Versus Match Aliens invade our Earth but they miscalculated.

[Bear Ribs]

Imagine how horrifying rabbits would be. Rabbits would be the equivalent in scale to Brachiosaurus except they're brachiosaurus that can burrow, are remarkably skilled at sneaking and stealing, and have a completely BS reproductive system that bypasses normal ovulation limits to be fertile 24/7 until pregnant, and lets them generate around 30 new rabbits per female per year.

I mean people talk up how dangerous and terrible Australia is but rabbits are going through it's ecosystem like a chainsaw through cardboard.

 

[BlackDragon98]

Imagine how horrifying rabbits would be. Rabbits would be the equivalent in scale to Brachiosaurus except they're brachiosaurus that can burrow, are remarkably skilled at sneaking and stealing, and have a completely BS reproductive system that bypasses normal ovulation limits to be fertile 24/7 until pregnant, and lets them generate around 30 new rabbits per female per year.

I mean people talk up how dangerous and terrible Australia is but rabbits are going through it's ecosystem like a chainsaw through cardboard.

They tried to introduce foxes to control the rabbits but it only made things worse.
On the other hand, it's a rabbit hunter's paradise there, if only the Aussie would lighten up on those retarded gun laws of theirs.

 

[Jormungandr]

Wow that is evil, I never expected you to stoop to unleashing politicians on unsuspecting worlds.

Fucking hell mate, if I'd have been drinking my hot chocolate at this second, I'd have sprayed it across my screen!

 

[Sailor.X]

Wow that is evil, I never expected you to stoop to unleashing politicians on unsuspecting worlds.

Puts on the Cape. The Armor and my Dr Doom Mask...... What did you expect. I am a villain after all.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

Puts on the Cape. The Armor and my Dr Doom Mask...... What did you expect. I am a villain after all.

Of course you are, but could you do something less exaggerated like evil like tie a woman to railroad tracks all while twirling your finely waxed moustache?

 

[ATP]

In this scenario an advanced race of Aliens with a tech level similar to what we see in Star Wars decides to invade our world. They had seen many of our media over the years that was broadcasted into the greater galaxy and deduced we would be easy to conquer. So they sent a massive fleet of ships and troops to conquer Earth. But when they arrive here to conquer us. They realize how off their calculations were. They thought like all other races they they encountered that we were the same size as them. But as it turns out by Galactic Standards. Earth Lifeforms and Humans in particular are freaking Kaiju sized. We are the same size as many of their combat ships. Individuals of their race are only 1 inch tall. And despite how advanced their tech is only their starships can take on a full grown well armed human. And even then we can destroy their ships.

So with the die cast they attempt to establish a beachhead on Earth. Their invasion fleet is only 50,000 ships with the largest being the size of a Pickup truck. They have blaster technology and their missiles are about as powerful as a really strong grenade. They have initiated their invasions in Central America, Africa, France, Vietnam, Texas and Australia. How does the war go for them. Well they be forced to flee from Earth.

They are screwed,and unless they use some virus to wipe us out,all they get would be few earh countyries with their technology.Which we of course upgrade and start using to kill each other.

P.S - it remind me some old polish short comics,where alien ships/which look like leafs/ try to attack Earth,and becouse they are leaf-sized,get destroyed by janitor who do not even saw them.

 

[aguy1013]

Normally I will side with the alien ,but the size difference really gives earth the advantage cause and gun is like a metior or planet launcher since the size or something so earth will win multiple battles until they build mecha the same size as us

 

[Val the Moofia Boss]

The problem here isn't defeating the alien army. The real problem is rooting them all out. Inevitably you're going to have ships finding a small hiding spot - maybe in a cave, or blending their ship in with a cliff, or on the seabed floor - and then they're going to have their small little colony, and then they're going to start building up infrastructure and stuff, and then maybe found other colonies. And while they are building up, they will be figuring out and inventing ways to kill or enslave us. And then by the time they launch their next invasion... who knows what would happen. The small size of the aliens and their ships would make them almost impossible to detect. They wouldn't be noticed by satelites in space, and it would be impractical to scour the whole planet with helicopters carrying infrared cameras... and even then, the aliens could easily disguise themselves to hide from the infrared cameras.

I think the aliens might just never be able to be wiped out. Best case scenario: after their war ends horribly, they agree to a peace agreement with the humans. If that fails, then they will forever be a scourge in our side. Worst case scenario: they eventually win.

 

[Sailor.X]

The problem here isn't defeating the alien army. The real problem is rooting them all out. Inevitably you're going to have ships finding a small hiding spot - maybe in a cave, or blending their ship in with a cliff, or on the seabed floor - and then they're going to have their small little colony, and then they're going to start building up infrastructure and stuff, and then maybe found other colonies. And while they are building up, they will be figuring out and inventing ways to kill or enslave us. And then by the time they launch their next invasion... who knows what would happen. The small size of the aliens and their ships would make them almost impossible to detect. They wouldn't be noticed by satelites in space, and it would be impractical to scour the whole planet with helicopters carrying infrared cameras... and even then, the aliens could easily disguise themselves to hide from the infrared cameras.

I think the aliens might just never be able to be wiped out. Best case scenario: after their war ends horribly, they agree to a peace agreement with the humans. If that fails, then they will forever be a scourge in our side. Worst case scenario: they eventually win.

All we need is to capture some of their tech and study it. Then we can create good countermeasures to them and back engineeer some. I see Drones being used in mass for detecting them. Drones of all sizes and types searching all over the planet being fielded by every damn advanced nation on Earth.

 

[ATP]

If bigger starship is as big as pickup,then aliens should have no inch,but 5 mm or less.
Which let them take us from within,once they made bunkers in our homes.Think about termites,nobody learn how safely get rid of them.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

If bigger starship is as big as pickup,then aliens should have no inch,but 5 mm or less.
Which let them take us from within,once they made bunkers in our homes.Think about termites,nobody learn how safely get rid of them.

So we just use exterminators on them. And that presumes they can actually get into our houses with an utter lack of equipment. There is also wildlife.

 

[aguy1013]

So we just use exterminators on them. And that presumes they can actually get into our houses with an utter lack of equipment. There is also wildlife.

The thing is how dumb would they be to not wear a helmet for filtration

 

[Sailor.X]

The thing is how dumb would they be to not wear a helmet for filtration

Have you ever spent more than 2 hours in a Chem Warfare Suit with full Gas Mask. Trust me no one wants to spend more than 2 hours in a Chem Warfare suit.

 

[aguy1013]

Have you ever spent more than 2 hours in a Chem Warfare Suit with full Gas Mask. Trust me no one wants to spend more than 2 hours in a Chem Warfare suit.

Ok,but that our version but maybe their version is better

 

[Sailor.X]

Ok,but that our version but maybe their version is better

You don't want to be in a suit for hours on end regardless of the tech level. Because you body will not like it after a while.

 

[Bear Ribs]

Interestingly there was a show in the late 60s with this premise, though reversed. Land of the Giants was a sci-fi show about a transport that got warped to a planet where everything else was vastly larger and the tiny humans were constantly scavenging and sneaking through the Giant's world to obtain food, hide from their oppressive government, and try to fix their ship to get home.

 

[aguy1013]

You don't want to be in a suit for hours on end regardless of the tech level. Because you body will not like it after a while.

Ah,we were clothes and people wear mask they're I'll adapt

 

[ATP]

So we just use exterminators on them. And that presumes they can actually get into our houses with an utter lack of equipment. There is also wildlife.

Mining machines for 5mm aliens would be 20 cm long or smaller,they would use them to travel underground.Once in our houses,they would build small bunkers,so exterminators would not kill them.
Then,they just could wait,made some poison,and use it on our water supply.Or,even better,use their superior tech to made some uncholy mix of plague,ebola and common flu,which kill 90% of our population.
Later they could in wilderness,when we could not even find them.

 

[Sailor.X]

Mining machines for 5mm aliens would be 20 cm long or smaller,they would use them to travel underground.Once in our houses,they would build small bunkers,so exterminators would not kill them.
Then,they just could wait,made some poison,and use it on our water supply.Or,even better,use their superior tech to made some uncholy mix of plague,ebola and common flu,which kill 90% of our population.
Later they could in wilderness,when we could not even find them.

They are not 5mm tall. They are an inch tall.

 

[ATP]

They are not 5mm tall. They are an inch tall.

Then their digging machines are still smaller then one foot.And their sealed bukers are no bigger then average ant nests.
They have place to hide and cook their deadly coctail.