United States The Doom of Ghislaine Maxwell

[commanderkai]

I'd say more than a month, but before the election.

As for cause of death...suicide by Tiberium poisoning in her food.

 

[Es Arcanum]

I'd say more than a month, but before the election.

As for cause of death...suicide by Tiberium poisoning in her food.

Hey dude, thats MY turf.

I'm going with cause of death being ritual seppuku.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

Hey dude, thats MY turf.

I'm going with cause of death being ritual sudoku.

FTFY

Like I can totally see the really incompetent and obvious assassins, deciding to use her for it, they got hours before they bother reporting her dead

 

[PsihoKekec]

Fell down some stairs. Repeatedly.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

Fell down some stairs. Repeatedly.

Jumped off a ten feet of stairs....inside her own cell

 

[Iconoclast]

Fell down some stairs. Repeatedly.

She'll end up falling down a flight of stairs, except it'll be on one of those Escher things.

 

[7 Gold Eye Heals the Wise]

Is she still alive?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Is she still alive?

/Yeah not for long though

 

[Certified_Heterosexual]

It hasn't even been a week guys; I may lose this bet:

 

[King Krávoka]

It hasn't even been a week guys; I may lose this bet:

First human to be mummified by the coronavirus.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

First human to be mummified by the coronavirus.

Mummification requires having her organs removed step by step

So this mean a new strain of Corona-chan's out?

 

[Duke Nukem]

It hasn't even been a week guys; I may lose this bet:

Looks like my "strangulation due to COVID 19" prediction is looking to be correct.

 

[King Krávoka]

Mummification requires having her organs removed step by step

No it just requires having interactions between adrenochrome and viral machinery rapidly vent all the water outta your mouth like a doctor who episode.

 

[Certified_Heterosexual]

No it just requires having interactions between adrenochrome and viral machinery rapidly vent all the water outta your mouth like a doctor who episode.

this is not the "moisturize me" reference i was looking for

 

[Fleiur]

It hasn't even been a week guys; I may lose this bet:

Looks like I was right: the virus did come get her.

 

[Laskar]

Assisted suicide. So assisted, in fact, that she is barely a participant.
If we're lucky, it's the kind of suicide that results in her coming out of witness protection in a few months.

 

[Christi]

Looks like I was right: the virus did come get her.

Damn. I wasn’t expecting them to be this obvious. I was thinking an inmate shanking her and her family inherits money from a “cousin” they didn’t know about.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

Damn. I wasn’t expecting them to be this obvious. I was thinking an inmate shanking her and her family inherits money from a “cousin” they didn’t know about.

Or death by child obesity

 

[Duke Nukem]

In unrelated news: the government has hired electricians to "upgrade" the cameras where Ghislaine will be sleeping at.

 

[AnimalNoodles]

She'll get a visit from mossad and suicide herself by hanging or strangulation.