News of the Amused

[Husky_Khan]

A thread for the funny stories that aren't newsworthy enough for their own threads but still amusing.

Rail workers suspended after 'man cave' found under railway

Authorities were tipped off anonymously and were told the workers would "hang out and get drunk and party" in the room.

news.sky.com

Someone NARC'd on them for converting an old locksmiths closest beneath Grand Central Station into a 'Man Cave' complete with a television, futon, microwave and more.

 

[f1onagher]

They're Union workers anyway, whats the big deal?

 

[Husky_Khan]

Costco is dropping popular coconut milk after allegations of monkey labor, PETA says

Costco joins Walgreens, Food Lion, Giant Food and Stop & Shop in removing the coconut milk from shelves.

www.today.com

Another bananas story...

 

[PsihoKekec]

A thread for the funny stories that aren't newsworthy enough for their own threads but still amusing.

Rail workers suspended after 'man cave' found under railway

Authorities were tipped off anonymously and were told the workers would "hang out and get drunk and party" in the room.

news.sky.com

Someone NARC'd on them for converting an old locksmiths closest beneath Grand Central Station into a 'Man Cave' complete with a television, futon, microwave and more.

Fucking snitches, ruining everything

 

[Abhorsen]

Costco is dropping popular coconut milk after allegations of monkey labor, PETA says

Costco joins Walgreens, Food Lion, Giant Food and Stop & Shop in removing the coconut milk from shelves.

www.today.com

Another bananas story...

Also, don't buy food from Africa. They use forced cow labor to plow fields!

 

[Husky_Khan]

‘Baby Shark’ surpasses ‘Despacito’ to become most-watched YouTube video

Catchy children’s ditty “Baby Shark” has become the most-watched video on YouTube ever, with more than 7.04 billion views. Recorded by South Korean company Pinkfong, the video has…

nypost.com

Baby Shark is the greatest song of all time according to Populism. Those South Koreans keep cranking out the hits!

 

[PsihoKekec]

Going down the list of the most watched YT videos, the number five is the first one I actually find likable.

 

[ShadowArxxy]

Also, don't buy food from Africa. They use forced cow labor to plow fields!

PETA are raging ideological lunatics, always have been, and probably always will be.

 

[PsihoKekec]

Is it me or is PETA almost invisible for the last four years? It's like the anti-Trump activism sucked out all the spoiled middle class brats that they rely on for the footwork.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

PETA are raging ideological lunatics, always have been, and probably always will be.

PETA kills most of the animals in their “care”

Last defence I heard for that is that almost all those animals are horribly diseased and maimed

 

[Husky_Khan]

Idaho Falls man, two others in hot water after chickens found in Yellowstone hot spring - East Idaho News

MAMMOTH HOT SPRINGS, Wyoming — An Idaho Falls man and two others were in hot water after being found with cooking pots and two chickens in a thermal area of Yellowstone National Park. A ranger received reports on Aug. 7 that a group was hiking toward Shoshone Geyser Basin with cooking pots, a...

www.eastidahonews.com

Ngl... Doesn't sound like that great a way to cook chicken... Despite its novelty. Maybe they were going to do it sous vide style though and found just the right temperature hot spring. 😋

 

[Husky_Khan]

German court rules that techno is music, meaning clubs receive tax break

Nightclubs in Germany have been paying 19% VAT on ticket sales whereas traditional music venues only seven per cent, but that has now changed

www.nme.com

Still doesn't mean Eminem is wrong about techno though.. even if it is considered music now.

 

[Pocky Balboa]

Idaho Falls man, two others in hot water after chickens found in Yellowstone hot spring - East Idaho News

MAMMOTH HOT SPRINGS, Wyoming — An Idaho Falls man and two others were in hot water after being found with cooking pots and two chickens in a thermal area of Yellowstone National Park. A ranger received reports on Aug. 7 that a group was hiking toward Shoshone Geyser Basin with cooking pots, a...

www.eastidahonews.com

Ngl... Doesn't sound like that great a way to cook chicken... Despite its novelty. Maybe they were going to do it sous vide style though and found just the right temperature hot spring. 😋

Probably heard of all of those Yellowstone tourists who were catching fish then cooking them in the geysers before the 1911 prohibition on it. Wouldn't be surprised if he thought it only counted for fish. 😅

 

[PsihoKekec]

As long as they don't try to cook it in the boiling acid pool.

 

[Bear Ribs]

As long as they don't try to cook it in the boiling acid pool.

Just add sugar to the pool first, and get sweet and sour chicken!

 

[Doomsought]

Someone NARC'd on them for converting an old locksmiths closest beneath Grand Central Station into a 'Man Cave' complete with a television, futon, microwave and more.

Litterally just a break room getting vilainized.

 

[Zachowon]

German court rules that techno is music, meaning clubs receive tax break

Nightclubs in Germany have been paying 19% VAT on ticket sales whereas traditional music venues only seven per cent, but that has now changed

www.nme.com

Still doesn't mean Eminem is wrong about techno though.. even if it is considered music now.

Only Techno that is music is Daft Punk. They are EDM for a reason

 

[Typhonis]

Wow....is this the end of CNN?

 

[LifeisTiresome]

Wow....is this the end of CNN?

I hope. Unlikely though, but I hope.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Facebook post leads to porch pirate arrest, police say

South Carolina police say a community Facebook post about a man in a green t-shirt allegedly stealing a package from a porch has led to the arrest of an individual who showed up in court in the same t-shirt.

www.foxnews.com

Porch Pirate is arrested after showing up to court wearing the exact same shirt worn in surveillance video.