Happy Fourth of July 2022!

[Captain X]

 

[Husky_Khan]

Some folx had a bit too much fun on the Fourth of July.

 

[Husky_Khan]

I don't know why I posted such a negative story.

Here's a beautiful All American Story that also happened this July 4th.

Renowned Hot Dog Eating Champion Joey Chestnut was almost twenty wieners into a sixty plus sausage fest when some fragile Soy Based Protestors stepped between him and his plate of Nathan's Hot Dogs...

Then this happened.



HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM DUDE.

And you know what's truly chilling about all of this... HE HAD THE HOT DOGS IN HIS HAND THE WHOLE TIME!!!

MFer here is snapping necks like a Person snaps a Slim Jim.

I never thought of Competitive Eaters as like Badass level Professional Athletes like in Hockey or Rugby or something but Damn...

And did you see that Death Stare? It was like a Lion eyeballing some dumbass (Vegan) Hyena clowning in front of the carcass he just killed.

Joey was like "Oh I see you standing between me and my food. I guess you've willingly chosen death."

*Casually Twists Betas Head Off With Nathan Hot Dog Fueled Strength Before Continuing to Eat Hot Dogs As Before*

"Oh is he still alive? Om nom nom. That's nice. Om nom nom."

 

[bintananth]

I don't know why I posted such a negative story.

Here's a beautiful All American Story that also happened this July 4th.

Renowned Hot Dog Eating Champion Joey Chestnut was almost twenty wieners into a sixty plus sausage fest when some fragile Soy Based Protestors stepped between him and his plate of Nathan's Hot Dogs...

Then this happened.



HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM DUDE.

And you know what's truly chilling about all of this... HE HAD THE HOT DOGS IN HIS HAND THE WHOLE TIME!!!

MFer here is snapping necks like a Person snaps a Slim Jim.

I never thought of Competitive Eaters as like Badass level Professional Athletes like in Hockey or Rugby or something but Damn...

And did you see that Death Stare? It was like a Lion eyeballing some dumbass (Vegan) Hyena clowning in front of the carcass he just killed.

Joey was like "Oh I see you standing between me and my food. I guess you've willingly chosen death."

*Casually Twists Betas Head Off With Nathan Hot Dog Fueled Strength Before Continuing to Eat Hot Dogs As Before*

"Oh is he still alive? Om nom nom. That's nice. Om nom nom."

That's three indigenous African tribesmen - one of whom has a bit of salt in his pepper - who are outnumbered 5-6:1 by lions casually strolling up to them and stealing some of what they're chowing down on.

The pride of lions gave those guys a very wide berth because they'd really rather not deal with that bit of nonsense.

Do not place yourself between someone and their lunch. You will regret it.