Just checked Twitter, and the blue-check apparatchiks are predictably rejoicing. When liberals cheer Trump having coronavirus, they are ceding whatever ground they held on the issue. It can't be both a super serious virus that requires all of us to stop living life until the vaccine is released and a tool of political revenge.
God these people are dumb.
Five years ago I’d be taking it hard and rageposting at their sneering contempt for the president. But five years of the Trump trolling have made me a new man, much as it has made a new nation and a new world. I’m ecstatically happy that they’re cooming in sheer joy over this news, because the let-down in two weeks or less will mentally and emotionally break them.
Mark my words: President Trump will make a full recovery, a newly COVID-immune Trump will hold the most outrageously high energy political rally in human history, and the twist of the knife in bugmen’s stunted souls will open up a deluge of salt so glorious that YouTube clips and Twitter screen shots of them will make 2016 look like the Clinton-Dole debates. I'm so fuckin' excited.