Your Political Beliefs

Think of Communism as a whole as what it has become and more of 'the ones who are against capitalism's ills'.

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My latest 8-Values test...

Congratulations comrade on your ascension to the true ideology.

Would you like a copy of Das Kapital?
 
My big ol' bunch of political-y horoscope voodoo business for possible future reference:
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(What even IS ordoliberalism?)
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Supposedly 'F Score' is supposed to correlate with fascism or fascistic-sympathies:
Apparently my destructiveness and cynicism is the outlier...Not sure what to think of that.
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OK it's decided, when I get home I'm doing ALL the political tests posted here and putting them into a single mega-post.

EDIT: Going to go through this entire list - List of Political Spectrum Tests

That's 35 different tests. Let's see how long it takes for me to give up (I'm guessing I'm not gonna make it through all 35).

EDIT2: Didn't notice some of those are specific to certain nations. Not gonna do those since I don't know every nation's issues and political parties.
 
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People who seriously thought everyone in the PM was a Nazi really should just review @prinCZess ’ politics and ask themselves what was contaminating their marijuana....

No you see, we are Nazis in hiding so all of these must be faked. We are "gaslighting" the leftists by claiming we are not right wing or even "just" center-right. Literally something I've been unironically told on SB. I guess my 19 years of posting history on SB were all a conspiracy to hide my secret swastika tattoos.
 
No you see, we are Nazis in hiding so all of these must be faked. We are "gaslighting" the leftists by claiming we are not right wing or even "just" center-right. Literally something I've been unironically told on SB. I guess my 19 years of posting history on SB were all a conspiracy to hide my secret swastika tattoos.

Gaslighting has always been one of those unbearably silly concepts with an unbearably silly name. Gas light is very pleasant, actually.
 

Apparently I'm either right-leaning or ambivalent on most subjects.
 

The is part 1 of my political tests megapost. It contains the results for 7 tests. I will continue updating this post with further tests while simultaneously making a post with a quote or link to this one to let the thread know there was an update.

I'm doing these tests quickly. I try to answer in 2-3 seconds per question and move on, except for the really hard ones.

1) The Political Compass

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Almost identical to my test from half a year ago, just a single square to the right and half a square down, it seems (probably a matter of hitting "strongly agree" instead of "agree" a couple of times, or the other way around).

This is the first time ever I leave the green quadrant. Years ago I mostly used to hang out around -1/-1. I wonder if my drift downward and slightly to the right represents a shift in the test or a shift in my personal attitudes.
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2) Political Spectrum Quiz - Your Political Label

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Ha! Look at this. Almost the same as the first test, or at least the same general direction. A bit skewed to the left and to the libertarian side compared to the first test, but I think it shows I am overall fairly consistent in my beliefs.

3) Vosem Chart Locator (United States version)

This one is too US-centric, not doing it.

4) http://politicalquiz.net/

This link seems to be dead.

5) Political Survey

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Moderately more pragmatic than idealistic, and balanced on a knife's edge between left and right. Interesting, and supports my self-description as a centrist.

Also weird that they associate Stalin with the right, but... OK I guess.

6) Center for a Stateless Society » Find Your Philosophy Quiz

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I suppose I feel I am slightly more statist and militaristic than this tests depicts me (maybe by 5-10%), but it's not far off the mark. Also you may notice my overwhelmingly socially liberal stances - that assessment is pretty accurate.

7) The F Scale: Final form

This one scares me a bit. I'm 100% sure I'm not a fascist, but if this test is skewered and decides that I am a fascist then it will serve to validate some idiot's opinions about me (you all know which group of people I'm talking about). But since I'm a brave boy, I'm doing it and I'm being 100% honest in the test. Let's do this!

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Well what do you know. Huh. I can't be on the Sietch anymore guys, I'm not a Fascist like all the rest of you :(

The test made it very transparent what choices will increase the fascism score (in some cases making me raise an eyebrow... seriously, can ANYONE choose some of those in good conscience?) so I might have subconsciously avoided picking more fascist choices, but I doubt my test was wrong by more than a single total point at most, most of the questions were seriously creepy and my answer to them was crystal clear to me.

Also I seemed to score really high on the "Destructiveness and Cynicism" scale, no idea what that's supposed to mean. *Checks explanation on the site* Ah, it seems to be because I'm convinced that general conflict will never cease because conflict is in human nature (so a true utopian/pacifistic world peace is very unlikely if not impossible). Alright I guess.

8) Where are you on the political spectrum

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This one was pretty shitty, American-centric and had questions that require prior knowledge I don't have, while not allowing a neutral option. I answered to the best of my ability.

9) Conservative or Liberal
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That's a screwy test. "I believe people are basically good", except no question even address that issue, it's a super simplistic and America-centered test that forces you to accept either of the two ideologies as a bundle. *Shrug* oh well.
 
IIRC it refers to a short story where gaslights are manipulated to trick someone.

Regardless, it’s this unbearably silly concept, rather... Socially inept shall we say, to think that the natural and inevitable human instinct to see a situation differently and think it is not your fault is somehow a unique psychological torture for minorities. One simply needs to learn how to deal with social settings.
 
Your Political Compass
Economic Left/Right: -6.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.31

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So yeah, turns out I'm further to the left than I was the last time I took this particular test; which I believe was during the 2016 election.
 
Regardless, it’s this unbearably silly concept, rather... Socially inept shall we say, to think that the natural and inevitable human instinct to see a situation differently and think it is not your fault is somehow a unique psychological torture for minorities. One simply needs to learn how to deal with social settings.

It seems more like a misuse of the concept, since the idea is supposed to be things like abusive spouses convincing their victims that the abuse is their own fault, not the abusers. "Why do you make me do this?", etc.
 
It seems more like a misuse of the concept, since the idea is supposed to be things like abusive spouses convincing their victims that the abuse is their own fault, not the abusers. "Why do you make me do this?", etc.

But is there any human alive for whom that isn't an utterly normal impulse?
 

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