You are not touching this one with a thirty three and a half foot pole.
Jane pops up and hands you a thirty-three foot, six and a half inch pole. She then gleefully dodges your attempts to smack her with said pole. Fortunately, Thanh is willing to back you up, and Jane is very expertly tripped and then smacked by a foam-bladed naginata.
Thanh is best daughter.
That weekend you have a ton of kids over in the palace, because little John is having a birthday and invited every single go kart racer and their families to the party. And the Imperial Guard has set up a massive karting track on the palace grounds winding around all the fountains and gardens for the kids to race around on.
The karting association has taken full advantage of this and has petitioned you to be allowed to bring extra karts with added safety gear for recruitment and the general public to faff about in. You decide to allow it, if they bring some suitable for adults for you and Willis to make use of.
This is, of course, totally WIllis' idea. Your dear hubby is such an incurable adrenaline junkie, unlike you and your absolutely perfect driving record.
You got about an hour warning from the Eldest, but both the Imperial Senate and the Chamber of Delegates are involved in this turd. Legislation is being pushed through by a small but extremely vocal group to eliminate the planetary governments of Griffin’s Roost and Nowy Gdansk and replace them with direct rule from governors appointed by the Imperial Senate and Chamber of Delegates, with no input from the throne.
"The regional governors now have direct control over their territories."
Oh yes, but you bastards don't have a Death Star.
[X]They want a fight? Give them a fight they’ll regret forever.
- [X] Cancelling future elections, eliminating democratic governments, and appointing themselves joint dictators for life is outright treasonous. The Crown must respond both decisively and openly -- and you've already set a precedent for exactly how it goes down from here. "Jane? You get to do the Black Rod thing again."
[X] Support