Netflix Conan the Barbarian (Series)

[Culsu]

In case you weren't still certain if 2020 was a year designed in hell, Netflix apparently has picked up a deal for a Conan tv series. Yeah. Netflix. Conan. We're going to get woke Conan. Because there's no chance in hell we'll actually get a faithful adaption of the stories and universe. Great....

 

[Tryglaw]

Yeah, she'll be a strong woman of color...

I wonder how many LGBT-LPG-TDI-QWERTY checkboxes they'll check...

 

[Husky_Khan]

Yeah, she'll be a strong woman of color...

I wonder how many LGBT-LPG-TDI-QWERTY checkboxes they'll check...

No No NOOOO!

He's Conan of Cimmeria! He's supposed to be impregnating strong women of color (any color really) FFS...😭😡

 

[Tryglaw]

No No NOOOO!

He's Conan of Cimmeria! He's supposed to be impregnating strong women of color (any color really) FFS...😭😡

We've had Conan the Barbarian and Conan the Destroyer, we just might get Conan the Intersectional...


Edit: This reminds me of a Netfilx meme: a (completely) black cat, undersigned: "Garfield, Netflix adaptation."

 

[Terthna]

Yeah, she'll be a strong woman of color...

I wonder how many LGBT-LPG-TDI-QWERTY checkboxes they'll check...

I doubt it will be as overt as all that, but I would not be surprised if the show featured rampant condemnation of masculinity in men, side-by-side with glorification of it in women.

 

[ATP]

Yeah, she'll be a strong woman of color...

I wonder how many LGBT-LPG-TDI-QWERTY checkboxes they'll check...

And instead slaing demons and saing "by Crom" she would help demons fight bad humans.And say "By Marx"

 

[CarlManvers2019]

Currently reading Chronicles of Conan, it interestingly enough actually re-adapts other REH stories to become Conan ones

They’re gonna turn Red Sonja/Sonya of Rogatino(from Hyrkania)into a black girl

She’s a redhead