Corrupt a Wish

Granted. But the Aliens that arrive are the G1 Decepticons and they decide to reinact All Hell Megatron on the US, Canada, Russia and China.

I wish the Thundercats were real and lived on our Earth.

The worst of the furries gain credibility.

I wish the Western World's birthrate wasn't falling so much.
 
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The worst of the furries gain credibility.

I wish the Western World's birthrate wasn't falling so much.

Granted. A plague hits humanity so hard that the western world almost falls. Same with the rest of the world. Overnight the birthrate skyrockets dramatically as people are desperate.

I wish for mankind to finally know which is better: Tits or Ass.
 
Granted. A plague hits humanity so hard that the western world almost falls. Same with the rest of the world. Overnight the birthrate skyrockets dramatically as people are desperate.

I wish for mankind to finally know which is better: Tits or Ass.

Granted. Everyone is brainwashed to go for feet fetish, ass and tits are now equally unappealing to everyone.

I wish a sports car.
 
Granted. Everyone is brainwashed to go for feet fetish, ass and tits are now equally unappealing to everyone.

I wish a sports car.

Granted, it looks like this:

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I wish that all the wishes made by kids via the "Make-a-Wish" foundation came true.
 
I wish that all the wishes made by kids via the "Make-a-Wish" foundation came true
The kids gain the power to have anything they ask for simply by asking the Make-a-Wish foundation for it. They quickly become omnipotent reality warpers and humanity is merely their play thing.

I wish for a new AR-15.
 
The kids gain the power to have anything they ask for simply by asking the Make-a-Wish foundation for it. They quickly become omnipotent reality warpers and humanity is merely their play thing.

I wish for a new AR-15.

Granted, it is a hello kitty one.

I wish for a .50 BMG rifle that is legal in my country.
 
You become Richard Nixon from Futurama, AROOOOOOOO!

I was Justin Trudeau was replaced by a better leader.

Could be worse. I can have Zapp Brannigan killed!

He is replaced by Ghengis Khan. Which, to be fair, will make Canada a leading military power but the death toll will be staggering.

I wish I had been the editor for the Harry Potter series.
 
Could be worse. I can have Zapp Brannigan killed!

He is replaced by Ghengis Khan. Which, to be fair, will make Canada a leading military power but the death toll will be staggering.

I wish I had been the editor for the Harry Potter series.



Granted, you largely get overruled by the publisher.

I wish that Karen Traviss actually listened to her editors and took constructive criticism to heart and actually tried for self-actualization, so that she can write good mandolorian content that can be canon.
 
Granted, you largely get overruled by the publisher.

I wish that Karen Traviss actually listened to her editors and took constructive criticism to heart and actually tried for self-actualization, so that she can write good mandolorian content that can be canon.

Granted, but it was legends canon and got cancelled by disney.

I wish for a cat.
 
It's 2019, you don't get to dictate their gender. You get Batwoman instead:



I wish Firefly wasn't cancelled after one season.


It becomes utter crap by season 3, and allegations of Joss Whedon raping the actresses gets out, ruins his career and ensures he will never write/direct The Avengers. Call it an early #MeToo movement.

I wish I could master any skill by practicing it once.
 
It becomes utter crap by season 3, and allegations of Joss Whedon raping the actresses gets out, ruins his career and ensures he will never write/direct The Avengers. Call it an early #MeToo movement.

I wish I could master any skill by practicing it once.

The first (and only) skill you master is procrastination.

I wish we had 100% realistic virtual reality.
 

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