Okay not actually sponsored by Game of Thrones: Winter is Coming but... I think it'd be nice to have a suppository thread of excellent mobile game ads and sponsorships paid for by mobile game companies to shill for their subpar products.
Here's one excellent mobile game commercial that has been bathing the starways in tears... at least for me personally.
Ah yes... our old nemesis... Captain Muerte, the leader of Clan Annihilation. How could I forget him and his band of renegade Humans commandeering an advanced Romulan Warbird as he pursues this female Captain of a Federation starship design with a fancy phallic warp nacelle design.
Also... no combadges. How are you supposed to yell orders to your Engineering officer to reroute power to weapons and maneuvering thrusters without a combadge?
One of the best things about this commercial is how Star Trek weapons accuracy has been immediately rendered worse then that of Star Wars turbolasers as phasers have apparently turned into phaser cannons and we have the main ship spinning aboot dodging the way out of green blobs of energy... are those plasma torpedoes? Disruptors? Who the hell knows.
All I know is the Sins of the Past finally caught up with her. And she made them explode. Now she can take a sonic shower.
In conclusion... I'm pretty sure that those aft bridge consoles need to be manned. And that on one of the screens... which you can see on the thumbnail, someone left a game of Minesweeper running. Just saying is all.
Wait... the video is titled Sins of My Past but the dialogue states "Sins of Our Past"... ah nevermind.
Here's one excellent mobile game commercial that has been bathing the starways in tears... at least for me personally.
Ah yes... our old nemesis... Captain Muerte, the leader of Clan Annihilation. How could I forget him and his band of renegade Humans commandeering an advanced Romulan Warbird as he pursues this female Captain of a Federation starship design with a fancy phallic warp nacelle design.
Also... no combadges. How are you supposed to yell orders to your Engineering officer to reroute power to weapons and maneuvering thrusters without a combadge?
One of the best things about this commercial is how Star Trek weapons accuracy has been immediately rendered worse then that of Star Wars turbolasers as phasers have apparently turned into phaser cannons and we have the main ship spinning aboot dodging the way out of green blobs of energy... are those plasma torpedoes? Disruptors? Who the hell knows.
All I know is the Sins of the Past finally caught up with her. And she made them explode. Now she can take a sonic shower.
In conclusion... I'm pretty sure that those aft bridge consoles need to be manned. And that on one of the screens... which you can see on the thumbnail, someone left a game of Minesweeper running. Just saying is all.
Wait... the video is titled Sins of My Past but the dialogue states "Sins of Our Past"... ah nevermind.
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