispered out with a proud smile stretching across his face.

The boy looked at him with surprise before he smiled back and shook his head, “You goddamn sentimental man... Thanks Dad,” he replied.

Shiki laughed as he pulled his boy close to his chest, making the smaller man cry out in annoyance, “Now come here and give your old man a hug!” He howled out in laughter as Genji tried to push him off but he underestimated the strength he possessed. He held onto the boy as he ruffled the golden mane atop the youths head. He might be a grown man now but he’d never be too old for a hug from his old man.

“Oh come on! You're covered in blood, It’s going to be a pain to wash off my clothes!” The boy protested but Shiki refused to let go. Finally, his son relented and stopped struggling. “… oh fuck it fine,” He sighed out as before he finally let him go.

“Raising you was the best plan I ever had. You’re the best son a man could hope for,” He declared proudly as he stood up with his hands firmly gripping the boy's wrist. The boy looked at him in confusion as he dragged the boy up from his seat and off to the bow of his mighty ship.

“Dad…you're crushing my arm… Dad?” The boy called out in confusion as bewilderment gave way to panic. He tried to pry off the grip he had on his arm but he held on to him with all his strength. He shook his head at how his son failed to notice his plan. He was still young but he’d learn and now he was to impart him an important piece of wisdom.

“Now let this old man give you one last piece of advice,” He shouted through the howling wind as the ship plowed into the jetstream up ahead. The ship lurched forward making the boy stumble as he dragged him atop the golden lion head. With him unbalanced, he pulled, bringing the boy above his head as he looked down at the ground shrouded by the clouds below; just as planned, “It ain’t over till it’s fucking over!” He declared as he tossed him off his ship.

“Mother fucker!” The boy cursed out as his very clothes dragged him down to the ground below. The boy rocketed away, quickly becoming a speck until he couldn’t make him out. He laughed out maniacally as he watched the boy disappear from view.

“I’ll toss a ship down with your things later! Just survive the landing,” He shouted, he was crazy and cruel, yes, but he wasn’t a bad father. He would not deprive his son the tools he had intended to use in this journey of his. He also wouldn't toss him somewhere he couldn’t survive. The boy would thank him later once he got out of the trouble he’d most certainly land in both figuratively and literally.

Right on cue, the squeaky shoes of his doctor and head scientist could be heard from a distance. He turned and watched as the blue haired clown waddled up to him with a medical kit held atop his head. “Captain! I heard the commotion, is the young master in need of medical assistance?” The man asked as he looked for his son.

“Nah, he’s fine. I’m the one that actually needs it.” He waved off his concerns before gesturing down on his chest. As good as the blood soaked bandages were in keeping him from bleeding out and staining the deck any further, he’d rather have clean bandages on.

“Wait, he finally did it?” The good doctor sputtered out in surprise as he boggled at the large wound he now sported.

“And I couldn’t be any prouder,” He declared, a wound of this caliber was something to be celebrated. A shame that he wouldn’t be drinking the sake given to him.

“It’s finally time, I’ll call the crew.” The man excitedly whispered as he turned and was about to bolt off. Shiki grabbed the man before he could alert the fleet of their impending sortie back into the Blue Sea below. It was time but he had some plans before committing to that plan.

“Not quite yet. I just need to see what my son will do there. He might not know his role but I’ve been waiting for twenty long years for this day. Let’s see just how much chaos my boy will bring.” He told the man before letting him go.

He turned around and walked back to the prow of his ship and savored the salty scent of the sea brought up by the updraft. Today was a special day for today was the day that his son finally set out on his own. The Age of Pirates might have long since started when he and Roger set out to sea but it’ll just be as exciting as before, now that his boy was there to mess things up. He spread his arms wide as he grinned out wide.

“Look out Sengoku! My heir has finally arrived! Shihahahah!” He shouted into the wind as the ship plowed ahead with the sun behind its back.

A/N:

You know... I kinda wanted Shiki to be a bit of dick but the more I write this chapter, the more the idea that Shiki's a good father or at least trying his damn best won out. Also, this shows that if you're reborn as a child of one of the big names in One Piece... expect pain, lots of pain.
 
My Lovely Rose: Prologue [Harley Quinn Show Ivy SI-ish]

SirBearington

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One Bad Trip

When Ivy took in her best friend Harley after a particularly nasty break up with her “Puddin’~”, she expected some headaches. It was after all unavoidable considering how crazy Harley could be at times. It was actually a miracle how they got along, but the world had a funny way of bringing people together. Still, as much as she loved the adorably misguided firebrand of a psychiatrist that she called her bestie, Harley could sometimes get on her nerves; like how her morning started.

Ivy yawned as she lazed on her coach while she watched the morning news. Her hair was still a mess and she was still using her oversized shirt she called her pajamas, but it’s not like she had anything planned today. There was also the fact that they ran out of shampoo but she could always mix something up later. For now, she just wanted to relax and that was what she did.

She stared unseeingly at the screen while the droning of the tv reporter went over her head as she drank her cup of apple peel tea. The aroma of the spices, mixed in with the flavor of the fruit and the sweetness of honey helped her relax so she could start her day as fresh as a daisy.

She was in bliss, free from distraction and thought, until her peace was shattered, “Gooood morning sleepyhead! I bought groceries~!” Shouted her ever so lovable, if rather loud, temporary roommate, Harley as Ivy heard her kick the door open. Ivy cringed at how loud the door banged against the wall and she wouldn’t be surprised if it was cracked.

Ivy closed her eyes and counted down from 10 and begged that she didn’t dent the metal door before she turned around and found herself face to face with the grinning face of her best friend, smiling softly as she shook her head at the girl, “Harley, you know we have neighbors and it’s not that late,” She reminded her as she reached up to give her a pat.

“It’s 9 am already Pam!~ You know most of them have already gone to work or are just preparing to go to sleep so it’s fine!” Harley replied as she stuck out her tongue at her. Ivy flicked her on the forehead making the girl stumble back in surprise before pouting at her.

She rolled her eyes at her as she scolded her slightly, “Bad Harley. You really want me to get in trouble with my landlord?”

“Poison Ivy? Worried about your landlord? And they say I’m the comedian here,” Harley snarked out with a grin as she walked up behind Ivy and wrapped her arms around her.

Ivy chuckled as she leaned back against the girl's hold. It was quite funny how she, Poison Ivy, villain extraordinaire was renting out an apartment. Then again, she did have a hard time getting legitimate cash flow and asking a bank you robbed a few weeks earlier to fund one of your research projects or schemes does not go too well. So here she was, in a simple, but quite spacious, apartment surrounded by her plants.

“So, want me to cook breakfast?” Harley then asked. Ivy’s empty stomach grumbling reminded her that she had yet to eat.

“You did buy from the family down the street right? I love the eggs their chickens produce and their apples are the best,” Ivy asked. While she did disapprove of some of their choices for crops, like carrots and cabbages, she reluctantly let that issue go as they were a net positive with their urban farming in Gotham. Anything that could make a dent in the smog of Gotham was a net positive really.

“Of course! You know how you had me hooked with their produce thanks to their juicy zucchinis!” Harley replied with a cheer as she pulled away and skipped to their kitchen. Just as she heard the woman turn on the kitchen hood, she heard Harley shout out. “By the way! I
bought some replacement shampoo. We’re running a little low so I dropped by the local supermarket.“

“Shampoo… wait, did Harley just say the supermarket? You know I make my own… ” but her words were drowned out by the loud fan and music that Harley was blasting in the kitchen. IIvy frowned as she got off her seat and headed for the kitchen. There, she’d find Ivy preparing a fruit salad, with the blonde carefully separating the more mature seeds so Ivy could use them later, while the pan was heating up. Sitting on the countertop was the produce she bought from the nearby organic farm along with some innocent looking paper bags.

She grimaced as she approached the groceries and started rifling through them. There was a bottle of avocado oil, some dried tropical fruits imported from… Sri Lanka if her powers were correct, as well as the bottle of shampoo that Harley mentioned. Picking up the bottle, she turned it around and inspected the ingredients. The all natural claims in the packaging did not fill her confidence one bit before she scowled at the list of ingredients.

"Palm Oil? Palm Oil!? Harley!” She growled out as she turned to the girl who flinched and almost dropped the pan just as she was cooking some eggs. ”You fucking know well they burn entire forest to make those mono culture monstrosities! How can you fucking do this!" She shouted as slammed the bottle on the counter before using a vine to close the music app Harley had on her opened in her phone. She almost chucked it at the window if it wasn’t for the fact that she’d waste all that oil harvested from those tortured plants.

Ivy blushed in shame as she shrunk away at her scorn. Good, she knew damn well what she did and she should be ashamed. "W-Well! I need to take care of my hair damn it and I picked the wrong shampoo. Give me a break here Pam, it's not like there's any easy to get alternatives that do not contain fucking palm oil here in Gotham!" The girl then fired back as shame turned to indignation.

Ivy took in a deep breath and puckered her lips at the gal. They wouldn't even be in this situation if she didn’t use up her shampoo! Like, who uses that much shampoo!? "If you didn't use up shampoo like crazy then this wouldn't be a thing! I haven’t taken a bath thanks to just how you used up in the past week!" Ivy screamed and Ivy squawked out in anger.

“I was trying to be considerate here! I didn’t know that you would overreact-” Harley tried making excuses but Ivy was not having any of it as she hushed the girl. Ivy gritted her teeth as she desperately tried not to break the bottle of shampoo clutched in her hands.

“Overreact!? I have the right to overreact with the environmental destruction caused by this product!” Ivy snapped out as she shoved the bottle on Harley’s chest. Harley stared at her with mouth agape while Ivy took deep calming breaths as she paced around.
"You are insufferable!" Harley shrieked out as he tossed the bottle on the trash can before pulling at her hair in frustration.

“And you are an immature, ungrateful brat!” Harley yelled back at her as he jabbed her finger at her chest. She took her in when she needed it and this was how she was going to repay her? She faltered a bit as Harley stepped back with eyes brimming with tears.

The ugly feeling of shame welled up Ivy’s chest but she pushed it back down as she looked away from Harley. This was Harley’s fault, not hers. She should have known better. She should have been more considerate to her.

Big fat tears fell down Harley’s cheeks as the girl wiped them off. “... Fine! Have it your way! I’m leaving!” the girl shouted as she ran off crying to her bedroom. Ivy flinched as the girl slammed the door close behind her leaving her there in the kitchen all alone.

She tried reasoning to herself that she was in the right, that she wasn’t being the asshole here but her traitorous heart did not listen to her. “Fucking damn it…” she gritted out before she noticed the smell of something burning and found the eggs burning in the pan. She cursed out as she tried salvaging the food but in the end, she ended up having to eat quartered fruits and burnt eggs for breakfast.

-x-x-x-

Harley still hasn’t come out of her room and Ivy was in no mood to go out so she ended up just holing up in her own room, the normally spacious place stuffed with boxes that she had kept inside Harley’s room before she moved in. It wasn’t much, just an assortment of stuff she had from her old university before she killed that pig.

She sighed as gazed over at the clipboard she would have used in teaching sustainability and the importance of the environment. She would have loved to have Harley as a colleague or maybe even just her psychiatrist if their lives were a bit more normal. She groaned out as the intrusive thoughts about her roommate came creeping in. She hated how Harley could just live in her mind rent free. She was already living in her apartment rent free!
Frustrated at the situation, she decided to get up and start arranging things to clear her mind. She had a lot of things she had tossed in boxes she never got around to fixing. She needed to sort them out anyways so might as well.

As she was rummaging through her old stuff and tossing out things that she wouldn’t need, she came across her old bag of goodies from her freshman days. Seeing the bag of magic mushrooms brought out memories of her when she was so young and naive. Surprisingly, the shrooms looked as good as the day she zipped them up in a plastic bag.

She hummed as she opened the bag and stared into the dried mushrooms. She probably shouldn’t, but she didn’t have any stocked up elsewhere and she desperately needed to unwind so she shrugged as she popped them in her mouth before going off to bed. She should probably have asked someone to babysit her and it’d been a while since she’d gotten high, but it was only a handful compared to the amount she used to take back then. With her choice of music on, she tossed herself on the bed.

As soon as she plopped down, things started getting weird as she started sinking into her bed. “What the fu- oh shit!” She shouted in alarm only to find herself losing purchase in the soft silk of her bed. She scrambled against her coverers as she sank in further in her bed, desperately trying to fight the sucking force from beneath her while her powers remained dormant.

Panic quickly set in as she sank down to her chest and was quickly sinking. What’s worse was that she was shrinking as the bed stretched on and on while the walls shot up high till she could no longer see the ceiling. Colors bled away from objects as if they were watering washing of objects while the sound started getting distorted and twisted. With options running out, she caved in and finally called for the one person that could help her.

“Harley! Harleeyyy!” She screamed out even as her voice stretched out to infinity with echoes resounding across the four corners of her walls. The last thing she saw as she fully sunk was the tear streaked and panicked look of Harley as she reached out for her hand. She grabbed hold but her grip quickly slipped as she tumbled down into the screaming eternity between space.

She blinked as she awoke in another life and in another world as life passed by her eyes. Memories from two lives collided as she relieved another life with loving parents and a peaceful picturesque life. It was boring yet there were no powers, no magic, just humans living their lives till it ended. In this fevered dream, she merely watched along as if watching a movie through another's eyes and felt the crushing loneliness as eternity passed by inside her head and how her body reached out for companionship only to find it in screens.

What’s weirder was that she found her life, or maybe multiple instances of her life, in the form of media being told and retold a hundred times. Her life and those she knew were nothing more than a story to be told for the entertainment of everyone. From reasonable to insane, she watched her life over and over again and even wrote new instances of them but one constant remained in those lives and that was Harley being there for her. She blinked back tears as she felt decades slip by with life passing by until it ended as soon as it began. She opened her eyes screaming as she found herself back to reality with Harley holding her down.

“Oh god! Ivy! I thought you were dying! You were shaking and your mouth was foaming and I didn’t know what to do! I didn’t even know if 911 would be able to help since you’re more plant than human!” Harley bawled out as Ivy found herself crushed by the girl’s arms. She felt her bones creak in protest but the pain reminded her that she was still alive and well, that everything was now ok as things had returned back to the way they were. She clung onto Harley as tears started streaming down her cheeks.

“Harley, oh Harley I’m so sorry! I shouldn't have said those words. I was being mean and irrational and-” Ivy babbled out before she let out an ugly cry with big fat tears of her own. She was shaking and breathless from the experience. Was her life just merely an illusion? Was it just merely a story? She didn’t know and she was afraid to answer it.

“I should be the one apologizing here! Why did you take those shrooms without me!? We could have had a journey together.” Harley whined out making Harley snort out and laugh at the absurdity of her statement. Ivy tapped on the girl's back and she was finally allowed to breathe. Laying down, Harley made her rest her head on her lap.

“Harley, you wouldn’t have liked being on that trip. It was awful. It felt like I lived another life and saw our lives as stories. You wouldn’t believe half the things I saw,” Ivy replied as she wiped away the tears while laughing shakily. She let out a sigh of comfort as she felt Harley combing her hair as she had her head rested on the pale girl's thigh.

“Oh?” Harley asked, lending her ears to her as Ivy blabbered away.

“Yeah, I saw Bruce Wayne as Batman and Superman being a random reporter from the Daily Planet. Can you believe that?” Ivy snorted out in amusement. Bruce Wayne, the biggest Playboy Philanthropist there ever was in Gotham being the hardened and scary Batman? She could hardly believe the guy had the guts to hurt a fly. He looked like a big softie much like that reporter from Daily Planet.

“Awww, I missed out then,” Harley complained with a pout making Ivy chuckle. “Say, did you see us together there?” She then asked, smiling hopefully at her. Her memories came flooding in, instances of them making out, countless stories of them being a couple, and an untold number of fanarts of the two screwing each other came flooding in. She felt her cheeks turn dark green at the thought. She knew she and Harley were hot but how much could the internet thirst for them and have them together?! As couples even! They were friends… though she wouldn’t mind having Harley as a girlfriend.

Harley screamed out inside her head yet kept her expression as calm and collected as she could even after she had just bawled her eyes out, “Y-yeah… and every single instance we were friends,” She whispered back as she tried to still her beating heart at the sight of the beautiful smile on Harley’s face. She could lose herself just staring into those big baby blue eyes of hers.

“Besties for life!” Harley cheered as she pulled her close to her rather busty chest and Ivy’s mind stuttered for a bit while she processed just what happened. Thankfully, she didn’t suffocate as Harley pulled her away just in time to allow her to breath.
Y-yeah, besties for life,” Ivy replied with a shaky smile. Her thoughts and feeling warred inside her and how she really felt about Harley but one thing was sure about what she felt and that was she didn't want to loose Harley as someone close to her and she needed get her head out of her ass and apologize

“Hey Harley, want to go out shopping?” Ivy asked before she added "I'm really sorry about earlier and I was being a shitty friend. I know it doesn't mean much but I could fork in a few hundred dollars?" She's probably going to regret it, but seeing that goofy smile on Harley was worth it. Next thing she knew, she was pushed into the bath being ordered to hurry up. Well, who was she to say no to that; especially when it felt like she was going to have a great day ahead.

A/N:

So Ivy gets to live another life and comes out a bit wiser from it. She spent nearly 25 years out there and now she's back a bit more mellow. I think that Gotham is not ready for what's to come lol. Also, poor wallet doesn't know what's about to hit it.
 
Shovels and Shotguns: Prologue [Warhammer 40k Death Korp of Krieger Gamer SI]

SirBearington

Well-known member
Prologue

All was quiet on the front she was assigned to, yet it filled her with nothing but dread. For a few precious hours the guns of the Death Korp Siege Artillery attached to her regiment had stopped thundering as the walls of the fortress before them fell silent. There was still the staccato of gunfire from the look outs, but for one brief instance in this campaign there was just blissful yet uneasy silence.

After hours of non stop bombardment they were finally given some reprieve and rest. Taking advantage of this brief lull in the siege, the regiment she was attached to was quick to whip up a hot meal for the men and women on this front to lift their spirits; something that everyone needed with how long their lines had remained static in the face of such stiff resistance.

There she stood amongst beleaguered and weary soldiers as they lined up for their meal, “Here you go lassie, a hearty serving of vermin stew to fill you up. Should let you grow nice and healthy!” The cook joked as he took a jab at her height. It wasn’t something she could control given how she was born of a ratling. She was supposed to be small and cute, not tall and oafish like the rest of them.

“Ever the comedian Joyeuse,” She replied as she rolled her eyes while she held up her tray. Stirring the pot before him, he then lifted up his ladle and started pouring her share of the rations. She then frowned as she noticed that the soup in her bowl was just a tiny bit less filled than usual, “Hey, this is one less scoop than last time! Damn it, you know I’m already getting scraps here,” She complained as she kept holding up her tray, demanding he fix this at once.

“Sorry Cici, General’s orders. Can’t give you more food than is absolutely necessary. The supplies are stretched as it is, we need to make this one last before the next supply run comes our way,” the man apologized and she couldn’t help but grumble at that. It was that time of the month when the rations are just about to run out and they didn’t know if the rations were going to last. They just needed to last long enough before they could feast for a bit on fresh food, “Good news though! The quartermaster found several boxes of recaf hidden behind some Ammo boxes so you can drink to your heart's content.”

She sighed as she lowered her tray before she pulled out her flask and tossed it to the man, “Fine, but fill her to the brim, got it?” she replied as she tapped on her foot while waiting for the man to give her her drink.

With her canteen filled to the brim with the precious, life-giving liquid and her sad bowl of watered down corpse starch and vermin meat, she walked back to the mixed bag that was her squad as they tended to the campfire. She had to bite back a groan as they waved at her, “There she is! How’s our squad's mascot doing?” Her joker of a squad leader teased her as she plopped herself down. Even behind that scarf he wore over the lower half of his face his smile still reaches up to his eyes.

“Fuck off Hasim, I’m hungry,” She flipped him off as she was reaching for her pockets to pull up some vermin jerky her brother made for her. Tearing up the preserved meat, she sprinkled it over her bowl as garnishing for the insultingly thin stew they were served with.

“Aw, is someone getting a bit cranky?” Their group's heavy weapons specialist and resident beast man teased. For a beastman he looked for more like a horned man rather than the far more bestial abhuman he was. Despite that, he was just as rude and stupid as any beastman will ever be.

“Shut it, some of us want to enjoy peace and quiet while the artillery crews take their rest,” A heavily accented voice called out from their group. The beast man was quick to shut up with the Vostroyan leveling a glare at him.

“Remember your Retirement Plan, remember your house in the colonies,” She muttered, reminding herself of her dream. If she was ever to retire from old age she needed to keep her record clean enough and survive long enough. As tempting as it was to throttle the beastman, she didn’t want to risk her retirement just for the cheap thrill of seeing him bloodied.

Sometimes, she wondered if it would have been better if she had just volunteered for the scouting parties. At least she’d be far more appreciated in the field with her kind. Given how small and diminutive she was even compared to her already tiny brethren, she’d make for a great scout. Then again, she’d be exposed to the horrors of no man’s land and she’d be all alone; just her and her Long Las rifle.

As for why she, the sharpshooter extraordinaire that she was, and a Vostroyan Firstborn were stuck with these clowns? It was simply a matter of regiments being decimated and torn up by the campaign. With some regiments down to their last man, it was decided that the leftovers were to be lumped together. Thus, the 101st Irregulars was born.

Situations like theirs was the norm as not only did they fight back against Heretics but they also had to contend with the Orkish horde that had risen up due with the PDF no longer culling their numbers. There were even rumors of the thrice damned Eldar snooping around. The Heretics and the Orks were one thing, but the Eldar? She wished nothing but death and agony on the knife ears. If they were here, they were probably looking to swoop in and claim this planet while they were weakened. Considering this planet was the last line of defense to a nearby Forge World, that simply cannot happen.

She sighed as she dug into the watery gruel before her and grimaced at the bland taste that graced her tongue. Cardboard had far more flavor than what she was eating and not even the, admittedly tasty, scraps of vermin meat could save her meal. She had to force it down with her recaf else it wasn’t staying down. As she was eating, she noticed something peculiar over at the campfire where the still relatively intact Krieger Regiment sat.

There in their lonesome, amidst the sea of faceless soldiers in their orderly groups, was a lone Krieger separated from the rest by a good distance away. The man was just like any other Krieger, bigger yes, but still faceless like the rest of them with that same habit of theirs of wearing their mask almost all the time.

What piqued her interest was not the fact that the man chose to sit away from his brothers, but the fact that his only companion was an Ogryn of all things. What was weirder was the two having quite the animated conversation with the Ogyrn laughing at the muffled replies of the Krieger. For a second, she thought she was seeing double but even as she rubbed her eyes, they were still there.

“Hey guys, you see what I’m seeing?” She asked as she pointed over at two.
Hasim and the rest turned and almost all of them did a double take at the sight of the two. Yes, they could not understand the Krieger one bit, but the ogyrn looked like they were doubling over laughing. Yes, Ogyrns were easy to amuse but it wasn’t that ogyrn that was the problem here, it was who was currently amusing the Ogyrn and she just couldn’t make heads or tails of what she’s seeing right now.

“Wait, are those guys telling jokes to each other?” Hasim asked incredulously as he looked at the two in disbelief.

“Never in my life did I think I would ever see a Krieger having fun…” the Vostroyan mouthed as he too stared in disbelief.

“Do any of you know who those two are?” She then asked them as her curiosity got the better of her. All she got was head shaking in negative, making her huff out in annoyance, “Seriously? Nothing? You’re all useless I swear,” She complained as went back to eating her gruel to hopefully get them off her mind.

Hasim’s gaze, however, still remained on the two as he then stated, “You know, come to think of it. That’s the first time that guy came to this position. Never seen that guy before…” It was now their turn to look at the man in disbelief as he looked back at them in turn. Confusion was clearly painted across their faces as they asked, “What? You can spot the difference between Kriegers if you spend enough time with them.”

“So, what sets these two apart aside from the Ogryn,” Cici probed while she chewed on her meal. To her, all of them looked the same, smelled the same, and sounded the same. If it wasn’t for the name tag they had on their uniforms, it would be hard to know who she was talking to until they brought it up.

“See the guy's coat?” Hasim pointed out. Squinting, she noticed the dusty coat he wore. Despite the caked up mud and dirt with all the time they probably spent out in the field, it still looked relatively intact. Not a hole nor any patches could be seen in their gear.

“Yeah,” She replied.

“It’s brand new,” Hasim answered, “Actually, everything they have is brand new,” He then quickly added as he raised his brow.

“I don’t get it,” One of their squad mates asked. She frowned, wondering what that had to do with identifying a krieger. Everyone gets new gear from time to time as things were down or get damaged. Sure, they’d get a tanning from the quartermaster but it’ll eventually be all replaced.

“You know how our lasguns often get passed on to the next poor schmuck after we die? Those guys take it to a whole nother level. Weapons, uniforms? You name it, it gets passed on. Their gear is built to last and with rumors about them being vatborn, I can see why they don’t waste anything since it's going to fit them anyways,” He mused.

“And this guy’s gear is brand new...” She noted as her gaze drifted off to the other Kriegers. While his was dirty, theirs were a patch work of repairs over holes and tears. Their gear was worn in a way that only decades of use could mimic, “Now I’m getting all curious,” She mused as a call rang out from the Krieger line as their meals were finished. They were quick to stand up and run to their stations to await further orders. They all ran except the Krieger and his friend.

Finishing her meal as far as she could, she then set aside her plate and said, “Hey, I’m going to be snooping around, talking to some people. Just want to know more about those two.”

The turbaned man snorted as he waved her off, “Good luck getting a Krieger to talk. You’ll have a better chance of having an actual conversation with a rock than those guys,” The man replied with a shake of his head.

She smiled, making the man tilt his head at her, “Who said I’m going to be talking to the soldiers?” She fired back as her sights drifted off to the figure of a man wearing a distinct peaked cap amongst the faceless crowd.

-x-x-x-

“Good afternoon Commissar! Is this seat taken?” Cici greeted the man with her best smile just as the man was about to take a large bite out of the sausage in his fork. Being all wide eyed and innocent always came in handy when talking to men and getting what she wanted. After all, what was a little girl going to do to such a big and strong man? She could do plenty, but she’d rather have them underestimate her; especially with who she was dealing with.
Some would say that what she was doing was crazy and suicidal, walking up to a commissar of all things to strike up a conversation, but she would say she was just doing a calculated risk. Yes, Commissars aren't really the most reasonable of the bunch, but she wasn’t talking to just any old and regular commissar. No, she was talking to the commissar of the Death Korp of Krieg. They were by far the calmest and most reasonable of them all, a not so high bar but a trait essential for keeping these soldiers from essentially flying off the handles.

The man blinked before he bit down on his sausage and chewed. Swallowing, he then replied, “... No, not at all,” He scooted over a bit to give her a seat. Seeing that she didn’t have a hole in her head, she sat down by his side with a happy hum, “So, what do you want to know about the soldiers under my care?” The man asked while he continued eating.

“Me? Curious, what makes you say that? Can’t a girl have an honest conversation with someone?” She replied, doing her best to look offended but the snort of amusement the commissar made had her drop her act, ‘Nothing really does get past these guys huh?’ She thought to herself.

“Please, I’ve encountered enough ratlings to know when something caught your eyes, so spill it and make it easier for the both of us,” The man chuckled as he stabbed the last sausage in his platter, “Also, no, I will not share my rations.”

Cici pouted but conceded to the fact that the commissar saw through her act almost immediately. Then again, they were commissars for a reason, “Fine. Here I thought I could finesse you out of that meal you’re eating,” She sighed out. Turning her attention to the two enigmatic figures nearby, she then asked, “What’s with those two? Never seen a Krieger ignore orders and just play around with his friend.”

“Charles and Bosco? Best damn soldiers I’ve ever met, even if they have a few loose screws in their heads,” The commissar answered without a hint of hesitation. There was no false platitude or praise directed at the two, just sheer respect and admiration. Something that was hard to believe given how the Krieger was currently balancing a shovel on the nose of his mask while the Ogryn clapped in amusement.

“Loose screws is an understatement,” She remarked as she kept watch, “Looks like a whole toolbox’s loose inside that head,” She added at the absurdity of it all.

“Charles has that effect on people. He’s nuts, but if you ever land yourself in trouble you can bet your ass that he’ll be there to back you up. There’s a reason why his friend Bosco follows him around,” The commissar explained. Ogryns, as simplistic as they were, were good judges of character. Their childlike innocence lended itself well in making them extremely loyal to those they perceived as their friend.

“Did he save him?” Saving a ogyrn? They were living and breathing tanks, and they were technically walking tanks as they wore tank armor. To save them meant that there was enough trouble in the first place to bother such a large man.

“Yup, and taught him his numbers,” The commissar answered, making her turn to him with mouth wide open.

“Excuse me?” She asked, seeing if she might have misheard him for the first time.

“Yup. He taught him basic arithmetic and everything,” The man chuckled as he shook his head. His jovial expression soon melted away as finished his meal, “As for why he doesn’t follow orders? Well, he’s an irregular that the General loves to toss around the theater. You don’t usually see him and his friends around unless things are going to get messy. Consider this your warning kid,” He then said as he gathered his things and got up to get it cleaned.

“Wait, what do you mean by messy?” Cici questioned him just as he was about to go away.

The man looked back at her with a grave and serious expression as he answered, “The General ran out of fucks and patience so he’s going to toss his best to break the enemy lines.”

“I’ll keep that in mind…” She replied as she looked back uneasily.

“It’s best you keep your distance as things tend to get a little weird around them,” With those parting words, he left which left him with more questions than answers. The mystery only deepened the more she dug around. Who the hell just was this guy?

She walked back to her squad, her mind abuzz as her mind was occupied with the mysterious man. She sighed as she realized that she was going to have to ask the man himself if she was going to get anything. She couldn’t talk to anyone else and she’d rather not risk herself any further with talking with the commissar again.

Her thoughts were delayed as a voice called out behind her, “Staff Sergeant Hasim Nazer and Sergeant Charlotte Corday?” There standing behind them was a bored looking lieutenant who looked a bit ruffled, probably with how it looked like he was pulled away from an office with the distinct lack of mud and dirt in his uniform.

“Yes?” Hasim asked as the rest of the squad looked up to what they were doing.

“High Command requests your squad's presence at the command tent immediately,” The man declared, making her stomach drop while the warning of the commissar rang in her ears. She had to bite back a curse as she, along with the rest of her squad were escorted to a nearby transport waiting just for them.

“I should have listened to that Commissar,” Cici muttered while biting her thumb as she tapped her heels against the cheap and hastily laid rockcrete floor of the command tent. There they sat around a table inside one of the many rooms inside the large spacious tent of the general. Away from the fighting only the distant din of the gun fire and artillery strikes could be heard from the distance. Despite being away from the action, she wished she was back on the front line as not only was her squad here but also the strange Krieger that had caught her attention earlier.

“Cheer up Cici, at least you won’t die alone!” Hasim joked as he chuckled nervously. Not even the normally unflappable Vostroyan was unaffected as he crossed his arms across his chest. Everyone was on edge. After all, it wasn’t every day that the high command called for soldiers away from the front line.

“Shut up!” She hissed back as she rocked on her seat. Scratching her head, she complained, “Damn it! How can I retire now if I’m going to be sent on a damn suicide mission.”
“Are you sure it’s a suicide mission? They only rounded up our squad and that guy you were interested in in this tent. Maybe they’ll get attached to our unit?” Hasim suggested, giving her some pause as she thinked about it.

“Maybe you’re right. I have to think positive.” Cici replied as she took deep calming breaths Maybe, just maybe, but probably unlikely as they could have just sent a message over at vox to give the order or even a courier. Still, there was a slim chance it was something else. Maybe they were being promoted!

Before she could think any further, the flaps that served as the door parted revealing the heavily decorated and imposing commander of this region. He was trailed by a young blonde girl whose sharp gaze sent shivers of fear down her spine along with a techpriest who held onto a device with reverence. Everyone stood up, bar the Ogyrn who knelt, as they saluted the man, “Sir!”

“At ease gentlemen,” The man ordered as he sat at the head of the table. They soon followed suit. His adjutant(?) stood by his side while the tech priest set up the device in front of him while praying a litany of binary chants and prayers.

Clearing his throat, he called upon their attention as he said, “I’ll keep it short and simple. I need you here for two reasons,” Nodding over to the Krieger, he then announced, “First of all, Staff Sergeant Hasim, meet your new squadmates, Staff Sergeant Charles-0412 and Bosco. This assignment is only temporary and will last so long as I deem it so, understand?”

“Yes sir,” Hasim replied as they looked at the two. Up close, and in the presence of a commanding officer, they looked quite normal. The ogyrn was quite well behaved while the Krieger looked a little bit pent up as she noticed the man's foot tapping on the floor.

“As for the second reason, I need your squad for a crucial mission for this front,” He then said, as he nodded to his adjutant, “Major Tanya, you can take over from here.”

“Thank your General,” The Major replied. Stepping forward, the diminutive looking woman thanked the techpriest who nodded before slinking back to the edge of the room. For a brief second, she stood there observing them, judging them. Cold sweat dripped down her forehead as they waited in bated breath until finally, she spoke up, “Now you might be wondering why your squad was specifically chosen. Why out of all the men and women serving under the Irregulars, you were chosen? The answer is simple. Your squad is by far the most varied among all the regiments, even within the Irregulars themselves. Not only that, but your combat record speaks for itself. Twelve months with few casualties? You're certainly up to the task we have in store for you.”

The woman started strong as she felt a bit of pride well up her chest, but she had lived through so much shit that she wasn’t fooled. She could feel when the woman was buttering them up. Yes, they were technically the last of their respective regiments and groups but this squad also had quite the number of ab humans. A small voice in the back of her head reminded her that technically she was undesirable but she squished it as she focused back on the topic at hand.
“We searched for the best and we found the best. Do not betray the expectations that we have set upon you.” The woman challenged them. Now, everyone's attention was on her as she felt what little pride she had inflamed by the woman's words. She was good, she had to admit.

Reaching out, she pressed a small button on the flat device on the table before lit up. Suddenly, the table before them was overlaid with a green holographic rendition of the lone continent of the world they were on, “Now, I would like you all to turn your attention to the live feed map before you,” She called out as he pointed at the map before her. Immediately, the colors changed as the map was divided into three sections.

There in the west, colored in gold, were the territories held by the Imperium. To the north the map stayed green denoting the territories held by the Orks. There in the east, beyond the great mountain range that split the continent in twain, was the blood red territory held by the traitors to the emperor.

Gesturing at the map below, the image zoomed in as the mountain range soon became visible. Pointing at the singular pass blocked by a formidable fortress, the same fortress that they had been bombarding all this time, “As you can see from the map before you, our lines stalled after our forces reached this fortress. Flanked by two large mountain ranges, this fortress sits right at the only entrance leading to heretic heartlands. Due to this lone heretic stronghold, the line has remained static for the last six months. We have thrown everything at it yet the cultists inside remain and the fortress still stands. Not even the famed soldiers of Krieg can break their walls from the outside,” She explained. To the Kriegers' defense, they were but a small regiment.

She then pointed at them as she declared, “That’s where your squad would come in. Our scouting forces have found a hidden goat path up the mountains that leads to a relatively undefended section of the fortress. Unfortunately, due to the nature of this path, we can only send in one squad at a time. Any bigger and you’d just be slowed down and detected.”

The map zoomed in once more to show the large, towering mountains flanking the fortress. A small golden trail soon traced itself from the camp surrounding the western end of the fortress, up to the mountains beside them and towards the southern flank of the fortress.

“Under the cover of darkness, you are to take this path and scale the walls in that part of their strong hold. Once inside, you have two objectives. Your first objective is to plant explosive charges inside their armory to cause a distraction. Your second, and most important, objective is to head for the gate, open it up, and keep it open long enough for our forces to storm in and take control of the entrance,” The woman ordered as she gave them a blank requisition sheet that was already signed. If she wasn’t being tossed into what was effectively a suicide mission she would have rejoiced, but now she she had to be serious about filling up what they need. Yes, they were given a blank check but they could only carry so much. They needed to make this count.

Leaning down on the table, the Major then said, “I can not stress enough how important this mission is for our campaign. So long as this fortress remains a thorn in our side the heretics can remain secure in their end of the continent and regroup enough that they can launch their own counter offensives. The fate of this theater is in your hands.”

With that, the hologram faded away as the Major pressed another button. The tech priest came forward once more to retrieve the device and performed their prayer upon it. Given how advanced it was it was no wonder that they worshiped it.

“Any other questions?” The woman questioned to which they responded too with shakes of their heads. The mission was simple. Get in, crash the party, hold the door open, and stay alive long enough for their forces to flood in. The lack of any commands asking them to value their safety was concerning, but they just had to deal with the cards dealt for them, “Good, Operation Ragtag starts at 0200 hours tomorrow. The Emperor protects.”

And thus, her adventurer with this weird Krieger started. If she was given the chance to back out now and choose the emperor's mercy instead she would have considered it, but what was to come might just be the single most defining moment of her life. She only wished that she wasn’t going to be in so much danger.

A/N:

One of my patrons asked if I could make a fic revolving around a Death Korp of Krieg character so here it is! Got to say, I do kinda like it. Though it is from the outsiders perspective, something I have increasingly used, it'll still follow the misadventures of this one Krieger as he drags everyone along in his weirdness. Oh yes, I actually plan on this being a gamer fic but our little Ratling hasn't been added to the party so she doesn't quite know just how insane things are going to get.
 

Blasterbot

Well-known member
If Bosco is in the party already that is gonna get crazy. an ogryn that can do numbers is a high bar. an ogryn with a gamer system boosting him up is competitive with a space marine.
 
To Be Civilized: Prologue [Danmachi Minotaur SI]

SirBearington

Well-known member
Where am I?

Waking up had always been an arduous task, especially after a long and tiring night. It was still dark and his body felt heavy but nature called and his stomach demanded to be filled. He needed to get out of bed, whether he liked it or not, and so he tried to get up but found himself unable to do so as the very world itself pressed down against him. The fog of sleep quickly wore off as he found that, not only was he unable to move, but he was also upright.

Confusion came first as he found himself not in his usual soft bed as the rough stony surface of his prison brushed against his skin. For a brief second, he thought he was paralyzed but he felt his muscles strain and his chest expand against the hard unyielding walls as if he were a toy inside a hard mold.

Panic soon followed as breathing got harder and harder, with each lung full of air becoming stiffer while his body demanded more. A sense of vertigo rocked his senses as he realized that he was going to suffocate if he didn't free himself this very instant. The beating of his heart pounded against his ears as he struggled in earnest, but the only reward he found was strength leaving his limbs.

Fear gripped his heart as he struggled harder, yet he could not budge an inch inside this stony coffin. A deep creeping realization that he really might die settled in, but he refused to give up. Finally, something gave way as he felt the walls in front of him crack with the tiniest breeze of fresh air filtering in. Like a man starved, he pressed his nose up against the crack and took in greedy breaths of air.

No longer starved of oxygen he could finally think, so he stopped struggling and took note of his situation. One, he was stuck. Two, whatever was encasing him was hard enough to stop him but not hard enough that it was unable to be destroyed. Three, he needed to get himself out as soon as possible. There was a way out of where he was and it was forward.

Using the very walls of his prison as leverage he pushed forward, trying to break open his rocky casket. Sweat dribbled down his body from the effort with the walls remaining as hard as ever, yet there was progress as the unmoving barrier started to crack and give way. Gritting his teeth, he struggled until finally his hands finally broke through and found empty space beyond.

Using his limbs as leverage he widened the hole he made before finally his torso popped out as well. Rock and debris rained down on his form and obscured his vision as it kicked up a dust cloud; which had him hacking his lungs out. Breathing was painful, but he powered through as he pulled himself free.

He fell down on the floor with an unceremonious thud, the cold unyielding floor pressing up against his naked form, but he didn't care for he was no longer trapped. Shakily, he pushed himself up and immediately noticed the dark, hair covered, and muscular pillars for arms beneath him. As he knelt up, he held up those arms and found themselves attached to his equally shaggy form. He wasn't just covered with body hair but actual fur. Beneath all this was dark leathery skin wrapped around a muscle bound form.

Shaking his head, he winced as it banged against the walls. He reached up to find large horns attached to the side of his head, "What the hell happened?" He groaned out, but a deep booming voice came out in place of his usually much softer one. As much as he wanted to find out, he had far more pressing matters like his current situation. Where was he?

Slowly he got up, but found himself unsteady as instead of feet he now stood on large hooves. He staggered a bit as he stood, unused to his new limbs; which wasn't helped much with his far heavier and bulkier form. With the walls as his guide he took slow and tentative steps which soon became confident strides. Pushing himself against the walls, he stood there for a time as he looked around and found himself inside of what could only be described as a large stone labyrinth.

From his position he found himself looking down upon twisting pathways with halls leading up and down in different directions with no end in sight. Looking up, he found the ceiling to be solid bedrock. Wherever he looked, all there ever was stone and even more stone. The fact that it was cold, damp, and humid made his lack of clothes all the more annoying to deal with. The only saving grace to his current location was that it was illuminated by the light from holes dotting the ceiling, but it was dim and barely able to illuminate the path ahead.

His musings would be cut short as he heard the tell tale sign of stone cracking behind him. He turned around and there he saw minotaur, with fur and horns similar to himself, freeing themselves from the wall. He was about to walk up to talk to them and ask what was going on but he stopped as a shiver of fear ran up his spine. As his eyes met those of the beings in front of him, he knew that they were but mere monsters.

Those soulless hateful gazes made him freeze up as they bellowed and roared out to the labyrinth. Saliva frothed out their snouts as they scrambled to their hooves. Their movement erratic while their muscles bulged with barely restrained violence. These were not civilized creatures but mere beasts beholden to their baser instincts, and they were out for blood.

He took a step back as his senses returned to him but it might have been better if he hadn't as their gazes locked onto him. Taking deep calming breaths to calm his beating heart, he forced himself to think. As big as these creatures were he outmassed them by a significant margin, however there were four of them and just one of him. They also showed no signs of fear as they stalked forward.

He did his best not to make any sudden movements as he tried to find a way out of there. The path they were on was narrow with one side leading to a sheer drop while the other was just hard unyielding walls. He could run, but he doubted that he could lose these things if he did. He could fight, but he had no weapons aside from his fists. The situation looked almost hopeless until he stepped on something metallic.

He looked down and found himself stepping atop the severed arm clutching a double handed ax. A trail of blood soon pointed him to the corpse of a man with a large wooden shield strapped to his back. He gagged, and almost puked, but he managed to keep it in as the monsters before him roared and charged right at him.

With little time to think, he grabbed the weapon and shield before standing his ground. If he was going to survive he needed to fight these bastards and kill them before they could kill him. Clutching the large shield on his left and the large double headed ax that felt more like a small hatchet in his other, he met them head on.

He had no training in using such weapons, but these creatures had no experience in fighting as they pushed and jostled each other while they ran towards him. Gritting his teeth and bracing himself he bashed his shield up against the cheek of the first minotaur. The creature staggered as he was pushed back only to drop as an ax swung on its exposed neck and decapitated the creature.

Blood gushed out of the open stump, but he had barely any time to process what had happened as a fist came crashing into his face with blows raining over his body. His vision swam but he held himself together as he clenched his jaw and pushed against them with his shield. Creating space, he swung his ax down, chopping and hacking as he raised his shield up to his nose.

It was bloody and brutal, with his ax biting into tough flesh and tearing at sinew as he yanked it out. Keeping his shield close he weathered their blows as he was forced to step back, but they bled while he remained mostly unharmed. One of them howled out in pain as his ax tore through the bovine's shoulder, leaving its arm hanging down on its side. Its momentary distraction was all he needed to hook its horns with the beard of his ax and yank him down. Distracted, it was quickly off balanced and sent tumbling down, leaving him with only two more to face.

He roared out in challenge as they kept on going, heedless of their comrades' deaths and their own injuries just to attack him. He lashed out, arms burning and muscles straining as he struck with his ax once more, burying it deep inside the skill of one of them. He could only curse as his ax got stuck there, forcing him to relinquish his weapon as he faced the last beast.

It charged right at him with its horn lowered to skewer him. By the skin of his teeth he managed to react and grab on to the horns as he was pushed back. He winced as the tips of the horns poked against his stomach while his hooves dug on the ground. Even as he pushed back, he was forced ever closer to the edge as the monster's reckless strength powering their smaller frame surprised him. With the last of his strength, he roared out as he twisted and turned the minotaur's head, which made the creature careen to the side and trip.

Pushing the creature's head down and pinning it's throat with his knee, he rained down punches on the downed monster. He roared out as he lashed out, punching even as his fists felt like they were breaking and refusing to stop until all that was left was a bloody smear and a headless twitching body. He raised his hand one more time only to stop as the creature before exploded into a cloud of dust and ash leaving him with nothing but a single horn as proof if ever existed. He knelt there panting as he watched the hard outer keratin of the horn peel away to reveal a red crystalline core in its shape.

Finally, it was over and he was left bloodied yet still very much alive. His head was ringing from the blow he took, his hands shaking with his grip loosened enough to drop the shield in his hand, his chest pounding and his lung burning as if he had just ran a marathon, but he bore no mark of injury aside from the bruise forming over his right eye and parts of his body. No longer subjected to danger, his mind could finally catch up and he heaved as his body tried to empty the contents of his stomach.

He gagged and coughed before he collapsed face first as weariness overtook him. He was dead tired and all he wanted was to close his eyes and sleep, but if he did he knew he'd die because this dungeon would surely kill him, "I need to… get to the surface," He groaned as he forced himself up and kept on going; he had an inkling on where he was and he did not want to stay any longer than needed in this demented dungeon if his gut feeling was correct.

Staggering up to his feet, he grabbed the minotaur horn drop and marched up to the slowly disintegrating body of the minotaur that had his ax. Stepping on the corpse for leverage, he pulled and yanked the blade free before he knelt down and sliced away at the meat. He searched around the chest area, slicing just below the sternum and inserting his hands inside. He reached up, feeling around before he found what he was looking for.

Grabbing hold of the hard object, he yanked it out and the corpse dissolved into dust just like the other creature. Blood flaked away leaving him with nothing but a pristine, palm size crystal in his hand. He held it up, inspecting its beauty and he ruminated on what to do with his prize. He could keep it and maybe try to sell it later, but he was a minotaur, a monster born of the dungeon, and he doubted he'd be able to convince an adventurer that he wasn't going to kill them, much less step outside and live a life in the city of the gods above.

He hesitated a bit, clutching the crystal before he opened his mouth a bite down on a magical item. It broke like candy as his molars crunched down on it and immediately, a jolt of energy filled his form and pool inside his chest. He felt his wounds heal while his body strengthened. It was as if he took a shot of espresso as energy filled his very limbs. Was it cannibalism for him to eat the core of a creature like him? Probably. Did he care? No, he didn't have time for it.

He then moved to the next corpse and harvested them as well for their core. It was a shame that he couldn't harvest the other minotaur after it fell off the cliff, but he was still left with a minotaur horn he was going to keep around and two stones that were quickly consumed. With the monsters stripped of their valuables, he moved on to the next corpse; that of the man he looted his new found ax and shield from.

He stood over the still body of the man who sported a gaping hole where his heart should be. The man's wide open eyes and stupefied expression told him that at least he died before he could even register what happened. He reached out and closed the man's eyes before giving the man a brief prayer. It was the least he could do for what he was about to do to him.

He started stripping the large man of anything of worth and value, leaving him only to his underwear. What little armor they had was strapped to his body. The greaves were a bit too small while the chest plate only served to cover his stomach, but it was much better than nothing. The clothes he looted were ripped to fit him. The cotton shirt proved to be especially useful as he ripped it to a long broad strip to serve as his loincloth to give him some semblance of modesty. The pants, meanwhile, were used to wrap his hands to give them a bit of reinforcement in case his weapon and shield gave way.

The rucksack the man had was filled with small stones along with some ruined potion bottles, a gourd, and some rations. Whatever killed him was probably chased off by his companions before they could even loot him. That meant more stuff for him to survive on. He made sure to remove the glass while making sure that the stones he found inside were kept sealed inside the sack; those could prove useful later.

Now equipped, he grabbed the nearest rock and stacked them atop of the man's body. He could have merely left him behind, but he was no mere brute. He refused to let the dungeon strip him of his humanity and render him down to an uncivilized monster. It only took a minute to cover them. With the undersized helmet to serve as the man's headstone, he apologized before turning his back and leaving.

As he walked around he quickly realized one thing… and that was he did not know where the fuck he was going. All he knew was that the dungeon should get easier if he were to head upwards towards the surface and that was about it. It might've been suicidal for him to do so and expose himself to the humans and gods above, but he'd cross that bridge once he got there. For now, he just needed to get out of there as death above would prove to be better than what awaited him down below, that is if his guess was correct.

He knew he was in Danmachi as not only did he find crystalline cores inside these monsters but these very monsters dissipated when he harvested them. There was also the fact that he could consume said crystal. He could be wrong and he was in an entirely different world but he had other, far more pressing matters to attend to. He didn't know how far down he was but thankfully, from what little knowledge he had on that setting, he wasn't too deep that he would be in deep shit. He was on the floor where minotaurs, or rather his kind, spawned in. Speaking of creatures…

Monsters spawned regularly as he wandered around, but they proved to be easy pickings as none of them were quite like the minotaurs. Hellhounds whose flaming fireballs proved to be terrifying chased after him while Crystal Mantis stalked the route he walked down through. If he were to find them spawning out of the walls, he had to break their necks before they even get the chance to push themselves out, a feat easy with his new found strength.

He wandered aimlessly, but there was a method to his madness. With his right hand against the walls, he traced his path hoping to either find the way up or the way down. If he were to find the way down, he merely had to wait for an adventurer and try to communicate with them. It was hopelessly optimistic, but it was the best he could do with his current situation. There wasn't even a guarantee that they spoke the same language but it wouldn't hurt to try. He could always try and chase after them to find the exit.

Underground and with the dim, yet constant light to illuminate his path, he found himself unable to even know how long it had been since he'd started. Had it been hours? Mere minutes? Or had it already been a day? All he knew was the road he'd picked stretched on without seeming end and filled with perils that wanted nothing more to rip his throat out.

With how big this place was, he wasn't surprised that he had yet to find any adventurers. Its sheer size gave the place a sense of desolation, a certain degree of isolation that not even an empty warehouse could replicate. It was a hostile and alien environment, one hell bent to kill him while taking some twisted perverse pleasure in doing so.

He rested from time to time, drinking when he could and eating when his stomach ached for sustenance. While the magic stones he looted could fill him, there was just something about eating food that made it far more valuable to him. He savored every bite of the rations he had while he merely consumed the stones he'd harvested.

He didn't know how long it took, but eventually he found a hint of a way out. Torch holders started lining the walls and he knew that he finally had something promising. Excitement filled his body as he started running towards the direction where the torches originated from. Elation filled his chest as he burst through a large open space leading to a spiral staircase heading up. Finally, a way to the floor above.

He was about to run up the stairs when an ear piercing scream, quickly followed by a roar, echoed from one of the many pathways leading back to the dungeon. For a moment, he stood there, torn on what to do. He could merely ignore the cry and say that they were a lost cause, a typical and cold hearted answer to his dilemma, or he could charge in and potentially risk his life. Was he really going to let someone die if he could actually help them?

He clenched his hands around the grip of his ax tightly before he let out a tired sigh as he turned to the direction of the scream. Holding his shield closely and bracing himself against it, he charged forward as the agonized cries of another adventurer rang from the same cave. He needed to get there before more got hurt.

The walls blurred around him as he thundered forward, his legs pumping and his lungs burning as he pulled in on his reserves. He had been walking for quite some time now and he had yet to properly rest, but he ignored his own fatigue as he charged straight right into danger. He arrived just in time to see a small wyvern tearing a man in half as a figure huddled against the corner, screaming their lungs out. They were inside a small room, a dead end to a branch of this labyrinth and littered around them were the various dismembered body parts of what used to be a human along with the slumped form of what looked like a child.

With a roar, he charged straight at the dragon and slammed his now armored shoulder against their neck. The undersized armor crumpled and deformed, but it helped him as the dragon staggered; its gaze unfocused. Taking advantage of the situation, he pressed forward as he lashed out with his blade. It was then that his luck ran out as the large ax he had been using all this time shattered.

With no weapon in hand he launched himself at the beast's head just as it recovered. He rained blows on the beast's eyes, gouging it before doing his best to drive his fist in inside the ruined hole while the creature struggled under his grip. He slammed repeatedly against the wall as the dragon did everything in its power to dislodge him, but it found that such violence wouldn't be enough to remove him.

One of them had to give and it wasn't him that dropped first. With a pained shriek, the dragon seized up as his fist finally slammed deep inside its brain case before it toppled forward with a mighty crash. As he pulled out his gore covered hand out of the hole he made, He slumped against its form to catch his breath. His eyes felt leaden but he forced them open as he turned to the person he tried to save.

He might've been too late to save the man that the wyvern snapped in half, but he was at least able to save them. As he turned to face the person they saved, he was promptly hit in the eye but an apple of all things, "Get away! I don't want to die! I don't even taste good!" The woman, who wore a stereotypical witches hat, screamed their lungs out as they looked at him with barely contained horror.

"What the fuck! Who throws an apple at their savior? Jeez," he spat out as he reached down for the apple with his non gore covered hand and slipped it inside his pouch. This only seemed to spur the woman to redouble their effort in pelting him with whatever item they could throw at him.

"No! I want to live!" The woman shrieked out in terror.

Forcing himself up and shielding himself from their impromptu projectiles, he reached up and grabbed the woman's face. The woman's muffled screams, with tears dribbling down her cheeks, made him feel terrible but all her screaming was going to attract who knows what monsters out there, "Shhhhh! Stop screaming! I'm not going to hurt you," he assured her as he was quickly met with a bewildered look.

"If you promise me you will not scream, I'll remove these hands, understand?" He asked and the young woman reluctantly nodded.

Slowly he pulled back, only to grab her once more as she tried to scream, "God damn it, like I said. I'm not going to hurt you!" He cursed out as he tried to think of a way to actually convince her before he nearly yanked his hand back when he felt something wet and slimy lick his hands. "What the hell, did you just lick my-!" his question would quickly be cut short as a roar echoed down the hallway leading to the room they were in.

The hairs in the back of his neck stood up as this roar was answered with howls and cries of other mothers as well. There was no way out aside from where they came from and with the sheer numbers of roars he heard, they'd effectively trapped him in with this girl. He had to fight for his life once again if he wanted to survive. He quickly let go as he grabbed whatever weapon he could find that fits his hands.

"No no no no!" the woman babbled as she rocked in place while he grabbed the sword of a headless dwarf, "We're going to die!" She screamed in despair, but she was quickly silenced as he gave her a light slap. She staggered and fell down on the floor while clutching her cheeks as she looked up at him

"No we're fucking not!" He roared back in anger as he marched up to a spear wielding corpse and yanked the weapon free of their hands. Forcing the haft of the spear onto the woman's hand, he added, "If you want to die, suit yourself, but I will not just sit here and accept my fate. If you want to be useful, use this spear!"

That snapped her out of her funk as she stood up before she answered back, "But I'm a healer! I'm not supposed to fight!" He could only thank the stars for this boon as he felt the very ground itself shake from the footsteps of the approaching horde. They were coming and there didn't seem to be an end to them.

"Well be of use for once and help me!" He fired back as he raised his shield and swung the sword around. It didn't have quite the heft of the ax he had earlier, but it was better than nothing. "You want to live so badly then fight for it! Don't just roll over and die. Kick and scream till the very end!" He encouraged her as placed himself before her, protecting her from the oncoming tide.

"B-but we're going to face a horde!" She shouted in warning as he watched her tremble but she held on to the spear like a trained warrior; good at least she wasn't dead weight, "There'll be tons of monsters! Even Minotaurs and Wyverns that should be rare around Floor 15!" She added but it was already far too late. They were here.

Up ahead was a sea of gleaming red eyes filled with hate as various monsters of all shapes and sizes rushed towards them. Raising his shield and bracing for impact, he shouted over the almost deafening roar of the stampede ahead of them.

"I don't care! Stand your ground and brace yourself!" He commanded as raised up his blade. Stab and push, stab and push, he reminded himself as the first of the monsters came at them. The innocent looking horned rabbits and hellhounds jumped at him with malicious intent, murder burning in their eyes, "Incoming!" He shouted before they slammed against his shield.

He could scarcely remember what happened next as, for the next hour or so, he kept stabbing and pushing whatever creature came his way. The entrance to the room served as an effective bottle neck, but the tide kept pushing so he kept stabbing. He could not rest for one bit lest he and the woman he saved would die. One slip up and they'd die a horrible death.

He cried out in pain as claws raked across his form, spikes stabbed him, fire burnt him, natural clubs bludgeoned him, and toothed maws bit him, but as soon as it seemed like he was faltering a wave of energy pulse from behind him. This magical effect was punctuated by a woman's cry as his wounds closed and allowed him to keep on fighting.

He lost blood, broke bones, and his left eye shut closed as the damage built up, but his knees kept him standing. True to her word, a minotaur showed up as well, but they quickly joined their brethren. He kept on stabbing and, when his weapon broke thanks to a particularly determined wyvern, he started punching till nothing was left moving.

By the end of it all, he was finally forced down to his knees as the last of the monsters died by his hands. As soon as the last of the monsters died, he felt the energy filling his veins leave him as he slumped forward. He was barely awake at this point, just cognizant enough to know that they actually survived this encounter. He was sporting countless cuts and bruises and he was pretty sure that he had a hole over his ruined stomach armor, but at least now it was over.

He felt something trying to turn him over and he didn't have the energy to fight back as he flopped over to his back. His chest heaved with effort as he looked up to see the shaking, yet unharmed form of the woman he saved. His eyes then locked on to the knife she clutched in her trembling hands. All this effort to save her just for things to end like this? He asked himself before a sardonic smile spread across his face.

As he closed his eyes and waited for the inevitable, one thought filtered into his mind, 'At Least I didn't truly become a monster in the end,' He whispered to himself as he braced for the pain that would soon follow, yet it never came. He heard a grunt as the tight bonds of his belly plate loosened up before a cool soothing sensation spread over his stomach.

He opened his eyes to find the woman staunching his wound and applying some miraculous, and clearly magical, balm over his wounds. Even as tears freely flowed down her eyes, she begged him, "P-please don't die. F-fight!"

He could only grin back as he felt his wounds heal. With the mound of corpses blocking the way out, he knew that they were safe for just a brief moment. They were safe and now he could finally close his eyes, "Just going to rest. Wake me up when there's danger," he asked her as he closed his eyes and found himself in Morpheus's embrace.

A/N:

I may or may not have been inspired by Asanagi's work on Danmachi but the idea of a Minotaur MC is just way to good to pass up. I haven't shown in yet and it is a bit of spoiler but the girl that the yet unnamed MC saved is a Kobeni expy and she's part of the Demeter Familia. As for why I'm going with the Demeter familia wrote, I actually want to explore what an Agriculture focused familia would want to harvest from the dungeon. I mean, there must be something useful there that could... wait, huh just realized that the pantry that monster enjoy could possibly be a powerful fertilizer as well. More for me to think about later. Anyways, that's all I have now for this and I do hope that this gets voted next voting season!
 
A Glitch in the Collective Consiousness: Prologue [Code Geass SI w/Tau Tech]

SirBearington

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Prologue

Secluded deep in the wilderness of America North West stood the summer retreat of the Britannian Royal Family: Elysium. Built at the foot of the Cascades and surrounded by a sea of redwood and pine, it was as far away and separated from the courtly intrigue and the jockeying for power and influence in Pendragon as possible; perfect for when the extended family needed a break or if one of them needed to be pulled away from the limelight. The latter being the case in this instance as the news of Odysseus', the First Prince of Britannia, very public mental breakdown spread throughout the kingdom.

"Of all people, who would have thought it was Odysseus that was closest to snapping," Schneizel mused sadly while he leaned against the window of the stagecoach, gazing up to the towers of the summer palace as it came into view, and reminiscing of the times before things became so complicated.

Burnout was an all too familiar occurrence among the Imperial Family. Thanks to the darwinistic views promoted by father, Charles zi Brittania, competition among siblings was rampant as each strove to outshine the other. Among such bright stars, Odysseus could be said to burn the steadiest despite appearing mediocre. Schneizel snorted, scowling at the reminder of his brother's nickname. The Mediocre Prince they called him, with some even daring to call him the Clown.

His musings were cut short as the carriage came to a stop before the entrance of the palatial estate. Yawning, he reached out for one of the energy drinks that he had kept stashed inside, only for Kanon's hands to stop him. He glanced up to his secretary, silently asking him why he would deny him his drink, but Kanon met his gaze before shaking his head.

"My prince, you've already on your 3rd can. It might not be the best idea to consume more as caffeine is no proper substitute for sleep," His lovable secretary scolded him lightly before giving him a soft smile, "You're officially on vacation, so there's no need for that, ok?"

He sighed as he relented, gazing longingly at the cold energy drink before placing it back inside the cooler, "I wish I wasn't," He grumbled, his gaze turned to the servants as they lined up to greet him.

"Just don't push yourself. You don't have to hold the weight of the world on your shoulders all the time, else something could break," Kanon whispered to him softly, reminding him of his own limitations before he reached out and opened the door to their carriage.

The reception was warm, though without much pomp as summer had already passed and there was no need for such a large staff on hand, a refreshing change of pace from Pendragon, "My prince, it's good to see you are in great health," The old butler that had served his family for generations greeted him before he turned his attention to his companion, "And I see that you've brought Earl Kanon as well. My, I still remember when you two first met in the gardens as if it was yesterday," The man chuckled while Kanon averted his eyes as his cheeks gained a rosy tint.

"It's good to see you are as well, Jebidiah," Schneizel chuckled as he replied back. His good mood was soon dampened, however, as he noted that his brother was not there to greet him, but it was to be expected after how… explosive his episode was. He shook his head, putting that matter in the back of his head for now as he made pleasantries with the old man.

As the man guided them inside, they made pleasantries and small talk. He asked them about the castle, silently making notes to adjust the budget to their needs as well as give some a raise while replacing some of the staff. Still, as much as he wanted to just chat with the butler, he was there for a reason.

Turning around a corner, he smiled fondly as they passed by a broken bust of a barely remembered emperor that was crudely glued together sitting proudly on its own pedestal, "After all these years, you still haven't had that bust fixed? I do hope that my brother hasn't broken another important thing. God knows what Cornelia would do if one of her training frames was messed with," He said, remembering that particular incident.

"I do remember it was you, Prince Schneizel, that broke that bust, not the crown prince," The man replied, remaining stoic even as the edge of his lips twitched.

"He just took the fall for it," He admitted. His brother was just simply too nice for his own good.

"He's a good man…" His butler whispered as he frowned, shaking his head in dismay. "It's not fair for the public to tear at him after just one unfortunate incident. After all that he's done they tore at him like rabid wolves."

"It's the price we must pay as royalty. There is simply no room for mistakes," He replied as he schooled his features. It was simply human nature to tear those at the very top, "How's he doing?" He then asked.

"He's doing quite well, recovering his memories after his episode and returning to his old self somewhat. I was afraid that he had simply forgotten everything, but he now remembers," The man happily recounted, smiling as he noted, "There were times that he asked what date it was along with the current state of the world, but it's probably cabin fever, nothing more."

Schnezeil nodded before frowning as he then asked, "Has anything strange happened to my brother?" If his brother had not returned to his former self by now, he might have a crisis in hand. As it stood, Odysseus was essential in keeping peace amongst his siblings. He was the compromise as nobody outright hated him. With him out of the picture…

"Well… I'd like to apologize to the crown prince in advance. Ever since he recovered, he has developed some strange habits, which often leads him to be preoccupied," The butler started, "He's been switching from one project to another, stripping down cars, and even one of the knightmare frames, if we couldn't provide him with the parts. In fact, he has yet to come out of the Motorpool since yesterday…"

Schneizel frowned as he asked, "Projects?" That was odd, he thought to himself. He had expected his brother to become lethargic, but to engross himself in work and possibly be elbow deep inside a car engine and covered in grease? That was quite odd, "Did he tell you what he's working on? What has my brother been doing all this time?"

"After the crown prince calmed down, he went off to the motorpool and started tinkering around. At first, we thought it was merely the prince taking an interest in cars until he started dismantling one of the practice Knightmare frames and using them for parts for the gizmos and doodads he's making, your highness," The wizened old man explained as he guided them a familiar path towards that part of the castle.

Excusing himself for a moment, the old man went out and fetched a portly man wearing an orange jumpsuit and belt of tools, "Maybe it's best that the head mechanic himself explain the situation," The butler told him.

Turning to the man, he questioned him, "So, what has my brother been doing these past two months?"

"He's working miracles, your highness!" The man claimed ecstatically before he caught himself as he bowed in apology. This had Schneizel raising a brow as he gestured for the man, "Pardon for the language, but it's just it's been ages since I felt this excited. Semi Autonomous drones, advanced electronics, and even the very secrets of gravity itself; you just have to see it my lord!"

Schneizel was taken aback by the man's claims and he would have dismissed it, yet the manic and almost fervent worshipful tone the man held for his brother told him otherwise. He had expected his brother to be out in the woods, or maybe by the main balcony to gaze down upon the nearby city, but not this. Machinery and electronics were never something he was passionate about, in fact, his brother had little passion for anything. It was true that his older brother never pushed himself, having only earned a bachelor's degree in business management from Harvard before pursuing philanthropy and humanitarian missions, so to hear him taking an interest in heavy machinery was quite out of the ordinary.

"Maybe it's best that we ask the crown prince himself?" Kanon suggested.

"O-of course," The mechanic nodded fervently before he grabbed the door and pulled it open to reveal something truly miraculous. Schneizel felt his jaw drop as there, floating in the middle of the motor pool, was a car floating in the air.

"Hah! I finally got it to work, you son of a bitch! We're going to drive out of here in style!" The crown prince hooted as he peered out the driver's window. He almost didn't recognize his brother thanks to the grease stains on his face, his unruly hair, unkempt beard and a worn jumpsuit. Noticing them, Odysseus waved at them before slowly floating towards them in his hover car, passing over tools and wooden pallets without so much as making them twitch, "Yoo Kanon, Schneizel, you should have told me you two would be coming today! Like my new ride? I had to strip down one of the newer models, but I think the upgrades are well worth it, no?"

"We reminded you yesterday, your Highness," Their butler deadpanned. Truly, his brother was forgetful as ever.

"Oh, oops. My bad?" Odysseus winced before apologizing.

"You're… floating," he replied dumbly as he placed his hands on the hood of the car before pressing down. It was as if he was pressing down on a solid unmoving block.

"Well, my car is, but yeah. Isn't it great?" Odysseus asked him with a grin before he said, "But where are my manners? Gottwald, can you get us some orange juice?"

"I have to say, that was quite an impressive proof of concept," Schneziel replied as he watched several dish shaped drones with underhanging arms floating by while they served them drinks and snacks, "And these drone, this would definitely catch the eye of the military if you can mass produce them"

As he recovered from the initial shock, he could finally make his judgment on his brother. So far, his brother appeared stable, even if he was a bit odd. He was still the same lovable goofball that was before, but there was something more to him, something that he had only seen in the eyes of their more accomplished siblings. It was as if he was a whole new man.


"If you're impressed with that, just wait till I actually make my own Knightmare Frame. It'll blow your pet project out of the water!" Odysseus claimed with a confident smirk.

"Truly? Well, if you're looking for some funding, I'm sure I can squeeze out something from the budget," Schneizel chuckled as he turned to his brother, "I'm just glad that your ok,"

Odysseus's features softened as he replied, "Thank you."

They shared a few minutes of silence between, making comments and asking some questions before his brother spoke up. Rubbing back of his head, he admitted, "About that mental breakdown, yeah I was in a dark place. I thought I was doing ok, staying clean and everything but it wasn't enough. The stress was getting to me and, just a few choice comments later, I spiraled out of control. I didn't know I needed some time away from it all until I got here."

While he didn't want to admit it, Schneizel felt some relief knowing that his brother was fine. As much as he desired the throne, he wanted to earn it and not have it simply fall into his lap because his brother was indisposed. "Hey, who knew getting cooped up in my room was a great motivator to learn. Hit the books and the next thing I knew, I was cracking the secrets of gravity," His brother then joked.

"Finally found your passion, I see," He replied as he gazed back into those blue eyes and there he found the spark of ambition in them, the drive that had been lacking in him for all those years. While many would scoff in disbelief, citing that no one could simply just read and show up the best and brightest of Britannia by cracking the secret to hover flight first, they did not account that Odysseus was his brother. There was more to him than meets the eye and, now that he found his calling, he knew he would shake the world itself.

"It's definitely a journey, I'll tell you that," Odysseus answered, before he had one of his drones pour him another glass, "But yes, I'm actually looking forward to getting back out there. I'll probably step out of politics and focus more on business. I actually have the draft for a company along with a whole series of products to sell,"

"Oh?" This was unexpected from Odysseus, though him turning to business was not catastrophic and maybe even beneficial for his own plans.

"I have the name, logo, and motto for it and everything. Tau Technology; For the Greater Good. The motto's still a work in progress," His brother told him, chuckling to himself as he told him about the motto.

"I don't know, it sounds catchy," He claimed, liking how close it rang to Odysseus' own nature. He's definitely going to be busy for quite some time, and maybe he found distaste in ruling? Regardless, his newfound technological prowess would be of great use to himself. Now, how would he make use of him?

"Maybe I'll keep it then," His brother then said before he shifted in his seat. He then asked him, "So I know this might be a bit too fast, but can I ask you for a loan? I have big plans, Schneizel, and it's definitely going to change the world, but I can't do it without your help."

Schneizel couldn't help but smile as his brother turned to him once more. To think he doubted that his brother would turn to him, "All you need is to ask," He told him, all too willing to help. Things would definitely get interesting once his brother returned. He could feel it in his very bones, Odysseus was truly going to change the world and he was going to be in the front row seat when it happened. So absorbed was he in his own success that he missed the smirk that temporarily grazed his brother's lips.


A/N:

So I decided on trying out some shorter chapters and see if I can pump one out in a day given the right circumstance. Turns out, yes, yes I can. Here's my little experiment in action. This is my take on Code Geass fic. To be honest, this one's been sitting in my head for quite sometime cause Odysseus's position as the crown prince is a really good place to be in but also really bad considering that the Brittanians may or may not have an Ottoman style rule of succession given Charles more than likely killed his way to get to the throne. This is an SI along the lines of Neon Cogs but he just has Tau Tech inside his head. This however would not touch Psyker stuff and would not be set in Warhammer 40k. This is all happening inside Code Geass the code geass verse
 
A Glitch in the Collective Consiousness: Chapter 1

SirBearington

Well-known member
Chapter 1

Being a prince wasn't as easy as it appeared. On one hand, you were born into nobility and wealth, but on the other hand a lot of things were expected of you: like staying sane and keeping calm. I probably should have not shouted and raved like a mad man about where the fuck was I and who the fuck are you all while under the influence of alcohol, but it was already far too late for that.

Grimacing, I picked up my cup of black tea and took a sip before returning to work, piecing together pieces from the various scrap electronics in the safety of my bare, but spacious, work area; complete with a view of a sprawling city in the background.

Thankfully, I was working on my latest project here instead of getting tossed into the loony bin. It was a nice change of pace compared to the palace deep in the boonies. The Cascade was a sight to see and all the fresh air helped me accept my situation. I am now Odysseus eu Brittania, crown prince of the Holy Britannian Empire.

There's a joke here somewhere about how Britannia is neither Holy nor British, given how we disgracefully lost our homeland to a midget, but it's definitely an empire and oh boy does it live up to its name.

Controlling the entirety of the New World and colonies spanning huge swathes of the Old World with a population of half a billion citizens, with many more second class "numbers", Britannia was, for the lack of a better term, the empire. Its sheer size was further augmented by its technological edge and superior military in the form of mecha called Knightmare Frames combined made it the de facto top dog in the world, with only the Chinese Federation; a super state comprising most of continental Asia, and the Europia United, another superstate comprising of old Europe, as its competitors. There were also other minor states, but they're irrelevant to the grand scheme of things

With so many advantages, why hadn't Britannia conquered the world? The reason for that was simple really, and that's because Britannia was trapped between two fronts. Focus on Europe and risk China picking itself up or focus on China while it's down and risk Europe being given the chance to recover and fund insurgencies. Well, that and general incompetence here and there, but not too much as Britannia was generally a meritocratic nation… where the citizens are given advantages. It wasn't to say that Britannia was losing, but it's just that winning was going to take a long time, time that Britannia didn't have since Lelouch was getting ready for a rebellion.

Oh boy, where do I start with Lelouch? That neurotic, traumatized man with a hate boner for Britannia so big that it's only rivaled by our now shared father's ego. Exiled at a young age by a monster of a father just after the death of his mother and forced to live through a brutal war of conquest. It's a wonder the man could actually operate at all. Any lesser person would have broken, but not Lelouch. In fact, it only hardened his resolve and he's just a bomb waiting to explode.

Once Lelouch gets his geass Clovis is fucked, the Eleventh Colony is fucked, Cornelia is fucked, Euphemia, bless her pure heart, is fucked, Shneizel is fucked, our midget of a uncle is fucked, our father is most definitely fucked, and the empire is fucked which means that I will be fucked as well. There will be no reasoning with the man who lived and breathed for the sake of revenge.

Clenching my fist, I paused before taking deep, calming, breaths; clearing my mind of all things as I stared down on the open circuit to check for any imperfections and finding none. Satisfied, I reached for my box of scraps as I continued assembling my latest work.

No, stop, we're not going back to that doom spiral again.

Let's go back a bit and see things from a different light. Things could be different, maybe Lelouch couldn't pull off his miracles here, but the memories of his half brother beating Schneizel in chess from time to time told him otherwise. It's fun to watch Code Geass and root for Zero in their fight against the empire, but it's hard to enjoy it now that I'm living the story as I speak, especially when I'm on the villain's side of the story.

I held no illusions that Britannia was a benevolent empire. It's a truly cruel and brutal society that thrives on conflict. Britannia is better off dead, forgotten in the annals of history, but as it stood, I'm a Britannian and as a man with a sense of self preservation, I refused to roll over and die. Britannia had to live if I wanted to stay alive and if I wanted it to remain intact I had to plan.

I had options and some time. Clovis had yet to die, despite my prolonged stay in Elysium, so that meant Lelouch had yet to meet the witch. I had to find a way to stop Lelouch from getting in contact with her but that would only delay his revenge. Still, baby steps are better than being frozen by indecision and fear.

There's also the matter of his fathers quite frankly insane plan to unite the world. Yeah, let's remove free will so there will be no more lies in the world. He needed to die, simple and plain as that. Unfortunately, killing him might be harder than it seemed as there's still VV to deal with. His uncle that can give out mind altering powers like candy to literal children if the needs arose.

I might actually need Lelouch to have his geass as he's the one ballsy enough and smart enough to deal with the midget, but I don't want Lelouch to go crazy with it. I simply don't trust him not to enslave me or kill me, after all, where was his mercy for Clovis who was looking for him all this time?

Sorry Nunally, but Lelouch has to go. Lelouch was an enemy, plain as day and he needs to be removed one way or the other. He needed to get to Japan and somehow convince Clovis to stop torturing the immortal witch so he could stop her from giving Lelouch his Geass. After that it was just a matter of killing his father and stopping his uncle before they could enact their plan; easy enough.

Now, one might think that such a goal would be impossible. I could feasibly stop Lelouch since he had yet to reach his true potential, but Charles was another matter and that is not accounting the immortal shota just yet. I was no great general or strategist nor am I a great statesman that can sway people; I am just me.

There's a hundred different ways things could go tits up, and even my knowledge could only take me so far. In fact, it could be a liability given I'm in a world of psychics and the Britannian secret service is staffed with them. I simply can't move willy nilly else I might alert my own father. I had to make my moves carefully.

I could go to Japan now, but how could I even convince Clovis to hand over his project? I have political clout as the heir, but it was soft power. Clovis had actual, tangible power with his rule of Area 11. I don't have power as it stands so… I have to put rescuing the witch on the backburner for now.

Given all this, it was clear that I needed a way to enforce my will, a way for me to have an edge once things started going to shit. I needed a way to amass power while not directly threatening my father. Thankfully, I just had just that in my hands. Grinning, I screwed in the last screw into my scrap metal creation as it sparked to life, lights blinking as it started to float.

There before me was a simple Tau Drone which soon joined its brothers and sister dancing around me. It was not the mighty Railgun or the Crisis Suit that made the Tau Military so deadly, it was the humble drone and its ability to do everything so long as one had the imagination and time to modify it. Simple, Light, and Easy to construct and Modular, this was the ultimate assistant.

How did I get a hold of such technology?

When I got pulled into this world, something else got mixed in as well. While I did not have memories of a time when I was a Tau, compared to having Odysseus' own memories, I do have the knowledge of the Tau Empire in its entirety just locked away in my brain. As concerning as it was, I did not question how I got it. There were other concerns that needed tending to, like the fact that I now had access to such technology.

Thankfully, Odysseus, despite being called mediocre, was a fairly smart bean as the Harvard Diploma framed over at the wall could attest to. He was just not motivated to go any further, because why should he strive for excellence when he would in theory inherit the empire? Odysseus you naive son of a bitch, if only you knew.

Anyway, I had my cover, as flimsy as it was. While I could choose to downplay my knowledge, why hide it when I could be bombastic? Hiding in audacity and all that, spewing out bullshit till people are too confused to even question me. If it worked on Schneizel, it'll work with most people.
Even with all my knowledge, in the grand scheme of things, what would a few curious baubles be for dear old Charles when he's so close to attaining his goals? Why, my inventions would help him in fact… up until it was finally time.

Reaching out, I decided to make another drone but found the bottom of my box. Grunting, I looked around wondering what next to strip apart only to find my dark and empty room staring back at me. I had stripped it of any useful gadgets, from old consoles to an old fashioned computer, even the microwave and minifridge that used to sit by the kitchenette attached to my bedroom. There was just nothing here except a tiny laptop and my phone.

Even after having almost stripped the entirety of my room of any electronics, I could only build a few and it was already past midnight. This was… slow and inefficient, I was not leaning into the strengths that the Tau had.

Cleaning up, I reflected upon what truly made the Tau such a deadly force. Their tech was not as advanced, in fact it was still below the dogmatic Imperium despite the millennia of decay. Their tech was neither as durable nor as long lasting as that of the Imperium nor was it cheaper to make; the orks had everyone beat in that area. It had neither the psychic might of the Aeldari's teck nor the reality warping capabilities of the Necron. What it had over the other races was the fact that it could be mass produced and easily replicated.

The Orks might be cheaper but the Tau were standardized. The imperium might be rugged and reliable, but the Tau tech can be replaced. Only the Necrons with their techno magic and the Aeldari with their warp bullshit truly beat the Tau with their tech, but the Tau stuff was simply reliable and could be made by just about anyone. The problem was… he needed factories and if he wanted factories, he needed money.

"A1, can you give me the copy of the document concerning the research grant Schneizel helped me get?" I asked out aloud before a clunky, smoke belching, dish shaped drone made of an old fashioned car air filter floated up holding the documents in its claws.

Grabbing the file, I read it once more, questioning myself if allying with Schneizel would be a fruitful endeavor. A hundred million sterling pounds, a not too insignificant amount of cash. For an average citizen, this was an astronomical amount of money, but for my needs it was not enough. The scheming bastard gave me just enough to continue my research on anti gravity but not enough to help me start a manufacturing base for it. I needed more cash.

It was one thing to have the knowledge and another to have a factory to make use of that knowledge, and what I had was simply not enough to get all the things I needed. I wasn't just going to be making parts, I wanted to make an entire army and this wouldn't get me a production line for a car factory. Guns, armor, metals, electronics, drones, the list goes on. There were so many things I needed to build and so little cash on hand.

Staring at my table, I tried to figure out what I could do to get more cash but I was drawing blanks. I'm not sure I could get that loan from a bank…or could I? Odysseus had friends, lots and lots of friends, and some of them owned banks. Why didn't I just call my friends?

Grinning, I reached out for my phone and picked out a number. Looking at the name, I remembered vaguely that it was a banker that I knew. With a target in mind, I called them and got myself an answer.

"Yoo, this is Odysseus. Long time-!" I called out only to cringe as the dial for a dropped call greeted me back. Shrugging, I dialed another number as I muttered, "Oh well, at least I get to see just who my true friends are." Oh how I wished I was wrong as I started to call one 'friend' after another.

A/N:

Odysseus has set his goals and now he's taking steps towards it. First up on the agenda is setting up his manufacturing base. I really don't get it why people hand wave the cost and manpower needed to manufacture and maintain tech. Jesus a car factory is expensive and yes, he could start out small but hey, why go small when you can do a bit of networking to get a big factory at the start? The problem now for him is... well, he'd need investors. Also, yes. I do want SI!Odysseus to get a Geass or atleast get CC on his side.
 
A Glitch in the Collective Consiousness: Chapter 2

SirBearington

Well-known member
Chapter 2

It was getting tiring hearing the busy signal tone from my phone. I knew getting people to onboard my plans was going to be hard, but things were proving to be far more problematic than I had anticipated. I had to take a step back and think things through before plowing forward.

My idea of getting a factory up and running to make my products was already hard enough to pitch as it was, given my lack of background in engineering, but it was further hampered by the reputation I'd accidentally earned. At least being called mad was a step up from mediocre.

As it stood, getting associated with me wasn't ideal. It wasn't as toxic as a corrupt and incompetent official, or someone that made enemies with the royal family, but it was getting there. Still, it's far better than I had expected. The emperor hadn't made any damning comments about me, but he also hasn't given any statement supporting me; not bad but also not good.

There were still people that would support me, people that were willing to lend an ear. I still had followers and allies that had not fully abandoned me, as the list of prospective investors in my laptop could attest to. This, however, brings me to another problem of mine. Turns out, sorting through all the contacts was harder than it looked.

Frustrated by it all, I decided to turn my focus to the codes I've been working on. The echoes of my typing echoing in my room and the silent hum of my air conditioning reminded me of one of the consequences of my now toxic reputation.

Glancing to the side, I stared at the empty desk once occupied by my, or rather Odysseus's, secretary lay empty along with so many more desks of the people that supported the humanitarian projects that are now effectively defunct. The letters of resignation sitting beside my laptop were demoralizing, but it was a reminder that I have no one working for me.

I pushed away from my laptop and spun around in my office chair. I could write a simple VI to sort through all the calls, but it wasn't enough. It was just a stap gap which could become obsolete real quick once a real person gets hired. I could turn to AI, but that brought another problem.

Writing code all by myself is hard and mind numbingly boring. I could do it… but as I stared at the lines after lines of code filling my screen, I realized that it would take days, time that I might not have. I needed things quick. Besides, why should I waste days trying to write a custom AI to be my secretary when I could just… hire one?

I kinda need people so that I could have someone to talk to as well. I wouldn't want to actually go insane, or sound insane, from the lack of social interactions. My own Cortana would be cool, but people with actual opinions are nice. There's also the fact that an AI wouldn't have a physical body just yet, which would even take on more time. Maybe I was being lazy, but to hell with it. I admit, I want eye candy and by god I'm going to get myself some eye candy.

I had an entire office space rented out, and funded by Schneizel which is something that I needed to change soon, and it's empty. That needed to change. I didn't need all the chairs filled out, however, I just needed someone to fill the role as my secretary.

Pushing myself back to my computer, I saved my progress and tossed it inside a folder for later use once I have actual time. Stopping myself from just jumping into another project as soon as I found a popular search engine… and this world's version of Linkedin, the fact that it existed was a welcome relief with all the flip phones around. I started working on my job listing right after recovering my old account, a surprisingly painful process given how early in life the internet was.

As the old secretary didn't leave any notes behind, and sorting through all the computers would be a pain for my profile, I had to call customer support. It took me a couple of minutes, and a very annoying series of calls, as I got passed up higher in the chain of customer support who decided that they weren't paid enough for this to confirm that I am indeed Odysseus eu Britannia, but I got my account in the end.

The actual process of getting my account back took longer than it took me to get my job posting up. I had considered just making it a public listing, but I decided against it. There's simply too much trouble in shouting about it to the greater public.

One, having it be associated with me might intimidate those that were competent but would be too scared to work with someone high profile. The other thing is that everyone and their mother would apply for this job. I already had problems sorting through all the calls I'd made earlier, no need to drown myself in applications. There's also the fact that those that would apply could become ears for another person in politics, and I'd rather not have a rat onboard the ship I'd be sailing.

Still, the job listing wouldn't be entirely foolproof. The fact that I'm going to my once vacant office everyday now could tip people off that I'll need some workers. The location of the building alone would hint at the job I'm offering, along with the salary and benefits. Still, it was "competitive" enough that it wasn't overly generous but good enough that there should be some bites.

It didn't take long for some people to bite at the offer; even if I had to scramble to make a voice changer, as I'd foolishly forgotten that my voice would be quite recognizable. I did manage to schedule several interviews for the prospective employees once that was done, though.

I also had to make a spelling and grammar VI to check for errors and kick those with horrible resumes out, but I was going to make this VI anyways so it wasn't time wasted. Maybe a VI to filter through the pictures? Let's put a big maybe on that.
Considering the job listing was made on the internet, which, while familiar, was still strange and alien to my eyes; there were still so many niches I could fill, so many gadgets I could make, so many games that could be crafted. This was just too exciting. I was getting ahead of myself, however. I need to focus and get myself a secretary.

With the interviews set, I just had to make an exam to filter out the undesirables. Problem was that I didn't know where to start with that. I could get a personality exam made up, but for the actual secretarial tasks I might need the opinion of an expert, and I just know exactly who to call. Do I really want to call them though? I wanted to hire someone on my own, specifically so I could be independent, but I'm not yet ready.

Taking a look at the pile of resignation letters, as well as the list of contacts I'd managed to cobble up, I decided to swallow my pride and called in Schneizel. Grabbing the phone and pressing physical buttons took quite a while compared to the touch screens of my time but I finally got my call as the dial tone rang.

"Come on… pick up, pick up." I muttered as I glanced at the night sky of Pendragon. While I did hate the brutalist structure of this hive city, it did reduce its light pollution footprint by a large margin. Plus it made office spaces and apartments that have sunlight access more premium.

Finally, the call went through and I was greeted by a pissed Schneizel. "G-god damn it Odysseus, is this really the appropriate time to call?" My brother asked. He did sound a bit out of breath but I chalked it off as just him being tired from all the day's work.

"I'm really sorry for this but can I borrow your secretary for a bit? I need his help," I asked. I then heard someone sputtering and coughing in the background. "...Is everything ok there?"

Schneizel took a deep breath before sighing and asking, "... why?"

This might have been probably a bad time, but there's no way out now, "I need an expert when it comes to secretarial work to help me design a test to weed out the candidates I have for my new secretary position." Schneizel had the right idea when it came to having a right hand man to support him and I wanted my own Kanon.

"Ah yes, right. Your staff left..." He muttered out before I heard the rustling of clothes from across the line, "You know, you could just ask me for one right?"

"I know, but I kinda didn't want to bother you that much? Hey, I already have a list of candidates and I just needed this tiny bit of help before I got out of your hair," I replied. I'd also rather not have a right hand woman with split loyalties. Was I being a bit paranoid? Yes. Was being paranoid around people in Code Geass a bad thing? No.

I was met with silence for a bit before finally Schneizel answered back, "... fine. Kanon, you take over from here."

I then heard the familiar voice of Kanon speaking through the line though a bit hoarse, "Hello?"

"Yo Kanon, how's it going?" I greeted back, leaning back on my chair as I opened up another empty document file to write things down.

"Good evening your highness and I'm doing… fine," The man replied a bit peeved but totally understandable at the time. "Now, I assume you're looking for a competent right hand man, right?" He then asked

"Well, right hand woman, but more or less yes," I answered back.

I heard Kanon sigh at the end of the line before he replied, "Ok, here's what I need you to do for your exam, your highness…"

Sipping my hot cup of coffee, I leaned back in my swivel chair and watched from the safety of my main office as the applicants streamed into the conference room I'd retrofitted to become my exam room. While I did my best to hide the seals of my office and coat of arms, from the looks of awe and excitement it was clear that some had an inkling on who they might be working for, but I didn't let that deter me.

With my drones flying around, I had eyes everywhere with VI's to identify movement. It was a bit overwhelming, but this could serve me well when I tossed this to an engineering team that I would eventually hire to fix things, or rather who my Secretary would hire as I'd be offloading a lot of office work on them while I do my tinkering.

"Good morning everyone, I hope you're all having a good day," I greeted with my voice scrambled, "As a reminder, all three tests for the job application will be done today, so if anyone wants to back out now the door is open," None chose to stand. I smiled, but now I wonder how'd they react to the real test.

"Good, the exams will start as soon as all papers are handed out. No one read the papers until the signal is given." My voice rang out from my drones as more of them streamed into the room.

I watched eagerly as they took their seats and were presented with the task Kanon and I made for them. It was the first of three tests and it might just be the greatest filter of them all, the written test. At the sight of the drones carrying stacks upon stacks of paper, I already had some bowing out. Unfortunately, they didn't even try; but what use would I have for such people?

Looking down at the hefty pile of paper in my other hand, I was a bit apprehensive at the test that Kanon whipped up for me. At several inches thick, it did look a bit too much, but the man assured me that this was just at the edge of what a competent Secretary could do within an hour and, indeed, the applicants were given an hour; but it wouldn't be enough. Every last question was possible to answer, but the test was which ones they'd answer first.

"You have an hour to finish the task at hand to the best of your abilities, begin!" And with that, pens started flying the pages. As the examiners filtered through the exam, one thing was to be clear and that it was just barely at the edge of being possible. Yes, someone like Kanon could finish this exam, but they were outliers. This wasn't just an exam to test one's competence but how they'd react given such a task.

I could already hear muttering of dismay and complaints already and I made note on who those are. The number of candidates were already dropping fast, but not fast enough. Now the question is, how many would remain?

A/N:

Odysseus immediately runs into his first problem, he doesn't have employees or even a secretary for that matter. He kinda had a soft reset on a lot of things and he has to pick up the pieces and the first piece he wants is well... a secretary. As you can see... he kinda wants eye candy and he's a bit of a lazy fuck. He'd rather just grab something that already exist rather than make it unless it actively interest him. Also, thoughts on the software he's making~? He's making so many valuable tools, tools he could start renting out. There's also the alien/primitive internet. Flip fucking phones... yeah, a smart phone would blow the entire market apart especially since he can just make all the apps needed to give it a base number of apps.
 
A Mew Hope In Brockton Bay: Prologue

SirBearington

Well-known member
Prologue:

Taylor has had it with school, so today she was going to end it all. From the very start of High School to the day she triggered, there was not a single day that the trio had relented in their campaign to ruin her life. From simple teasing, all the way up to the locker, she could proudly say she experienced it all!

If they wanted her to die, The Trio almost had what they wanted. Even now she felt weak and lethargic, her limbs shaking as she clutched onto the small tube filled with stem cells for her dear life in the vain hope that several weeks of preparation and meticulous planning would not go to waste. Thankfully, her hands did not falter as she dumped the organic slurry down into the glowing pink vat before her.

To add insult to injury, it was as if nothing happened at all. Yes, the school paid for her medical fees and made sweet promises for the bullying to stop, and for a moment she was hopeful. There in that bed, she finally got to think and she thought things would change if she just talked things out, but the moment she got back to Winslow it was back to square one.

Furiously rubbing her eyes with her wrist, doing her best to avoid getting the caustic chemicals still stuck to her gloves in them, she poured out her heart and soul in one last act of spite, "I am done, I am through, I am just sick of it all," She whispered as she hurriedly mixed the caustic and unstable brew in the ruined cooking pot she'd found in the dump, mindful of all the noise she made and pausing every time she heard a sound from outside.

Her father might have been absent from her life, but that didn't mean he wouldn't get concerned when he smelled the fumes coming from her brew. Her makeshift fume hood could only take so much before it became too noisy to operate. If she had a proper lab she wouldn't have to worry about it, but it wasn't like that could ever happen considering what she had.

"Why can't things go my way for once?" She gritted out as she stumbled towards her desk, her shaking hands trying to find that last component she needed to add to the volatile mix, before pausing as her hands happened upon an old picture frame where two young girls stood, arms across each other's shoulders while both of them held onto butterfly nets and jars to hold their catch.

Old memories flashed by and reminded her of more innocent times, which brought a smile to her face. She could still remember it clearly, those summers where she and Emma would go out trying to collect butterflies and other insects, trying to one up each other, but those times were long gone, never to be seen again after she changed.

"I fucking trigged because of you." Growling, she grabbed the frame and aimed at the open window before she caught herself. She'd wake up her father if she threw the frame outside. Slowly, she set it back face down so she would no longer be reminded of the friend that the monster in her school killed.

The only consolation prize she had from the incident was that now she had powers. Though, looking back at the cauldron, maybe calling it more of a curse would be more appropriate. After all, would one really call being able to make monsters a power worth having?

Pocket Monsters

Shaking her head, clearing it of the voice of God, she returned to the task at hand. It wouldn't take long before she finally found the last ingredient to her brew, a set of Lithium Ion Batteries or, rather, the metal inside.

Guided by the powers gifted to her, she peeled off the metal casing before casually dropping its contents inside the vat without fear of what could happen. Thankfully, her powers had yet to lie to her as it did not explode and give her a bath of biohazards. With that final ingredient, the contents of the cauldron stilled, stabilizing as life grew inside.

Looking down upon the thickening goo, she couldn't help but grimace. This was her power and how terrible they were to behold. They were strong yes, terrifying even, yet she would rather have been stuck controlling mere insects if it meant she didn't have to deal with the implications of her power, "Now I'm stuck with Nilbog's power, fuck my life."

As a young girl she'd dreamed of being a hero. She'd dreamed of becoming the next Alexandria, flying high and punching the villains away. She wanted to be the hero that everyone wanted to celebrate, but here she was with her witch's brew.

Pulling out two rods, each attached to a crude circuit board, and stuck them into the vat of still fluid. Hooking it up to a, near empty, car battery and the gaudy phone that came with her powers, she watched as electricity danced across the wires; the mixture seizing and moving on its own now.

Normally, what powers one got was entirely out of their control, but not for her. In her moment of weakness, a powerful being came to her in a dream, bearing the form of a glowing white Llama. He claimed her world was dying and he needed a brave soul to save it. Whether it was her desperation to be a hero or the pain killers coursing through her veins, she accepted without so much as a passing complaint, so now she was stuck with all the knowledge of a world filled with Pocket Monsters… and how to make them.

"Maybe I should have just gone to the other side," She laughed hollowly as she felt cold and dead inside. She was already halfway there before Arceus kicked her back down.

"Does he even know what he gave me?" She muttered as she sat down, her shoulders sagging as she reached up to cover her face, "Shouldn't he have known about Nilbog?" She whispered, dragging her palm across her face before she turned and watched as the programs showed her how long before her first… and maybe last creation, the ultimate life form, comes to life.

Maybe she could have explained things to Arceus, but would he even listen? Maybe she could have gone to the PRT for support, but she knew damn well what they'd do to her, "One ticket to the birdcage please," She chuckled. That would be the fate of all biotinkers after all, especially ones that could make self replicating monsters.

She hated it, she hated everything; her powers, this city, her life… so what was there to do but end it all? Why not end it all with a bang? Arceus gave her a power that would only make her a villain? Then so be it, she'd become a villain, the greatest villain this world had ever seen.

As the timer approached zero, the now solid brew heaved, rising up and floating in the air under its own power. The air trembled as she felt the pressure her creation exerted on the very fabrics of reality. She could feel them, their masculine voice echoing in her head as they slowly became whole. So engrossed was she that she almost missed her phone ringing in her listless hands.

Looking down, she could see his judging looks and disapproving gaze, as her patron decided to call her there and then, but she chose to ignore it, not when her end was already near. She called upon this particular pokemon despite the danger they brought, she made them knowing what terrible calamity they'd bring. If only things worked out…

As the pressure hit a crescendo, with the house and neighborhood shaking, she knew it was time. The only regret she held there and then was that she couldn't visit her mothers grave one last time. Reaching out to the glowing sphere, she whispered, calling to her creation, speaking their name for the first time, "Mewtwo."

She expected to be crushed under a wave of psychic might, or even be flung away, but it would not be as the sphere popped, disappearing in the blink of an eye like it was a soap bubble leaving nothing behind, "No!" She cried, turning off her crude device to check its contents and found that there was not even a single trace of the goop she made.

Sinking to her knees, she whispered, "All those weeks, so many countless nights… gone." She could feel heart sink as tears welled up in her eyes once more. Things had not gone right and, this time, it was her own damn fault.

Just as all seemed lost, she felt the briefest touch against her nose.

"Boop!" A soft and androgynous voice called out to her, making her pause as she looked up and beheld a small pink creature floating on its own power. "Hah, gotcha. Sorry about that, I was just messing with you. Thought you failed with your experiments, huh?" The creature spoke playfully as they flew around. She knew what type of pokemon stood before her, after all, she was trying to bring forth its far stronger brother into this world.

"Welp, you succeeded alright," The creature's laughter rang, mocking her for her failed efforts to summon its far stronger brethren, "Or, rather, Arceus tweaked things a bit because you wouldn't answer. Almost killed yourself there by summoning Mewtwo so early, but no worries, I'll be your helping guide or my name isn't Mew!... or that's my name now at least after Arceus nudged me out of my afterlife to this, but semantics semantics," Mew added, spinning around as if he and his true master had not just wiped months of progress towards her revenge.

"So not even he would let me go," She whispered as she just sobbed, openly weeping at just how unfair things were. Nothing really ever went right for her. Everything felt hollow, her heart pushed beyond pain that all she felt was nothing.

She then froze as she felt a soft fuzzy thing latch onto her, hugging her tightly as the smallest paws stroked her hair, "It's alright, everything is going to be alright," He whispered to her as sobs wracked her body, "I don't know what truly happened here, but whatever it is, I'll be here to help you out ok? Just focus on me."

For the first time in months she felt warmth and she latched on to him, just hugging him tightly, afraid that if she ever let go he'd disappear, "We'll get through this together, got it Taylor?"


A/N:

Taylor needs a fucking hug. Also, would you believe this chapter also has a shitty parody song made with it? I'm surprised that Taylor doesn't have a version of that song so here's my take of it if Taylor has a Pokemon Biotinker powers


I'll Quit Becoming A Hero
By Taylor Hebert


I am done, I am through I am just sick of it all
Why can't things go my way for once in my life?
Fuck this shit, screw it all, I triggered cause of you.
Now I'm stuck with Nilbogs power, fuck my life

When I triggered I thought I'd be Alexandria,
Flying high and punching hard
Being the hero for everyone.
But all I get was this witches brew,

Now I can't even help anyone
Showing off would only get me killed
The PRT is sure to help,
But will they help a biotinker?

Why is god a llama floating up in the sky
And what did I do to have him kick me back
I hate tinkering, I really truly do,
Well I know one way to end this, I'll
Just be a villain,
Just become a villain

I am done, I am through, I am just sick of it all!
If you wanted me to be a villain then fine by me!
I am done, I am through, I'm taking you all with me!
I'm going to unleash Mewtwo on all of you!

I am done, I am through, Why can't things be good?
Every time things look up, I'm kicked down.
I am done, I am through, I'll just take you all with me
 
Call to Adventure: Prologue [D&D White Dragon SI]

SirBearington

Well-known member
Hit the Ground Flying

The world of Faerun, a forgotten realm lost to time. A land which held wonders and riches the likes of which one could only dream about. A land of epic fantasy where tales and stories were conjured up by brilliant and adventurous minds with nothing but pen and paper. Such tales echoed throughout the ages, becoming legends that became staples in fictional worlds.

Indeed, it was a place that one could only dream of becoming part of, a place where one could be everything and anything could happen. It was just a fantasy… until I found myself whisked away from my comfortable life.

What adventure awaited me on the other side? Was I born a peasant? A noble perhaps? Maybe even one of the many magical races of which called this land their home? As much as I wished otherwise, I found myself born to a far more brutal fate. My adventure began not with fanfare but with whimpers as I cowered inside my egg.

I laid low, eyes wide opened as I stared through small gaps in the fragile shell that protected me. There outside stood a great beast, a dragon whose scales were white as snow and whose dagger filled mouth dripped with fresh blood. I could only watch as the dragon, my mother, loomed over another egg as a white dragon hatchling pushed itself out before being struck, eaten without mercy.

I could only screw my eyes shut so much and pressed my clawed yet feeble hands against my ears as I tried to drown out the terrible crunch I heard outside. Where was I? Why was I inside this egg? Had I become a hatchling as well? These thoughts swirled around inside my head as I forced my eyes open.

As the earth shook and the dragon loomed over my neighbor, one thought came to my mind; I needed to get out, I needed to run away. With all the strength my feeble body could muster I pushed myself up before bursting through the thin shell separating me from the world outside. I was free and, as luck would have it, so too was my neighbor.

Blood sprayed across my body as mother chomped down on them. I cried in terror, a high pitch squeal to my own ears, as I scrambled out, breaking through the shell as I leapt out of the nest and down to the icy ground. Clawed feet found purchase on the packed and snowy floor. I had found myself inside a dark frozen cave and Mother was in hot pursuit as I scampered to the only source of light I could see.

With my tail tucked between my legs, I felt Mother chomp down behind me, her cold breath spurring me onwards as I made my escape. I felt my blood run cold as she roared, demanding that I come back to her, but I kept going, knowing that every second I stayed in the cave would bring me closer to my doom.

Dodge!

Stop!

Duck!


My blood screamed at me, forcing my body to move on its own as I danced around Mother's terrible bite. My tiny heart hammered away inside my chest, terror gripping my heart as her pillar-like legs slammed down beside me and shook the very earth beneath my feet. Ice and snow kicked up and rained around me with each bite that came close to ending my short and terrible life so far. I did not stop, daring not to think what could happen if I did, as I ran towards the light.

Maybe it was luck, maybe it was sheer chance alone, but with one final leap I cleared the cave's entrance and beheld a mountain range overlooking a fertile and verdant evergreen forest below. Far beyond that, I could see great towering castles and rolling fields covered in snow. So far up was I in the sky I swore I could see the very coast itself. I found my breath taken away as I glided, my wings stretching instinctively, while my eyes took sight of my surroundings.

Beautiful

That train of thought wouldn't last long as a great roar echoed behind me before I felt cold. My body screamed, or maybe it was my own voice crying out, as a deep chill slammed into me like a great big punch. Buffeted by this icy chill, I spun out of control as frost formed over my wings, weighing me down until I couldn't hold myself aloft any longer.

No! No! No! I screamed as I fell down, tumbling through the cold and unforgiving sky as I fell to my doom. Entirely at the mercy of the winds, I was tossed around, careening uncontrollably as my limbs refused to move, far too cold and encased in ice to do so.

This couldn't be the end! I'd escaped my own mothers maw only to fall to my death. But, as I saw the fast approaching ground below me with the tops of the evergreens jutting out like spikes, I felt a sense of ease, like nothing truly mattered as I approached the end. It was almost funny, really, to have myself reborn but ending up with a monster of a mother, escaping her maw until she decided to freeze me as one last act of spite. I was given hope only for it to be taken away at the very end like some grand cosmic joke.

As I hit the tree tops, slamming through the branches, I was introduced to pain. My light body struck the branches hard, breaking through them despite my weight. My bones creaked as my world devolved to chaotic swirls of green and brown, interspersed with branches slamming into my stomach and driving the breath out of me.

It felt like an eternity before I landed atop a cushion of deep snow, breaking my fall as I came to a stop. I groaned, my body a pile of sad bruised flesh and aching bones, unable to push myself up. I felt pain… yet deep in my guts, I knew that it was good for it meant I survived, I lived!

Despite the miraculous escape, I was still in a world of pain. I could already feel my frayed consciousness drifting, overwhelmed by my aching body. As the minutes passed, I felt the adrenaline in my veins waning, my awareness slipping as I grew groggy.

The snow felt like a thick blanket around me, lulling me to sleep. I could barely fight my leaden eyes as they slowly closed shut, but should I even fight it? Buried deep beneath meters of snow, I felt at ease, like I knew that no one would find my now diminutive form. Maybe… Maybe I could sleep. Thus I closed my eyes and I knew no more.

A/N:

Finally got to writing this fic after telling myself that I should write a D&D fic to pay homage to the source of my pen name and wasn't this a fun little bit sized piece of work. Easy to plot and easy to write, this fic really reminds me that maybe I should cut down on the words for my chapters and keep it tiny? What do you think? Do you like my chapters longer or shorter?
 

SirBearington

Well-known member
The Great Forest

I woke up with a gasp as I found myself in darkness, entombed beneath loosely packed snow. For a moment I flailed around, my tiny heart hammering away as I struggled against the cold embrace of the elements around me before I remembered.

I froze, curling up as a rush of memories came flooding into me. My untimely rebirth into this new world, Mother's betrayal, her insatiable hunger and the cries of my siblings, all of it came back along with far more.

Foreign memories start rushing in, my head aching as I remembered a thousand hunts and lives, off the great forest and the mountains and a shining city up in the sky. It was all too much, eating away at my mind and my very sense of self was slipping away. I could no longer take it.

"No! Stop!" I cried, screwing my eyes shut close as I pushed them away, burying them deep, until I I was left with nothing but blissful silence.

I stayed there motionless, feeling the cold air fill my lungs while my heart settled down. Opening my eyes once more, I found my snowy tomb once again. Shifting, my clawed feet felt hard ground beneath me. Oh how close I was to becoming a mere splatter upon the cold and unforgiving earth.

Still, despite the comfort I felt by being wrapped snugly in loose ice, my stomach would remind me that I had yet to eat. With it growling, I clawed my way out of my safe space, six limbs working in concert as I shot out from cover to be greeted by a snowy wonderland illuminated by the morning sun.

Like a scene straight out of a children's fantasy book, I was greeted by towering evergreen trees with branches weighed down by snow and icicles with great redwoods devoid of leaves interspaced between them. Birds chirped as they flew overhead, their songs filling the silent forest around me. With the gentle light of the sun shining through the sparse canopy, warmth and energy coursed through my veins.

Instinctively, my wings spread out, catching what little rays of sunlight shone through this wonderfully clear day. I felt it on my scales, bathing me with its warmth. It was peaceful, yet the cries of other animals soon alerted me of foxes and whatever other creatures that remained.

Beneath the gigantic trees, I realized I was either in a forest of giants or I was just that truly tiny. Looking down, small paws greeted me. Blue-white and almost translucent scales covering them. Fluttering atop me was another set of limbs, my own wings, and behind me coiled a long and lustrous tail covered by a short ridge.

Reaching up, I felt my snout and my tiny needle-like teeth already poking through. Up on my head small nubs of horns curved back as well what felt like the start of a tall mohawk like fin. It felt strange, touching the membrane, feeling more like hair than a flap of skin, but I didn't question it too much.

There was a great big snap before a heavy thud landed just beside me. There, just a few paces away, was a large icicle that had just broken off, its reflective surface calling to me. Cautiously I approached it, now mindful of the spiky death from above, before grabbing hold of the object. Wiping it clear of snow, I beheld my own reflection staring back at me. It was not a man that starred back, but a small, lizard-like creature.

Standing there, I could scarcely believe it. I touched my face, exploring every inch of it in the mirror yet it did not change. It seemed that I had indeed become a dragon. Which should have been obvious enough, given how I haven't frozen to death, in retrospect.

Snorting, I wandered off, my white wings tucked close to my body. I was a dragon, but what use would that be if my stomach was empty. The problem was, where would I find food?

Hear the rodents beneath the ice, the fluttering hearts of squirrels in their homes, of rabbits scampering around, the bleating of goats. Food was plenty in the Great Forest, teeth sharp to kill and maul-!

I blinked as memories filtered through, this time far more restrained than last. Looking around, I could sense potential food already, their scents lingering despite the forest seeming devoid of life. There was much food to be had, one just had to find it.

With a smile on my face, I sauntered away, my head held high as I could see my meal now. I would be eating like a king today!

With a roar (it was not a squeak damn it all!) I leapt up high in the air, before diving down on the snow. Guided by instinct and hunger, I buried deep into the bank, my snout sniffing for the tiny morsel hidden within and ears searching for their panicked squeaking, before I snapped my jaws hard. Feeling their struggles in my jaw, I pulled my prey out, a tiny vole, and shocked it; breaking its neck in my mouth.

Dropping it on the ground, I prodded it and cleaned it a bit before chomping down, tearing at its flesh and swallowing bits and pieces of it. I grimaced as a particularly furry piece slid down my throat, but none went to waste. It was admittedly not a good meal, or even a palatable one, but the blood provided it with much needed flavor and reminded me of sweetened meats; probably from its diet.

Blanching and eating some fresh snow to spit out the fur still left in my mouth, I sat back and before my stomach grumbled once more. It had been weeks since I had fallen down into the valley, yet I had yet to see the edge of the forest. In fact, I had yet to see any signs of life aside from the occasional rabbits and rodents along with some stray birds. I had yet to find any other monster, thankfully at that, but I couldn't remain complacent. Not with Mother still around.

I was always on the move, choosing to hole up in trees, but that would soon be no longer an option as I had grown. From a tiny thing that was barely a treat to a rabbit to a fox sized being. "At Least I don't have to deal with owls any more," I muttered as I scratched my neck, annoyed at how tight my skin felt; I might be due for another shedding.

With this burst of growth, though, came the unfortunate effect of hunger as my protesting stomach could attest to. Holding my rumbling stomach, I looked up to the sky and shouted, "Come on you fuckers! Give me something big and juicy! I was promised food but I've only found voles!"

That would have been the end of it, my complaints to the powers that be unheard, yet this time around someone answered. I froze as a warm rush of air washed over my back, while the sounds of hooves pawed at the ground behind me. Slowly, I turned around and there stood the largest and meanest goat I'd ever set my eyes on. I shivered as its shaggy white coat made it look bigger while its great horn loomed overhead, its beady eyes glinting with malice as it stared back into my own.

"N-nice goaty, I-I'm not a threat, just a little wyrmling passing by," I whispered as I slowly backed away, trying to appease the much bigger creature, but it was not to be. The goat bleated, standing on its hind limbs before slamming its head down right at me.

I screamed as I threw myself to the side and scrambled for purchase on the snow ground before shooting off with the randy old goat in hot pursuit, "Bad goat! Bad goat!!!" I shouted, jumping as the thing bit me on the tail, "I'm going to kill all of you if it's the last thing I do!" I screamed, howling in pain, promising pain… if I could get away.


A/N:

Our little protagonist experience his first taste of defeat and it taste like goats. How will he get away from this horned menace? But seriously, for a large cat sized dragon (He's the runt of the litter if that's not obvious), a gigantic goat is just a bad day. Why he's that small? White Dragon baby! He's already tiny by an already small dragon species standard, that means he can't out muscle most treats. This will do him good in the long run but for now? Pain and humiliation.
 
Call to Adventure: Chapter 2

SirBearington

Well-known member
My First Rival

Good news, my ancestors knew how to climb trees. Unfortunately, I had to learn that after I was chased up the canopy of an old oak(?) tree by the meanest goat I’d ever laid eyes upon. The fucker actually bit me! Me, a dragon that would one day eat its kind like chicken nuggets!

“BAH!” bleated the damn hell beast as it leaned against the trunk of the tree I was stuck on, glaring at me with that single angry eye it had.

“Fuck off!” I hissed back, baring my teeth at it and flaring my wings to scare it off to no effect. I even almost stumbled off the branch as my wings caught the wind and I had to scramble for purchase else I fell. The goat just bleated back, almost laughing me, as it pulled away from the tree before pacing around the base. For the foreseeable future, I was stuck there.

It was almost inconceivable that a mere goat, an admittedly large and intimidating one at that, would force me to flee, but there I was. I was a mother fucking dragon but I was a tiny ass dragon right now, not the blast furnace, or rather industrial chiller with legs, I could grow to become. Compared to the goat, I was pretty sure I was dog sized. That and well… I had a tiny problem at hand.

Breathing deep, I felt my icy core deep in my chest, the very forces of winter swirling inside me as it swelled up to my throat. Rearing back, I pulled in as much as I could, forcing every last bit of it up before I let loose, roaring out with the force of a thousand suns… only to start hacking as the small gust of icy wind caught in my throat. I was still unable to make a proper breath attack just yet.

Closing my eyes and gleaning from the memories of my ancestors, I saw why I couldn’t. I was the runtiest among my litter and it was a problem that we white dragons faced, which was why cannibalism was a common thing. Grimacing at that particular memory, I shifted from my perch and glared down at my… rival.

“Don’t you have better things to do?!” I shouted back, trying to get through the thick skull of the damned thing. Behind those beady little eyes was the shine of intelligence. It was definitely the reason why this thing hated me so much, “And don’t you ignore me, I know you understand me!”

“Bah!” It bleated once more before it plopped itself down beside a dead bush before glaring up at me, seemingly intent on waiting me out. It was then that my stomach's displeasure quickly made its frustration known. Growling, I held on to my stomach. There was no food up here… but that meant there was no food down there either!

Puffing my chest up and grinning, I shouted, “You’ll fucking starve before you can push me out! I’m perfectly fine up here!” I crawled down, looking through one of the empty hallows before looking down and nodding, “I have food here!” I bluffed, hoping for him to fall for it.

My rival just blinked at me before it turned and took a bite at the bushes, nibbling at the buds at the tip of the branches. Slapping myself on the face, I groaned as I crawled back up higher on the tree. How could I have forgotten, I was dealing with a goat. I was going to starve up there wasn’t I?

Looking around, I found that the branches of the tree I chose only extended so far and most of the trees around me were pine, which didn’t help. Fluttering my wings, I could only grumble at the small pitiful gust of wind I made. As it stood, I had no way off this tree.

Seeing that there was no way to get him off my tail, I just had to wait him out. Glaring down at the beast, I just hoped that I wouldn’t be stuck up there for too long. Curling around a spot which was broad enough to hold me, I tucked myself in and napped. He should have gone away after I woke up. He shouldn’t be that spiteful, right?

I waited and waited some more. Minutes turned to hours and the day turned to night. Watching the aurora’s dancing above in the clear starry night sky, I couldn’t help but feel awe at the sheer beauty of it all. It made me feel so tiny and insignificant, being under this vast array of colors, yet all I wanted there and then was to reach out and grab a star… and maybe toss it in a pile to lay atop on.

Chuckling at the silly idea, I turned and glared down at the one thing that soured the mood, the randy old goat that had decided to just make my life as miserable as it could. I underestimated just how spiteful this fucker was.

I felt my brow twitch at the sight of the goat pawing on the ground, exposing some grass for it to much on. He still refused to go away and I was getting hungrier. Going down would be a world of pain given just how bigger the goat was… but I was going to starve. What was worse was the sound that was carried on the wind.

I felt the ridge atop my spine stand up as the distant crackle of lightning echoed in the valley. There, just over the mountains, was a storm brewing and threatening to spill over into the Great Valley. It was setting my teeth on edge as I paced around, feeling all anxious at the oncoming storm. I need to get out yet… the next branch was too far away. Memories of those before me showed me again and again how flying such a distance at a young age was impossible… yet I refuse to bow down now.

Frowning, I walked up to the start of the longest and sturdiest branch and picked a tree in the distance. While my memories were useful, none of them were of a dragon that had either a human mind nor were from the runt of a litter. The weakest was always picked off because they were the lightest… but that’s exactly what I needed now, to be light.

“You can do this, you can fucking do this! You’re a dragon now, act like a fucking dragon!” I shouted, making the goat look at me as if I was the crazy one, “I’ll show you,” I muttered as crouched low, wiggling my body as I locked on to my target.

There was a tree just up ahead just barely out of reach; its branches, despite being weighed down by snow, remained unbowed. I breathed in deep, taking in the cold wind of the night and waited, feeling the winds pick up and shift as the storm cloud spilled over.

Closing my eyes, I waited, ’seeing’ the currents of air in my mind's eye as they twisted and turned, shifting before me, until I felt a gush of wind behind my back, pushing me forward.

With a war cry, I opened my eyes and sprinted ahead, my clawed feet digging into the branch as I spread my wings wide. The world below me shrank, the bleating of my enemy distant, as I leapt, landing just on the edge of the branch which bent and broke under my weight before I jumped!

With the wind in my wings, I soared, sailing through the air. I let out a whoop of joy, flapping my wings as I got closer, but trouble would soon strike. The wind died down and I found myself all on my own. “No, no, no!” I cried, flapping as hard as I could, trying to stay as aloft as I could until I crashed against the branch.

Skidding across the top, I had to grab hold before I slid off. I’d made it, I’d actually made it! “Hah! Suck it!” I shouted as I looked down at the goat in triumph. Now that I was in the tree I could actually jump to the others without much effort. I could even stay up in the canopy for as long as I wanted!

The goat stomped its legs, snorting before bleating angrily at me as it knew I was going to escape. I, for one, was content at what I’d gained; thus I gathered what snow I could before pelting the damn beast with a snowball. As angry as it was, It could no longer reach me for I was the master of the trees!

Flipping it off for good measure, I sauntered off, confident that I could take on whatever this forest could throw at me. Nothing could stop me now! But first, I needed to find shelter or make one for there was a fast approaching storm, and even my innate resistance to that cold wind would not help me against such biting blizzards.

A/N:

Our little boy takes his first steps to flight and ain't he adorable? He's not quite there yet but he could now feel the air current. He just needs to build up on the flight muscles to truly takes to the skies. For now at least, he can evade his rival until he's strong enough to challenge them. Time is all he needs. Oh by the way, there's 3 more chapters. Should I give this it's own thread cause were getting somewhere with this idea I swear :V.

You can find the next chapters here in Patreon and in my Ko-Fi. You might also want to drop by there cause I reserve Sundays for Snippets/New Ideas. I usually set up Polls around Monday so be on the look out!
 

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