Commoners Quest- 1000 Wands of World Wrecking Wonder (DnD 5E RPG)

For the, what is it, fourth time? Yes.

I apologize, fried.


Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of The Heavenly Drama, a poem by Alante Dalighieri written some few decades ago, a three part story of the afterlife as the narrator is guided by the ancient poet Lergil through the hell of Zarom, the sleeping Gaius' untamed garden and the paradise of Saras, as well as a newly written book of Doric the Dwarf's history on the alcohol habits, breweries, specialty drinks, and various famous bars across the kingdoms of Fascas, misythlvania and Al-Shabadad called Dorics Tavern Trawl. The former is bound in wood and slightly damaged but perfectly legible and the latter in paper and is pristine.

Nice. That is awesome.

Anyways, I just realized that this stupid scene pretty much describes high cha/persuasion in RPGs.

 
I feel the need to point out that even against an equal number of commoners at least two of us would probably end up dead in a fight. So, be like, careful, guys.
 
Fear no death in this RP! Because it is inevitable and, if you're lucky, will be swift.

The wands are more of a threat to our personal well-being than these bandits anyway ;)
 
I'm planning on getting to either 20 yards or however close we need to be to see them properly, whichever is closer.
 
Boris's drunken shopping list.

3 Bags of Caltrops. 3GP
1 Explorer's Pack (10 gp). Includes a backpack, a bedroll, a mess kit, a tinderbox, 10 torches, 10 days of rations, and a waterskin. The pack also has 50 feet of hempen rope strapped to the side of it
4 days of rations 2GP
A barrel of non-shitty beer + Barrel 10 GP(Yesss, just barely enough cash for this.)

And yeah, I did just spend over a third of my cash on alcohol. Either way with Boris's begs, and skins we have an excess of liquid storage.

Anyway I'll work on my post for the battle, I'll be backing up Bierstout.

Edit: Shit's about to get real fuckin good, lets see these wand roll results.
 
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