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Movie wise yeah I can see it playing out like this. This is also why people kept telling Eric D he needed to use Gondor and Arnor not the United realm in exile because otherwise it was a stomp fic and he kept insisting that nah it wasn't until he realized and just gave up.

Yeah, you know the whole fight Gandalf had with the Balrog? It looked like a hurricane to joe blow farmers a hundred miles away. prior to that Frodo confuses a duel between Gandalf and a bunch of ring wraiths with a thunderstorm when he's a day or two away from his spot. Arwen didn't summon the...

They spent a literal millennia fighting dudes who could pull off cavalry charges with armored elephants the size of humpback whales and managed to hold them off. The fat ass and the prince of Dol Armorth also had cavalry, heavy cavalry in fact and fat boy's horse were no joke. I'd need to reread...

The average Gondorian is stronger than the average baseline human, has better equipment than anything the Mongols have ever faced and are led by a guy who can reduce Genghis to a dribbling coma patient in the span of a single parley who has the ability to spy on him from thousands of miles away...

Put the Mongols against Westeros, it's a far more even match up and it was always hilarious watching ASOIF fan boys on SB seethe over it.

He loses. Badly. There's no been there and done that with cities founded by Numenor, the walls of Minas Tirith required sorcery to breach and Isengard itself was beyond even the Ents ability to damage. These are the same people that built a kind of magical napalm that had a kiloton of force...