Will it blend: Extreme ROB edition.

[Agent23]

Hello,
Because of your never-ending service as his lolz-generator/henchman/guinea pig a certain ROB has decided to reward you.

He has provided you with a small box that shall let you select a minimum of 3 and a maximum of 8 entities of the same type, be that persons, objects, starships, or even whole worlds, and meld them into one, containing all the strengths of each, with pre-existing traits mutually enhancing each-other.
Then this creation of yours shall be sent on an adventure through the multiverse of your choice.
Of course, the little box will also let you watch your creation's adventures, either via holoprojector, or via the use of the HDMI port built into it.

Perhaps you want to fuse together Crysis armor, Iron Man armor, and a Hyperion phase suit, then provide it to ne Nathaniel Garro just prior to the siege of terror?

No problem!

Or perhaps you wish to combine Chuck Norris, Master Chief and Doom Slayer, then send him into your favorite zombie apocalypse?

No problem, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

 

[Agent23]

Ok, time to kick this off.

For my first act, I shall blend the Moatie homeworld, Girl Genius Earth and a random Ad-mech Forge World, as well as their populations, then deposit the resulting clusterfuck within the Babylon 5 solar system just prior to the start of the Earth-Minbari War.

Next, for all you Niven fans out there, I shall fuse 100 Moatie Watchmakers, 100 Protectors and 100 Lucky humans, then deposit them all over Earth Alliance space ten years prior to the Earth-Minbari War.

 

[The Whispering Monk]

I've been pondering this for a while, and I've decided to do a little bit different mashup.

Rand al'Thor, The Dragon Reborn, post the Cleansing of Saidin and Victory.
Superman...b/c why not have ridiculous innate power aside from Rand's ridiculous power.
And to make it sillier...I'll even add in Professor X for the Mental MoJo.

My work here is done.

 

[Bassoe]

Dalek Mac Feegle
Nac Mac Feegle durability, six-inch height, attitude towards other people's property, heavy gaelic accents and interdimensional teleportation, Dalek anatomy*, technological prowess, temperament and omnicidal xenophobia.

* A six-inch dalek with a blue chassis and red dome covered in short red spikes. The Kaled mutant inside is only around half an inch long and has blue woad tattoos.

 

[bobnik]

Dalek Mac Feegle
Nac Mac Feegle durability, six-inch height, attitude towards other people's property, heavy gaelic accents and interdimensional teleportation, Dalek anatomy*, technological prowess, temperament and omnicidal xenophobia.

* A six-inch dalek with a blue chassis and red dome covered in short red spikes. The Kaled mutant inside is only around half an inch long and has blue woad tattoos.

Minimum of three. Vogons, maybe? Just to add more layers of raw hate and bad poetry.

The Beast (Homeworld: Cataclysm), the Flood (Halo) and the Tyranids (Warhammer 40K). Drop the resultant unholiness onto Faerun, circa the Time of Troubles.

Yamato (Kantai Collection), Yamato (Arpeggio of Blue Steel), Space Battleship Yamato. Drop into Schlockiverse (mostly to annoy Petey.)

Generation 12 "Transcendence" class nanocybernetics (Perilous Waif), Laz'R'Us nanocybernetics with full combat unlock (Schlock Mercenary), Galactic Federation biotech (as made by Dr Jumbaa) (Lilo & Stitch) Injected into Emily Piggot (Worm)

 

[Agent23]

Dalek Mac Feegle
Nac Mac Feegle durability, six-inch height, attitude towards other people's property, heavy gaelic accents and interdimensional teleportation, Dalek anatomy*, technological prowess, temperament and omnicidal xenophobia.

* A six-inch dalek with a blue chassis and red dome covered in short red spikes. The Kaled mutant inside is only around half an inch long and has blue woad tattoos.

I think you need 40k Ork added in there.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

I have something you may or may not approve of, combining Konstantinos with a TES hero (maybe all of them), and the toss in some RTS commaders in to and either leave him where he is historically or drop him off during the Greek War of Independence and watch the fireworks go off either way and probably drink Turkish tears. Can't forgot to drink the tears of the people you fuck over in these situations.

 

[Agent23]

I have something you may or may not approve of, combining Konstantinos with a TES hero (maybe all of them), and the toss in some RTS commaders in to and either leave him where he is historically or drop him off during the Greek War of Independence and watch the fireworks go off either way and probably drink Turkish tears. Can't forgot to drink the tears of the people you fuck over in these situations.

Eh, killing Turks is fine, I hate Greeks too, though.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

Eh, killing Turks is fine, I hate Greeks too, though.

Eh, I can understand it, everyone in the Balkans has legitimate beef with each other, but that is eclipsed by the hate for the Turks.

 

[Agent23]

Eh, I can understand it, everyone in the Balkans has legitimate beef with each other, but that is eclipsed by the hate for the Turks.

Yeah, let us keep RL bullshit out of this.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

Yeah, let us keep RL bullshit out of this.

I agree. So on getting away from that, would combining Pelinal Whitestrake (after he has chilled out post-death) with the doomslayer and then tossing the resulting being into Goblin Slayer be fun? Or would it be more fun to blend that into GS himself?

 

[Agent23]

I agree. So on getting away from that, would combining Pelinal Whitestrake (after he has chilled out post-death) with the doomslayer and then tossing the resulting being into Goblin Slayer be fun? Or would it be more fun to blend that into GS himself?

Minimum of 3!

Throw in some Space Marine in there, like maybe Uriel Ventris.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

Minimum of 3!

Throw in some Space Marine in there, like maybe Uriel Ventris.

Maybe, I'd just toss in Henry, or make Henry the base. And by Henry, I mean the best slav "blacksmith".

Combination: I feel quite hungry...

Goblins: *confused and fearful screeching*

 

[Agent23]

Maybe, I'd just toss in Henry, or make Henry the base. And by Henry, I mean the best slav "blacksmith".

Combination: I feel quite hungry...

Goblins: *confused and fearful screeching*

No idea who Henry is, but that is not a slavic name.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

No idea who Henry is, but that is not a slavic name.

The pc from Kingdom Come Deliverance and a Czech (west slav is best slav), and like the game a fountain of memes. And some how everyone seems to know how he is in-game(probably due to a quirk in the reputation system).

 

[Agent23]

The pc from Kingdom Come Deliverance and a Czech (west slav is best slav), and like the game a fountain of memes. And some how everyone seems to know how he is in-game(probably due to a quirk in the reputation system).

Never played that so no idea.

 

[Simonbob]

The Emperor(40k), Pinky Pie(My Little Pony) and the Master(Dr Who), in 40k.

To make the TRUE party faction. Everybody parties. EVERYBODY.

 

[Agent23]

Blend a Bolo, the Andromeda Ascendant, a late-series Honorverse podnaught, an Eclipse-class SSD and an Asgard O'Neill class cruiser and chuck it into the Babylon 5 Solar System during the Battle of the Line.