News of the Amused

[Urabrask Revealed]

Legwork?

Leg-lengthening surgery is gaining popularity among men in US

The recovery process of the surgery can take several months and costs thousands of dollars - however, the procedure has grown in popularity among men.

t.co

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Someone read too much Baki.

 

[Doomsought]

Someone read too much Baki.

It was originally used to deal with deformities like having uneven leg length, but got approved to be used as a cosmetic surgery.

 

[The Whispering Monk]

I wonder if there is a record of the world's oldest Karen?

I think her name was Hera.

 

[DarthOne]

I think her name was Hera.

I mean, I think most people would have turned into a Karen after being married to Zeus and having to put up with his escapades.

 

[Pocky Balboa]

hey guys good news we found the worlds oldest complaint letter.

Apparently some guy decided to save his hate mail.



some things never change.

The dude had multiple collected the complaint tablets against him like trophies, with an entire room of his house dedicated to storing them.

 

[Cherico]

The dude had multiple collected the complaint tablets against him like trophies, with an entire room of his house dedicated to storing them.

considering we still know about him 4,000 years later Id say he won.

 

[Zyobot]

Posted it in the Funny Meme Video thread, but since it probably belongs here more:

 

[Jormungandr]

The guy purposefully played the transtrender loons at their own game, entered a women's poker tournament, and won.
He cashed out $5.5k.
They're all getting mad at him for basically proving how much bullshit it all is.

 

[Zyobot]

The guy purposefully played the transtrender loons at their own game, entered a women's poker tournament, and won.
He cashed out $5.5k.
They're all getting mad at him for basically proving how much bullshit it all is.

"Play stupid games, win awesome prizes!" — Dave Hughes after winning, probably.

 

[Cherico]

The guy purposefully played the transtrender loons at their own game, entered a women's poker tournament, and won.
He cashed out $5.5k.
They're all getting mad at him for basically proving how much bullshit it all is.

Poker is not a physical sport and not something where men would have an inherent advantage.

Man earned this win.

 

[Wargamer08]

Poker is not a physical sport and not something where men would have an inherent advantage.

Man earned this win.

Men are naturally more autistic, this makes them better at all things involving autism like tedious card counting.

 

[The Whispering Monk]

So...an investor was arrested for Trespassing after linking Buffet and Gates to Jeffrey Epstein.

Criticism of Warren Buffet & Bill Gates Will Get You Arrested!!!

TLDR: He was an invited speaker who was alloted 3 minutes. Mic got cut after one and officers detained him. The true victory is his mugshot.

 

[Typhonis]

So...an investor was arrested for Trespassing after linking Buffet and Gates to Jeffrey Epstein.

Criticism of Warren Buffet & Bill Gates Will Get You Arrested!!!

TLDR: He was an invited speaker who was alloted 3 minutes. Mic got cut after one and officers detained him. The true victory is his mugshot.

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That sounds like a flagrant violation of the 1st Amendment....I wonder how many lawyers are coming to his aid?

 

[Urabrask Revealed]

That sounds like a flagrant violation of the 1st Amendment....I wonder how many lawyers are coming to his aid?

None, and he will mysteriously kill himself while still in his cell.

 

[Cherico]

None, and he will mysteriously kill himself while still in his cell.

And that is how establishments create the force that ends up overthrowing them.

Smart move was to accept that the guy was throwing some shade, and then move on no body would have known by arresting him suddenly this has gone from private to public with more people looking at you like you need to go down.

 

[Jormungandr]

Homeless guy used the Pride Flags as a shitter and toilet paper.

 

[DarthOne]

Homeless guy used the Pride Flags as a shitter and toilet paper.

As they say these days, Based.

 

[bintananth]

Homeless guy used the Pride Flags as a shitter and toilet paper.

When mother nature calls, she can't be put on hold.

 

[Typhonis]

Surprised he didn't scream at them that he was making modern art.

 

[Jormungandr]

They're pushing for "the maximum sentence possible" for him.

So, you have rapists, murderers, thieves, and fucking god knows who else walking the NYC streets, and the police out there just don't give a flying fuck -- but, if you disrespect or shit on the Groomers United flag, however? Then they care. Then they go batshit insane.

That Democrat-run shithole certainly has its priorities straight, am I right?