Warhammer Warhammer General discussion thread: Now with 100% more Space Marines

I can think of another reason why A I may not be liked.... OK, it comes down to demonic possession. How hard would it be for a warp demon to possess a computer that is self aware? I mean demons possess vehicles so how hard would it be for one to possess a computer?
It seems to be easier as the "soul" of an AI appears to be less guarded. One example I can think at the top of the head of, is the AI of the STC Castigator Titan. It was slowly corrupted into becoming a daemon, but there're circumstances that might've forced it to become warp, such as a thousand-year long stay in the warp along with the planet it was hidden on.
Daemons remain an army with an interesting concept for a backstory, which GW flatly refuses to develop. Specifically, lorewise they're supposed to be ascended chaos worshipers, whereas tabletopwise, they all seem to either lack origin stories or be ascended chaos space marines. Where's the creativity?

A nurglite who fell unintentionally. A particularity corrupt and incompetent imperial governor embezzled an entire hive city's sanitation budget, causing a catastrophic plague outbreak that destabilized the logistics chain the hive was part of and caused the imperium to lose a sector-wide war when the flow of conscripts ceased. Nurgle proceeded to reward their sacrificial offering with apotheosis, despite the fact that they'd never heard of, much less worshiped Him. Now, seemingly uncorrupted, they regularly return to the imperium and try to bribe their way past the inquisition, all the while being an asymptomatic carrier for Nurgle's latest creations, until killed and banished back to the warp.

A slaaneshi big game hunter. A noble who grew bored of hunting mutated vermin in the underhive, peasants, gangers and so forth and so on, esclating to PDF and arbites officers. Then they ascended and now they're hunting the likes of chaptermasters and inquisitors while willingly handicapping themselves like having cultists warn the targets ahead of time, or only using specific weapons. Also, their daemon form totally has the requisite mandibles and pith helmet.

A tzeentchian who was once the champion tactician of a now-extinct lesser xenos race whose civilization was limited to hard-scifi technologies and their own solar system when the imperium invaded. While the future daemon prince's leadership inflicted surprisingly high casualties on the invaders, they were still heavily outnumbered and outgunned, leaving them desperate enough to accept the offer from the voices in their head. Good news, invasion's canceled, bad news, their whole species is extinct on account of their planet becoming a daemon world. Also, there's totally a tzeentchian cult lurking in the administratum who pointed the invasion at those particular xenos to recruit that particular individual.

A khornate ork. A warboss looted this real killy choppa off the corpse of their latest victim, then were steadily corrupted until their waaagh turned against them for becoming unorky, leading to a colossal fight which both sides greatly enjoyed. Every so often, the former warboss returns from the warp to krump their replacement for stealing their job and indiscriminately rampage as nobody obeys their orders. Again, both sides are having the time of their lives.
 
Daemons remain an army with an interesting concept for a backstory, which GW flatly refuses to develop. Specifically, lorewise they're supposed to be ascended chaos worshipers, whereas tabletopwise, they all seem to either lack origin stories or be ascended chaos space marines. Where's the creativity?

A nurglite who fell unintentionally. A particularity corrupt and incompetent imperial governor embezzled an entire hive city's sanitation budget, causing a catastrophic plague outbreak that destabilized the logistics chain the hive was part of and caused the imperium to lose a sector-wide war when the flow of conscripts ceased. Nurgle proceeded to reward their sacrificial offering with apotheosis, despite the fact that they'd never heard of, much less worshiped Him. Now, seemingly uncorrupted, they regularly return to the imperium and try to bribe their way past the inquisition, all the while being an asymptomatic carrier for Nurgle's latest creations, until killed and banished back to the warp.

A slaaneshi big game hunter. A noble who grew bored of hunting mutated vermin in the underhive, peasants, gangers and so forth and so on, esclating to PDF and arbites officers. Then they ascended and now they're hunting the likes of chaptermasters and inquisitors while willingly handicapping themselves like having cultists warn the targets ahead of time, or only using specific weapons. Also, their daemon form totally has the requisite mandibles and pith helmet.

A tzeentchian who was once the champion tactician of a now-extinct lesser xenos race whose civilization was limited to hard-scifi technologies and their own solar system when the imperium invaded. While the future daemon prince's leadership inflicted surprisingly high casualties on the invaders, they were still heavily outnumbered and outgunned, leaving them desperate enough to accept the offer from the voices in their head. Good news, invasion's canceled, bad news, their whole species is extinct on account of their planet becoming a daemon world. Also, there's totally a tzeentchian cult lurking in the administratum who pointed the invasion at those particular xenos to recruit that particular individual.

A khornate ork. A warboss looted this real killy choppa off the corpse of their latest victim, then were steadily corrupted until their waaagh turned against them for becoming unorky, leading to a colossal fight which both sides greatly enjoyed. Every so often, the former warboss returns from the warp to krump their replacement for stealing their job and indiscriminately rampage as nobody obeys their orders. Again, both sides are having the time of their lives.
Wasn't it procen Warp chaos has no effect on orks by way of corruption?
And we had the Ork who got Khorms favorite and is basically constantly at war with Daemons.

Lore wise?
We do have plenty, they are just never the main focus of the stories
 
Nah, where is the fun in that.
We already have Tau friendly human worlds why not Human orkd?
And the cannon breaking abomination called the Interex.

Nah, I would prefer all the silly, cannon breaking shit to be in its own place.

Like:
- Chaos Necrons.
- Chaos Orks.
- Chaos Nids.
- Grechin Bolshevism.
- Cow tiddy Tau females that love Human dick.
- 4k year old Eldar sluts that love Monkay dick.
- Human x Space Knifeears hybrids.
- Kenobi-Cluseau inquisitor.
- Most of early Rogue Trader.
- Obscure stuff made popular by TTS.
 
And the cannon breaking abomination called the Interex.

Nah, I would prefer all the silly, cannon breaking shit to be in its own place.

Like:
- Chaos Necrons.
- Chaos Orks.
- Chaos Nids.
- Grechin Bolshevism.
- Cow tiddy Tau females that love Human dick.
- 4k year old Eldar sluts that love Monkay dick.
- Human x Space Knifeears hybrids.
- Kenobi-Cluseau inquisitor.
- Most of early Rogue Trader.
- Obscure stuff made popular by TTS.
I agree with a lot of that actually, and there was a nod to thr Interex in a book. Can't remember which one but thier weapon was brought up.

And the Interex wernt really immune to chaos they just didn't fight chaos as they accepted Chaos would win.
Probably why Choas didn't really try against them.

Chaos necrons makes no sense neither does Nids or Orks. Unless you count eternal fight orkz against Khorne.

The Eldar sluts is mainly a joke about Girlyman for the Eldar that helped him.
 
I agree with a lot of that actually, and there was a nod to thr Interex in a book. Can't remember which one but thier weapon was brought up.

And the Interex wernt really immune to chaos they just didn't fight chaos as they accepted Chaos would win.
I always thought that they were just pawns of Chaos tbh.
But there is the alleged Knife ears connection, too.
Probably they are a thing because the author that created them was a leftoid dipshit that hates the universe in which he is writing and hates the Imperium.
Probably why Choas didn't really try against them.
Or they were there to fuck with Horus and keep the Kinebrach Anathame.
Chaos necrons makes no sense neither does Nids or Orks. Unless you count eternal fight orkz against Khorne.
Or those wierdo orks that wento to "valhalla" and get to fight Khorne himself over and over.
The Eldar sluts is mainly a joke about Girlyman for the Eldar that helped him.
Um, no, wrong one, before Girlyman got into the picture we had
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I always thought that they were just pawns of Chaos tbh.
But there is the alleged Knife ears connection, too.
Probably they are a thing because the author that created them was a leftoid dipshit that hates the universe in which he is writing and hates the Imperium.

Or they were there to fuck with Horus and keep the Kinebrach Anathame.
They could have been, and I am pretty sure they were pawns of chaos based off of the whole "chaos will win" ideals. That is why they didn't fight Chaos
Or those wierdo orks that wento to "valhalla" and get to fight Khorne himself over and over.
Those orks are the ones I was referring too.
Which is better then chaos orkz.
Um, no, wrong one, before Girlyman got into the picture we had
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Oh the shape-shifting assassin thingy that the Fandom loves to mess with.
 

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