Thus Buzzes the Babylon Bee

[LordsFire]

It gets worse America is going to face some food problems , possibly if Biden gets his way with cattle. Because the lake under the Midwest is drying up and that means the most viable type of farming there will be cattle farming.

That depends on how you define 'midwest.' Some people consider that to be 'states west of Pennslyvania that border the great lakes plus Iowa,' some people consider it 'everything East of Idaho through to the Pennslyvannia border.'

And I can tell you, the Great Lakes area is in no danger of running out of water.

 

[Bear Ribs]

That depends on how you define 'midwest.' Some people consider that to be 'states west of Pennslyvania that border the great lakes plus Iowa,' some people consider it 'everything East of Idaho through to the Pennslyvannia border.'

And I can tell you, the Great Lakes area is in no danger of running out of water.

Actually even cities near the Great Lakes are running out of water.

Just 50 miles from Lake Michigan, groundwater is running out, leaving Illinois towns with a tough choice to make

On a rainy day in northeastern Illinois, you might have stepped outside and wondered when the downpour would end, without realizing a centuryold and potentially life-changing deficit was growing hu…

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The problem is that the cheap water to access is groundwater, which isn't replenished in anything like a human-usable span of time. Cattle don't need groundwater, ranchers simply dig ponds and store rainwater in them for later use, the cattle will walk to the pond and drink. Fields of vegetables, though, can't do that and cities tend to need obscene amounts of water relative to their acreage, so they go with cheaper short-term options, which is depleting the aquifers.

 

[Robovski]

This is the aquifer: Ogallala Aquifer - Wikipedia Midwest isn't what comes immediately to mind, but we don't have a west mid-west or better descriptor. IMO that is range land and should be used for grazing livestock that won't cut too close to the ground but farmers do what is profitable and pumping irrigation water has been cheap and plentiful. There are a few ways to address that, but banning cattle isn't the way.

 

[Bear Ribs]

This one's pretty funny. All the tweets are deleted now, presumably out of humiliating.

Apparently Gen Z Doesn't Know What Meat Is And I Am Now Weeping For Our Future

Umm, so I guess Gen Z, you know this upcoming generation of ADULTS, don't know what they are eating when they are eating meat.

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But a hefty number of people apparently weren't aware that meat is actually muscle tissue and had a collective freakout when somebody told them chicken nuggets were made from chicken muscle. Going by the tweets they thought there was some mysterious part of the animal called the "meat" that wasn't used for anything else but eating.

 

[Zachowon]

This one's pretty funny. All the tweets are deleted now, presumably out of humiliating.

Apparently Gen Z Doesn't Know What Meat Is And I Am Now Weeping For Our Future

Umm, so I guess Gen Z, you know this upcoming generation of ADULTS, don't know what they are eating when they are eating meat.

notthebee.com

But a hefty number of people apparently weren't aware that meat is actually muscle tissue and had a collective freakout when somebody told them chicken nuggets were made from chicken muscle. Going by the tweets they thought there was some mysterious part of the animal called the "meat" that wasn't used for anything else but eating.

I mean, I didn't know exactly what it was, but I don't care.

 

[Urabrask Revealed]

But a hefty number of people apparently weren't aware that meat is actually muscle tissue and had a collective freakout when somebody told them chicken nuggets were made from chicken muscle. Going by the tweets they thought there was some mysterious part of the animal called the "meat" that wasn't used for anything else but eating.

They probably thought it was some kind of miracle plant matter.

 

[Arlos]

Humanity is screwed.

 

[Captain X]

You're talking about the kind of people who just think that food comes from the store, and don't realize milk comes from cows, and food is grown on farms and the like. This shows the failure of the education system in, shall we say, certain areas. It's fucking hilarious that these smug city types think they're so much smarter than us poor, ignorant hicks in flyover country, but more often than not, it's the other way around.

 

[Bear Ribs]

I can, barely, comprehend a person not knowing that meat is muscle tissue given that we don't generally name steaks after the muscle group they're end (There's a few exceptions like shoulder hams and butt roasts), and I don't generally like getting on people for ignorance as with a sufficiently large group you'll always run into a person who just happened to never have a chance to learn a common fact. The one that really gets me is The Beige Sheep asking what ribs are. If you go through her twitter feed one person appears to think Ribs are actually giant veins. Everybody should know what ribs are.

There's no excuse for a person mistaking me for veins.

 

[Captain X]

Video: Antifa dweeb blocking traffic jumps on the hood of an old man's car and gets the ride of a lifetime 🚗💨

Well that didn't work out for ya, did it?

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[Husky_Khan]

And thus begins the New Jim Crow era...

White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black Man Acquires ID

HAMPTON FALLS, IA—White liberals gathered in the town of Hampton Falls were shocked and astonished as local black man, accountant, and father of three Michael Sparkton walked right into a DOT office and acquired an ID without any assistance from liberals whatsoever.

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[Husky_Khan]

Sad...

Elon is not the first African-American to experience mistreatment in America, which has a long history of discrimination. According to sources, African-American actress Charlize Theron also faced discrimination when she moved to America.

SNL Writers Denigrate Successful African-American Businessman

NEW YORK CITY—According to anonymous sources, some people tweeted some things that were repeated by some entertainment reporters, which in turn led to rumors leading to other tweets about the cast of SNL. According to the tweets based on the rumors based on the reports based on the tweets, SNL...

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The true racists...

 

[Husky_Khan]

Seth Dillon, the CEO of the Babylon Bee, did a PragerU video on two topics.

First on how absurd reality has become by showing some of their satirical headlines that came true and secondly on the Censorship their Satirical wrongthink has faced from media companies like Facebook, Snopes and USA Today.

 

[Typhonis]

Coca-Cola and other woke companies better get ready to boycott the U.K.! The queen is announcing new voter ID laws.

Queen Elizabeth II is set to announce that citizens will need identification in future elections to protect against [looks both ways for fact-checkers] voter fraud:

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Well I wonder how badly Coca Cola and the others will embargo England?

 

[Cherico]

Coca-Cola and other woke companies better get ready to boycott the U.K.! The queen is announcing new voter ID laws.

Queen Elizabeth II is set to announce that citizens will need identification in future elections to protect against [looks both ways for fact-checkers] voter fraud:

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Well I wonder how badly Coca Cola and the others will embargo England?

They wont, but lets face facts this isn't the first time a woman has had more balls then all of parlament in english history.

 

[ATP]

They wont, but lets face facts this isn't the first time a woman has had more balls then all of parlament in english history.

Besides,somebody who do not fear Hitler would only laugh at current freedom enemies.

 

[Robovski]

There has been a lot of resistance to picture ID in the UK, some driver's licenses there are still paper (like my ex-wife's) and don't have a picture (for example). The most common form of picture ID there is the passport. Are old-style paper driving licences still valid?

 

[Bear Ribs]

New Russian Army ad features dangerous, buff men with guns. New U.S. Army ad celebrates rainbows and wokeness. The internet had thoughts.

Pick your fighter:

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Russian army ad shows a massively muscled FPS hero defending the Motherland. US army ad has a woke woman with two mommies.

 

[Zachowon]

I mean.
I can choose a number of the older Army commercials that show badass soldiers doing soldier shit.

 

[ATP]

New Russian Army ad features dangerous, buff men with guns. New U.S. Army ad celebrates rainbows and wokeness. The internet had thoughts.

Pick your fighter:

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Russian army ad shows a massively muscled FPS hero defending the Motherland. US army ad has a woke woman with two mommies.

Becouse Russia is ruled by KGB mafia,not people actively trying destroy their own country.Yes,they are stupid in their own way,but not clearly suicidal.