Zyobot
Just a time-traveling robot stranded on Earth.
Honestly, I was torn between giving @Bear Ribs's latest batch a "Lewd!" or "Wow!" reaction. Ultimately, I went with "Ha-ha!", on account of the last one being so out of left field, that it brought an automatic laugh from me.
Replying to this bit, though:
"Death to America!" —ISIS Transgender subreddits, probably.
No, but seriously, you could swap out certain word choices here (such as "Transgender people" for "Muslims"), and it'd resemble discount ISIS propaganda that's not even halfway as slick or well-crafted as the real deal. Admittedly, their gory sadism still generates profuse shock value, but I'm low-key amazed the most gratuitously brutal terrorists active today are more charismatic than these self-mutilating lunatics are!
Replying to this bit, though:
"Death to America!" —
No, but seriously, you could swap out certain word choices here (such as "Transgender people" for "Muslims"), and it'd resemble discount ISIS propaganda that's not even halfway as slick or well-crafted as the real deal. Admittedly, their gory sadism still generates profuse shock value, but I'm low-key amazed the most gratuitously brutal terrorists active today are more charismatic than these self-mutilating lunatics are!