For the, what is it, fourth time? Yes.
I apologize, fried.
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of The Heavenly Drama, a poem by Alante Dalighieri written some few decades ago, a three part story of the afterlife as the narrator is guided by the ancient poet Lergil through the hell of Zarom, the sleeping Gaius' untamed garden and the paradise of Saras, as well as a newly written book of Doric the Dwarf's history on the alcohol habits, breweries, specialty drinks, and various famous bars across the kingdoms of Fascas, misythlvania and Al-Shabadad called Dorics Tavern Trawl. The former is bound in wood and slightly damaged but perfectly legible and the latter in paper and is pristine.
Nice. That is awesome.
Anyways, I just realized that this stupid scene pretty much describes high cha/persuasion in RPGs.