Reading too much fanfiction can be bad for you?

[Buba]

I peed myself:

Priests fear bishop is possessed after he falls for writer of satanic erotica

Sources say the Pope told Xavier Novell to undergo an exorcism after he began relationship with author Silvia Caballol and quit his duties

www.telegraph.co.uk

Another link, this time with mugshot of authoress:

Exorcist bishop fell in love with author of satanic-themed erotic fiction

A BISHOP famous for performing exorcisms has quit the church after he reportedly fell in love with an author of satanic erotic fiction. Xavier Novell, 52, who became Spain’s youngest bishop i…

www.the-sun.com

 

[PsihoKekec]

Blunt trauma exorcism, accept no substitutes.

 

[bintananth]

I can't really find fault with him for deciding that he doesn't want to be a priest any longer and resigning.

That celibacy vow isn't natural and the gal is very good looking. She also writes kinky things. If I wasn't married I'd be tempted to ask her about the kinds of X-rated things she'd be willing to do with me.

 

[Rocinante]

I read your title and thought "sounds like some religious bullshit," and then what do you know, it was some religious bullshit.

 

[Nepcotevalley]

I peed myself:

Priests fear bishop is possessed after he falls for writer of satanic erotica

Sources say the Pope told Xavier Novell to undergo an exorcism after he began relationship with author Silvia Caballol and quit his duties

www.telegraph.co.uk

Another link, this time with mugshot of authoress:

Exorcist bishop fell in love with author of satanic-themed erotic fiction

A BISHOP famous for performing exorcisms has quit the church after he reportedly fell in love with an author of satanic erotic fiction. Xavier Novell, 52, who became Spain’s youngest bishop i…

www.the-sun.com

He has seen the truth . He has found the path to true enlightenment. Hail Satan ! Hail Satan !

 

[Buba]

He has seen the truth . He has found the path to true enlightenment. Hail Satan ! Hail Satan !

The Lady was to the Good Bishop what the Serpent had been to Eve

BTW - thinking of it, IMO the whole affair is oddly reminiscent of the lyrics of Norwegian Reggaeton by Nanowar of Steel:
Nórdico latino, qué luciferino! [A Latino Nordic, how satanicaly metal!]
Mata al enemigo, pero despacito [Kill the enemy, but slowly]
Vamos a bailar en la Playa del Mal [Go party at Evil Beach!]
Mueve tu cintura, con mi armadura [Taking off your belt with my armour]
Satanás me sube la temperatura [Satan makes my blood boil]
Vamos a bailar en maligno ritual [Let us make merry in an evil ritual]

 

[Nitramy]

More like the exorcist looked into the abyss too long, it gave a saucy wink back

 

[almostinsane]

Satanic-themed fanfiction is no joke. If it's led a bishop to forsake his vows, there's the proof right there.

 

[Rocinante]

Satanic-themed fanfiction is no joke. If it's led a bishop to forsake his vows, there's the proof right there.

That's on the Bishop. Not the fiction he read.

 

[almostinsane]

That's on the Bishop. Not the fiction he read.

He is responsible, but he shouldn't have read it. He shouldn't ever put himself in a situation where he is tempted.

 

[Fleiur]

He is responsible, but he shouldn't have read it. He shouldn't ever put himself in a situation where he tempted.

True. The best way to avoid temptations is to avoid being tempted. You don't put yourself in the way of temptation.

 

[Rocinante]

He is responsible, but he shouldn't have read it. He shouldn't ever put himself in a situation where he tempted.

We face temptation every day. Constantly. One must be strong enough to resist those temptations.

However, I can agree that One way to avoid unnecessary temptation is to not expose yourself in the first place.
I am speaking as a non religious person though.

 

[almostinsane]

We face temptation every day. Constantly. One must be strong enough to resist those temptations.

However, I can agree that One way to avoid unnecessary temptation is to not expose yourself in the first place.
I am speaking as a non religious person though.

I understand. I am merely pointing out that certain things are harmful for you to be exposed to.

As a faithful Catholic, I am convinced by faith and reason of the existence of the spiritual entity called the Devil and of his cohorts. Thus, invoking him or imagery associated with him is dangerous, and I must confirm that it is dangerous when the topic comes up.

Or, to put it simply:

Yes, viewing or reading satanic themed pornography is dangerous. Don't take schmuck bait for the soul.

 

[ATP]

I understand. I am merely pointing out that certain things are harmful for you to be exposed to.

As a faithful Catholic, I am convinced by faith and reason of the existence of the spiritual entity called the Devil and of his cohorts. This, invoking him or imagery associated with him is dangerous, and I must confirm that it is dangerous when the topic comes up.

Or, to put it simply:

Yes, viewing or reading satanic themed pornography is dangerous. Don't take schmuck bait for the soul.

Agree.It is as if i go into fire.Of course,that i must be burned.

 

[bintananth]

Agree.It is as if i go into fire.Of course,that i must be burned.

It's not the fire, it's the fire suppression system.

Too good and you've got conflagarations looking for an excuse. Not good enough and there are fires everywhere.

 

[Scottty]

Too much of anything is by definition bad for you.

What does "too much" mean? So much that it's not good.
And if you're trying to remain celibate, well, you certainly want to avoid thinking a lot about sex.

 

[bintananth]

And if you're trying to remain celibate, well, you certainly want to avoid thinking a lot about sex.

Celibacy isn't natural. In the back of our brains a tiny little voice starts yelling "get laid ASAP" the moment we hit puberty and that voice will never shut up.

 

[Terthna]

Celibacy isn't natural. In the back of our brains a tiny little voice starts yelling "get laid ASAP" the moment we hit puberty and that voice will never shut up.

He does shut up though if you masturbate enough.

 

[bintananth]

He does shut up though if you masturbate enough.

He didn't shut up. He's just in the break room getting coffee and out of earshot for a few minutes.

 

[Terthna]

He didn't shut up. He's just in the break room getting coffee and out of earshot for a few minutes.

That's because you stopped; you need to do it at least three or four times a day every day to keep him quiet. You'll know it's enough when it starts getting physically painful to do.