United States Two tropicals systems heading for the gulf coast

[Duke Nukem]

Marco and Laura: Track the Storms | The Weather Channel

Laura and Marco are moving closer to the Gulf Coast. Track them both here. - Articles from The Weather Channel | weather.com

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This is worrying


Imagine if they both turn cat 3 or higher on arival☠☠☠

 

[LordsFire]

And the 2020 memes intensify.

There was a decent-sized volcano eruption in Oceania IIRC, China's got the flooding covered, so I think 'giant meteor' and 'war' is the only thing left for apocalypse bingo?

 

[Typhonis]

Well didn't Putin threaten China or tell them he was deploying nuclear-armed ships to Vladivostock?

 

[gral]

This is worrying


Imagine if they both turn cat 3 or higher on arival☠☠☠

They won't hit quite the same place(if they even hit the US Gulf Coast). Tropical Storm Laura may(too early to tell) make landfall around New Orleans, while Tropical Depression Fourteen's path is so far headed towards Houston.

 

[Duke Nukem]

And the 2020 memes intensify.

There was a decent-sized volcano eruption in Oceania IIRC, China's got the flooding covered, so I think 'giant meteor' and 'war' is the only thing left for apocalypse bingo?

Dont forget the Zombie apocalypse or aliens invading

 

[Yinko]

Dont forget the Zombie apocalypse or aliens invading

Well, we have the government declassifying aliens, so that may come up. Don't uncross your fingers for Zombies till after the vaccines are released and prove to lack zombification agent, you never know when it's 2020.

 

[gral]

They won't hit quite the same place(if they even hit the US Gulf Coast). Tropical Storm Laura may(too early to tell) make landfall around New Orleans, while Tropical Depression Fourteen's path is so far headed towards Houston.

National Hurricane Center

Now, both storms(TD 14 is now Tropical Storm Marco) are headed for the general area of New Orleans. Marco is expected to reach it on Monday, Laura on Wednesday. Of course, this is only the current prediction.

 

[Floridaman]

National Hurricane Center

Now, both storms(TD 14 is now Tropical Storm Marco) are headed for the general area of New Orleans. Marco is expected to reach it on Monday, Laura on Wednesday. Of course, this is only the current prediction.

I have never seen anything like this, this is weird.

 

[Yinko]

I have never seen anything like this, this is weird.

Eh, look hard enough and I'm sure you'll find it referenced in some Revelations passage, or a Mayan wall carving. Given the trajectory of this year it's honestly surprising that we've gotten this far without massive natural disasters in North America.

 

[Floridaman]

Eh, look hard enough and I'm sure you'll find it referenced in some Revelations passage, or a Mayan wall carving. Given the trajectory of this year it's honestly surprising that we've gotten this far without massive natural disasters in North America.

To be fair they all seem to have been hitting China.

 

[Duke Nukem]

2020's version of two partners in crime

 

[Duke Nukem]

Imagine if they both go higher than Cat 2 💀💀💀💀

 

[Duke Nukem]

Bruh

 

[Shadow of the sky]

Bruh

That is one weird trajectory

 

[gral]

The NOAA forecast now is Laura will make landfall on western Louisiana; right now she's crossing the Haiti/Dominican Republic border. She'll go on through most of Cuba, hit the Gulf and become a hurricane shortly before making landfall. Marco is expected to become a hurricane today, with landfall still expected to be in the general area of New Orleans, but is expected to turn sharply west towards Texas and lose strength.

 

[Tzeentchean Perspective]

I can’t wait for one or two highly distressing clips from these storms making landfall to be reposted constantly by 100% legitimate American accounts on social media trying to make me think that this is the worst possible storm happening on earth right now and don’t look over at China please?

 

[LordsFire]

I can’t wait for one or two highly distressing clips from these storms making landfall to be reposted constantly by 100% legitimate American accounts on social media trying to make me think that this is the worst possible storm happening on earth right now and don’t look over at China please?

Oh? Is something hitting China now too?

 

[Duke Nukem]

B R U H

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/08/26/hurricane-laura-forecast-category-4-poses-catastrophic-threat-to-louisiana-and-texas.html

People are definitely gonna die from this

 

[Doomsought]

Remember, just because your governor has more hubris than Icarus shoved up his bum does not mean you should not evacuate. If anythign that is an indicator that you should evacuate sooner rather than later.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Do you think the media and other agencies will arbitrarily multiply the death toll of Laura a dozen times over like they did with Hurricane Maria or just double count all of the fatalities as Chinese Corona Virus deaths?