What If? You get sent to a random Sci-Fi setting an ROB offers you a non-military ship?

[Agent23]

I have a very, very vague memory of the Consul's ship from Hyperion being very, very cool, unarmed, but you can still use the fusion drive as a blowtorch, and fully automated.
With a piano.

Would enjoy taking a ride on it.

Rolling, aaand I get 8.

Is this Nu or Classic BSG?!?!

In any case, I am pretty sure that I can live the remainder of my natural life on that ship, maybe help the Galactica fleet and go to 1980s Earth with them.

 

[Him]

Taa-ll. As big as a solar system and Galactus had a shitton of alien memorabilia in that b*tch.

Plus, I get to talk with the recorder, he's confided with Asgardians!

 

[Typhonis]

I'll see your Post Dated Check Loan and raise you one Sergeant in Motion.

A starship the size of Jupiter massing as much as a solar system. The things you could store in it.

 

[Aldarion]

I'd take a Rogue Trader's ship from Warhammer 40k.