St Fauci's Blessed Vaccination

[sillygoose]

So do we have to post here to regain our posting privileges?

 

[bullethead]

I would like to welcome all our newly vaxxed users to the camp, and encourage one and all to grab as many masks as you see fit!

 

[Arlos]

I would like to welcome all our newly vaxxed users to the camp, and encourage one and all to grab as many masks as you see fit!

Aren’t you a robot? Why wear a mask?

 

[posh-goofiness]

*checks date*
Ah. I see. Well, lemme drive over to the local CVS then.

 

[49ersfootball]

I've been fully vaccinated including getting the booster vaccine shot in January.

 

[Circle of Willis]

I'm here to subscribe, consume vax and get excited for next vax.

 

[The Whispering Monk]

 

[Battlegrinder]

Aren’t you a robot? Why wear a mask?

Because The Science, blessed be it's name and the name of it's blessed Prophet Fauci, decreed that all must take up the mask, as a sign of their salvation and commitment to the triumpth empirical reason and logic over faith and superstition. Are you doubting the wisdom of the anointed one, who for years has lead us through this crisis with accurate judgement call after accurate judgement call in a superhuman display of frank honesty, and who carefully managed a series of noble lies to manage the crisis toward the ends foreseen by The Science?

 

[stephen the barbarian]

ok, this is one to find out who shows up.

 

[Rocinante]

Aren’t you a robot? Why wear a mask?

I see we have another granny killer.

Get him!

 

[Duke Nukem]

Take your 50th booster or else!!!

 

[Arlos]

Because The Science, blessed be it's name and the name of it's blessed Prophet Fauci, decreed that all must take up the mask, as a sign of their salvation and commitment to the triumpth empirical reason and logic over faith and superstition. Are you doubting the wisdom of the anointed one, who for years has lead us through this crisis with accurate judgement call after accurate judgement call in a superhuman display of frank honesty, and who carefully managed a series of noble lies to manage the crisis toward the ends foreseen by The Science?

I see we have another granny killer.

Get him!

I am sorry, I repent, I wasn’t thinking when I asked, I blame the unmasked for this lapse.

 

[49ersfootball]

Figured it was an April Fools joke

 

[Largo]

To put it bluntly, this is pretty stupid. April Fools' jokes shouldn't be forcing the person be pranked to do anything. They're something you point and laugh at, nothing more.

 

[Aldarion]

Just a question: how dangerous is COVID exactly that apparently a heraldic symbol can get it?

 

[Rocinante]

Just a question: how dangerous is COVID exactly that apparently a heraldic symbol can get it?

Answer: why are you such a hateful bigot and want people to die?

 

[Abhorsen]

Just a question: how dangerous is COVID exactly that apparently a heraldic symbol can get it?

So dangerous. Man, it's like super cancer, but it just happens so fast. One day you're a heraldic symbol, the next day you're a car decal.

 

[Rocinante]

Just shut up and follow the fucking science and put on your fucking mask

 

[The Whispering Monk]

Just shut up and follow the fucking science and put on your fucking mask

 

[LordSunhawk]

The Boot is taking this so seriously that the Boot is wearing not one, not two, not three, not even four, but FIVE masks in order to protect you, our dear friends. Follow the Science!