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The Miami Herald ran a hit piece on DeSantis for raising money using a "fake news" site. That site was literally The Babylon Bee. 😂

The libs over at the Miami Herald in Florida really got him this time!! That slippery DeSantis has finally been caught in his web of deceit!!
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In messages to supporters, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis isn't shy about labeling "fake news media" the enemy. But when it comes to raising money for his reelection bid, the Republican governor's campaign and an associated political committee have sought help from a satire website with the tagline "Fake news you can trust."
 
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Liberals Outraged To Learn 10% Of Twitter Now Owned By African-American
Several have threatened walk-outs to protest the news.

"That man's foreign ways aren't welcome here," said Twitter Programming Director Xerxie Vamoosixx, (xe/xir.) "I watched a TikTok video about a Salon article about a tweet from a journalist that said he is 'based,' which is another word for transphobic. I have literally not stopped shaking and throwing up on my desk since I found out."
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Twitter Workers Worried Elon Musk Will Turn Their Free Speech Platform Into Platform That Allows Free Speech
"This could destroy us," said Yinny Xendapoo, Twitter's director of content moderation. "When we say we're a free speech platform, we never intended to actually allow free speech! If we allowed free speech, people might say things we don't like and that's NOT ok."
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This British journalist infiltrated a far-right group for a documentary and then got jumped by Antifa while handing out flyers ... Yes, there's video

Alright, I'm gonna be honest here, I really want to get my eyes on this documentary. It's called The Enemy Within: The Far Right: Dispatches, and it follows undercover Channel 4 journalist, Elliot, who has infiltrated the far-right political group Patriotic Alternative—a group with branches all...
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wow that is quite the reality check isn't it?
 
Agent23

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Battlegrinder said:
Nerds.
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Pfft, a better one would be something along the lines of "Socialism for the Rich","Public losses, private gains" or "We are Blackrock, your ETFs and customers will be added to our own, non-crony capitalism is futile." if you really want a good slogan or if you want to nerd out.

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What can you do? Once brainwashed, you can only replace the programming.
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Imagine a person with an average IQ, now imagine that 50% of people are dumber than he is.
 
Agent23

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Scottty said:
I prefer to think that people can also be de-programmed and enabled to think for themselves.
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Agent23 said:
Imagine a person with an average IQ, now imagine that 50% of people are dumber than he is.
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And on top of that add the fact that the USA/West's educational and social system causes double digit drop in IQ in identical twins and South Korea was hardly the rich and prosperous place it is today when the twin left in Korea was growing up.
And this is before the dopamine hit, addiction causing crap like Twitter, or Disnely peddling their gender idoilogy and communism in schools, or fee-fees completely replacing facts in classrooms because of affluenza and nove "teaching" methods that turn kids into emotionally manipulable activists.
 
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Lifeguard Waits An Hour For Backup Before Jumping In To Save Struggling Swimmer

A lifeguard at the San Fernando Community Pool reportedly refused to jump in and save a drowning child who was fighting for his life in 6 feet of water because it would constitute risking his life. The lifeguard in question, Peter Stroll, claimed to be following standard lifeguarding procedure.

"Are you kidding? I can't save you right now. I might drown!" said Stroll as he picked up the phone to call for help. "According to the procedure, I will block all access to the pool and call for highly trained Coast Guard rescue divers to arrive."
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