ASOIAF/GOT Viserys' mind was replaced with that of Conan The Cimmerian

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This ISOT occurs during his time on Dragonstone and after King Conan of Aquillonia's death

The crown weighed heavily on Conan's brow due to all the responsibilities and backstabbing conspiracies, so "Viserys" does NOT seek to become King again

What happens over the years as Ser Willem Darry inevitably dies of sickness? Does he stay in Braavos with Dany? Or go adventuring with her by his side, even if she maybe exposed to danger?

What does he do to Khal Drogo as prophecy dictates that Dany will give birth to "The-Stallion-That-Mounts-The-World"?

What happens to all the wealth they had, jewels and crown included?
 

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Depending on how much of Viserys is left, he might not want to be king, but he might still seek a blood feud against BLAST. Not for Rhaegar and Aerys, because they got what they deserved, but his sister-in-law and her children didn't deserve to die the way they did.
That could still end up resulting in him doing a war whilst supported by, say Dorne, I expect he at least aims to kill the Mountain, Amory Lorch and Tywin

But sets the record straight that Aerys was a monster and looking straight at the Reachmen and saying that they too supported a monster even when they knew it and say how disgusted he is with “civilized” nobility such as themselves

Yeah, still remember the Game of Thrones extras with Margaery saying how badly or foolish it was to rebel against the Mad King because it broke a “harmony” all while saying “Mad King” in the same sentences
 

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That could still end up resulting in him doing a war whilst supported by, say Dorne, I expect he at least aims to kill the Mountain, Amory Lorch and Tywin

But sets the record straight that Aerys was a monster and looking straight at the Reachmen and saying that they too supported a monster even when they knew it and say how disgusted he is with “civilized” nobility such as themselves

Yeah, still remember the Game of Thrones extras with Margaery saying how badly or foolish it was to rebel against the Mad King because it broke a “harmony” all while saying “Mad King” in the same sentences
Yup; he might even be willing to parley with the Starks or even Stannis. That is, Viserys is willing to renounce his and Dany's claim to the Iron Throne in Stannis' favor, he just wants justice for Elia and her children. Stannis will be wary, and it'll take time for him to be convinced by Viserys' condemnations of Rhaegar and Aerys, but even then, he'll agree that Robert made a mistake rewarding the Lannisters for the needlessly-cruel butchery of Princess Elia and her children. If Robert had the right to seek revenge for Lyanna, so does Viserys for his sister-in-law and his niece and nephew.

In any case, Stannis already wants Jaime dead for cuckolding Robert, and agrees that Jaime should at least have gone to the Wall for his actions in the Sack of King's Landing. Mad King or not, Jaime had sworn the oaths of the Kingsguard, and he didn't even desert Aerys the way he did Elia and her children, he even killed him himself. Even if the truth of Aerys' death comes out, the most Stannis would be willing to give is a choice between the Wall and execution by fire.
 

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Yup; he might even be willing to parley with the Starks or even Stannis. That is, Viserys is willing to renounce his and Dany's claim to the Iron Throne in Stannis' favor, he just wants justice for Elia and her children. Stannis will be wary, and it'll take time for him to be convinced by Viserys' condemnations of Rhaegar and Aerys, but even then, he'll agree that Robert made a mistake rewarding the Lannisters for the needlessly-cruel butchery of Princess Elia and her children. If Robert had the right to seek revenge for Lyanna, so does Viserys for his sister-in-law and his niece and nephew.

In any case, Stannis already wants Jaime dead for cuckolding Robert, and agrees that Jaime should at least have gone to the Wall for his actions in the Sack of King's Landing. Mad King or not, Jaime had sworn the oaths of the Kingsguard, and he didn't even desert Aerys the way he did Elia and her children, he even killed him himself. Even if the truth of Aerys' death comes out, the most Stannis would be willing to give is a choice between the Wall and execution by fire.
Also, probably say that he could have at the very least subdued Aerys for trial

Not talking about the Wildfire also makes him complicit in endangering the city in the future

Though, I can see the fact that Dany’s known to still be alive as some way for certain people to try getting at the throne like Fake!Aegon and Jon Connington

If it’s Robert instead, then they come to blows. If by miracle they don’t, Robert may express jealousy of how “Viserys” is living the life he prefers whilst Robert is stuck on the throne
 
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Conan's murderous indignation and fury would likely match my own intense hatred of self insert/bodyswap fanfiction. zaru.png

Any way, he'd probably just tell Darry to go fuck himself at the first opportunity, murder all of Robert's assassins and likely send their corpses back with a note that reads "By Crom you fat fool! I desire only one thing and neither a crown nor your corrupt continent can grant it to me! Leave me in peace that I might pursue it or I shall come to Westeros and liberate your head from its bulbous body!"

And that one thing, by the way; is vengeance against whatever god was foolish enough to blight him with a new life where he's forced to deal with every trapping of civilization he holds nothing but deep abiding hatred for.

He'd bulk up, became a legendary sellsword and if he was absolutely compelled to return to Westeros it would certainly be in the employ of Stannis.

He'd probably tell Stannis to broom his ugly ass wife in exchange for Deanarys to legitimize himself and offer council of his own experiences..Also he'd eventually festoon the Red Keep with Melisandre's insides..the one thing Conan hated more than Demon apes and sodomy toads in the towers of demented sorcerers were life sucking thot style witches.

Which Mel is.

Stannis will probably agree after Conan the platinum sword points out he can always make Shireen lady of Storm's end and make her hand of the king so that she'd rule by her father's side until his next heir comes of age and then prolly stay on well into that reign if they get along well.

After that he'd try to fuck off or get Stannis to commission a national army with him at the head, so he didn't have to deal with politics.

Prolly get shitfaced with Tyrion who'd survive because he's a clever prick and I could see Conan arguing that a cobra in the skin of a lion is a fitting heir to Casterly Rock and no greater insult to the man who wronged the realm with his monstrous offspring.

What does he do to Khal Drogo as prophecy dictates that Dany will give birth to "The-Stallion-That-Mounts-The-World"?
Mock the shit out of the prophecy as he always does, but Deanarys would never get pawned off on a Khal because there's no way in hell Conan would want anything to do with Westeros unless forced too and then he'd just beat the fuck out of Khal Drogo and take the Khalassar, unite all the Khalassars and conquer Volantis to use their resources and navy...and again he'd probably just show up at White Harbor or Dragonstone and be like "Fool Stark, take my legions, my riders and my marines and settle those blond imbeciles..also take my sister and make a decent husband to her" or "Stannis, you have more sense than your brother abandon this murderous folly against me that I might aid you in ripping that incest spawned tabby what fancies himself a lion off his stoop so that I may have a measure of peace in this benighted world"

He'd try to nope the fuck out of confrontation with White Walkers as his default response to magic is "Hahah fuuuuccckkk this shit!" and when they make that impossible they find out..the indignation and disgust of a Cimmerian is more deadly than all their legions of doom and dark magic combined.
 

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What would he have to say to the Wildlings along the way at The Wall?

Also, I'm guessing if he meets Ned, he'd respect him but call him out on being manipulated. Though can understand that Ned's traumatized in-regards to dead children and wasn't expecting Baelish to betray him.
 

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What would he have to say to the Wildlings along the way at The Wall?
"The last time I met a white walker I was fourteen, I emasculated their god and had sex with his daughter in a blizzard!"

...which yeah...he literally did.

TFW Conan is probably Loki's granddad in Marvel since it counts Howard books as canon and Conan cuckolded Laufey's dad...after surviving a massacre by the Vanyr by murdering his way through their warriors.

He aint exactly gonna be scared of the Other's. Just appropriately mistrusting of magic. His "Nooopppee" stance is common sense and barbarian instinct.
Also, I'm guessing if he meets Ned, he'd respect him but call him out on being manipulated. Though can understand that Ned's traumatized in-regards to dead children and wasn't expecting Baelish to betray him.
He'd share the man's hatred of politics and the civilized world, respect him as a fellow Northerner but think him a fool for not acting the way Cregan Stark did.

So yeah
 

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"The last time I met a white walker I was fourteen, I emasculated their god and had sex with his daughter in a blizzard!"

...which yeah...he literally did.

TFW Conan is probably Loki's granddad in Marvel since it counts Howard books as canon and Conan cuckolded Laufey's dad...after surviving a massacre by the Vanyr by murdering his way through their warriors.

He aint exactly gonna be scared of the Other's. Just appropriately mistrusting of magic. His "Nooopppee" stance is common sense and barbarian instinct.
I was referring to the Wildlings themselves, who have ones like Osha claiming the "Southerners" stole the North from them, all while never having conquered it, in a culture that professes that you only really own something If you take it by force or have the strength to keep it

And having near in-comprehension as to why, the "Southerners" wouldn't want them around, even when they go off to kill, rape and pillage them and may do so even if they weren't at war

Or why the "Southerners" think "bride-stealing" to NOT be an appropriate way to get a wife let alone a consenting one

Also, never thought that lady was related to Loki
 

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1.He would not let anybody steal their moneys
2.Stay in Braavos,become sellsword,and say nope to Illyrio plans.
3.When war start,come to Westeros - ti kill Tywin&others. Help Stannis/Renly/Robb.Then find good husband for Dany,and come back to being sellsword.After defeating Others, of course.
 

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1.He would not let anybody steal their moneys
2.Stay in Braavos,become sellsword,and say nope to Illyrio plans.
3.When war start,come to Westeros - ti kill Tywin&others. Help Stannis/Renly/Robb.Then find good husband for Dany,and come back to being sellsword.After defeating Others, of course.
1.5 Be surprisingly good at finances and being relatively frugal with all his cash, including money made from his mother’s crown in deep emergencies
2.5 Stop assassins from trying to kill him and abduct Dany to be given to Fake Aegon
2.75 See if Fake Aegon isn’t so bad and challenge his character and martial ability
 
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