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Being called a living god was a day ending in "-y" for an Ancient Egyptian Pharoah.That would explain why he believed himself to be a god.
Being called a living god was a day ending in "-y" for an Ancient Egyptian Pharoah.That would explain why he believed himself to be a god.
This is not true. Ancient Egyptian Pharaohs lived before the invention of the letter y.Being called a living god was a day ending in "-y" for an Ancient Egyptian Pharoah.
My username is a slightly mis-transliterated Ancient Egyptian name. That of a princess born c.1282BC, in fact.This is not true. Ancient Egyptian Pharaohs lived before the invention of the letter y.
My username is a slightly mis-transliterated Ancient Egyptian name. That of a princess born c.1282BC, in fact.
Egyptian hieroglyphs do not include vowels, so we're just guessing.
They survived Alexander The Great and Julius Caesar too. They did not survive Marcus Antonius and Cleopatra VII pissing off Julius' nephew Octavian.egyptian civilization survived the bronze age collapse they deserve respect for that alone because that was and remains completely fucking hardcore.
That would explain why he believed himself to be a god.
Being called a living god was a day ending in "-y" for an Ancient Egyptian Pharoah.
Have you ever met someone from Egypt? Blonde hair and/or blue eyes is not unheard of and the Egyptians I've met generally look more like someone from Italy than someone from Sub-Saharan Africa.Van der Merwe goes to Egypt:
"Ag man, wat's hierdie?"
"Those are the Pyramids, Van. They're thousands of years old, and were built by Egypt's ancient rulers, the Pharoahs."
Van looks up at the vast structures, and muses to himself...
"Ja man, those ancient fair ou's must have needed a whole lot of dark ou's to move all those blocks!"
Have you ever met someone from Egypt? Blonde hair and/or blue eyes is not unheard of and the Egyptians I've met generally look more like someone from Italy than someone from Sub-Saharan Africa.
No, I was not. Although a bit of googling did clear up my lack of knowledge.I never said they were black, dude.
I take it you're not familiar with the premise of Van der Merwe jokes.
Being called a living god was a day ending in "-y" for an Ancient Egyptian Pharoah.
It's that time of year again—when the infallible prophets at The Babylon Bee tell you what will happen in the next year with 100% accuracy! Will 2022 be better than this year? You decide!
Here is a definitive list of things that will happen in 2022:
100 % serious unintentionally. Like always the Leftoids can't present their retarded ideas without hyping them up. Not to mention, they are cucks and paedophiles. Being made to raise a child that's not theirs would be a dream-scenario for them.It's somewhat disturbing that the Bee can't figure out if this is parody or not, because I can't tell myself and I really hope it's a parody. There are a few clues it is but those could just be wishful thinking and excessive pattern recognition.
I hope this article is satirical but maybe it's not, and if it is it fails horribly in its execution. Here's why.
Let's uh, talk about whatever in the heck this is:notthebee.com
100 % serious unintentionally. Like always the Leftoids can't present their retarded ideas without hyping them up. Not to mention, they are cucks and paedophiles. Being made to raise a child that's not theirs would be a dream-scenario for them.