Corrupt a Wish

[PandaHat]

You forgot your wish

I’ll make a wish in your place then

I wish that Manga Adaptations of all of Robert E. Howard’s works were drawn by Kentaro Miura of Berserk fame

Granted, but the anime version is directed by the dude who did berserk 2016.

I wish I was Shrek

 

[CarlManvers2019]

Granted, but the anime version is directed by the dude who did berserk 2016.

I wish I was Shrek

Granted, you were Shrek in another life, those reincarnated memories and personality keep bleeding over to your current life and make things hard to tell which is and which isn’t real

I wish that SB/SV/QQ/AH had Mod Teams to look for anyone they can remotely begin accusing of being “Alt-Right” or “Nazi’” even if they were Leftists who just disagreed on somethings and that they became so active that those forums are more-or-less Orwellian and fearing others reporting them

 

[Sailor.X]

Granted, you were Shrek in another life, those reincarnated memories and personality keep bleeding over to your current life and make things hard to tell which is and which isn’t real

I wish that SB/SV/QQ/AH had Mod Teams to look for anyone they can remotely begin accusing of being “Alt-Right” or “Nazi’” even if they were Leftists who just disagreed on somethings and that they became so active that those forums are more-or-less Orwellian and fearing others reporting them

Granted But the Canadian Governments sees this and smiles and decides to expand the Orwellian control to the whole of Canada.

I wish Captain Kirk and Captain Picard were alive and well on our Earth.

 

[Cherico]

Granted But the Canadian Governments sees this and smiles and decides to expand the Orwellian control to the whole of Canada.

I wish Captain Kirk and Captain Picard were alive and well on our Earth.

The supply of earl grey tea goes down as Picard hogs it all.


I wish Australia had won the emu war.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

The supply of earl grey tea goes down as Picard hogs it all.


I wish Australia had won the emu war.

Granted, however there is never peace established and the Emus eventually take their vengeance on the Australians by pecking all their eyes out.

I wish that they stop dumbing down perfectly serviceable game systems.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

Granted, however there is never peace established and the Emus eventually take their vengeance on the Australians by pecking all their eyes out.

I wish that they stop dumbing down perfectly serviceable game systems.

Granted, some games journalists get really annoyed that "it's too hard" for them and demand things become even simpler. Somehow the developers are so frustrated that somebody takes this as an opportunity to smear the games industry's actual developers for getting angry at them

I wish that all appearances of Captain Marvel(Carol Danvers) in the comics, cartoons, anime, figurines have her look like a dude

And that editors and artists actively reduce any boobs, ass and curves to nothing. As well as cover any and all exposed skin below the beck and cutting her hair real fucking short or always in a mohawk and wearing masculine clothing. So that the ONLY ones making her sexually attractive or feminine are fanartists and fanfic makers.

 

[Sailor.X]

Granted, some games journalists get really annoyed that "it's too hard" for them and demand things become even simpler. Somehow the developers are so frustrated that somebody takes this as an opportunity to smear the games industry's actual developers for getting angry at them

I wish that all appearances of Captain Marvel(Carol Danvers) in the comics, cartoons, anime, figurines have her look like a dude

And that editors and artists actively reduce any boobs, ass and curves to nothing. As well as cover any and all exposed skin below the beck and cutting her hair real fucking short or always in a mohawk and wearing masculine clothing. So that the ONLY ones making her sexually attractive or feminine are fanartists and fanfic makers.

Granted she becomes sexy as hell. But the amount of Hentai, Doujin, Rule 34 artwork and crude drawings reach a level that it becomes a MSM media storm. The end result is all comics get heavily censored.

I wish that all the Predators from all the movies ended up in Alien Covenant and were stuck trying to save the dumb as hell humans.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

Granted she becomes sexy as hell. But the amount of Hentai, Doujin, Rule 34 artwork and crude drawings reach a level that it becomes a MSM media storm. The end result is all comics get heavily censored.

I wish that all the Predators from all the movies ended up in Alien Covenant and were stuck trying to save the dumb as hell humans.

Granted, but the Predators actually enjoy it, since it is a worthy challenge.

I wish that they remastered Morrowind with modern effects, schedules, added voice work, while still keeping the classic mechanics and improving upon them (and of course implementing modern mechanics beside them), being a good mix of purism and doing something new that makes most fans of the game happy and brings the story properly to a new generation.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

Granted she becomes sexy as hell. But the amount of Hentai, Doujin, Rule 34 artwork and crude drawings reach a level that it becomes a MSM media storm. The end result is all comics get heavily censored.

Yeah, they basically just amplify their attempts at changing beauty standards or pushing how girls shouldn't want to be sexy as hell

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

Yeah, they basically just amplify their attempts at changing beauty standards or pushing how girls shouldn't want to be sexy as hell

I agree, though this thread is not the place to discuss this, and in fact it merits its own thread, which you should make due to it being an important issue and one you are obviously passionate about.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

I agree, though this thread is not the place to discuss this, and in fact it merits its own thread, which you should make due to it being an important issue and one you are obviously passionate about.

Okay

Anyway, regarding Morrowind, wish granted! Unfortunately they somehow get bought to ONLY sell this on Epic Games

I wish that the Umbral Kingdoms from Opie Sanderson’s Monster Girls 2020 from TouchFluffyTail actually get ISOT’ed to become a new continent on Earth WITHOUT causing any geological problems like earth quakes or the earth having problems with suddenly more space/mass appearing and Mamono Waifu’s are now available

 

[Brutus]

I wish that the Umbral Kingdoms from Opie Sanderson’s Monster Girls 2020 from TouchFluffyTail actually get ISOT’ed to become a new continent on Earth WITHOUT causing any geological problems like earth quakes or the earth having problems with suddenly more space/mass appearing and Mamono Waifu’s are now available

Wish Granted. The ISOT forced the stars to align, Ry'leth has risen and Cthulhu is awake.

I wish the moon was brighter at night.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

Wish Granted. The ISOT forced the stars to align, Ry'leth has risen and Cthulhu is awake.

Cthulhu becomes an Onee-san due to corruptive demonic energies

Spoiler: She's Also A Nurse

I wish the moon was brighter at night.

Granted, it's so bright that some horrible accidents occur whilst looking at it

I wish that everybody had Minecraft Mining&Crafting Powers

 

[khatun]

Cthulhu becomes an Onee-san due to corruptive demonic energies

Spoiler: She's Also A Nurse

Granted, it's so bright that some horrible accidents occur whilst looking at it

I wish that everybody had Minecraft Mining&Crafting Powers

Granted, but the first thing that happens is your neighbors all turn out to be griefers and they undermine your entire neighborhood into a magma chamber.

I wish I had fluffy tails.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

Granted, but the first thing that happens is your neighbors all turn out to be griefers and they undermine your entire neighborhood into a magma chamber.

I wish I had fluffy tails.

Granted, you have a fluffy tail, which unfortunately causes Dick Cheney to shoot you in the face.

On that note, I wish Dick Cheney flew over to the Levant and hunted down and personally (non-fatally) shot every ISIS member in the face.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

Granted, you have a fluffy tail, which unfortunately causes Dick Cheney to shoot you in the face.

On that note, I wish Dick Cheney flew over to the Levant and hunted down and personally (non-fatally) shot every ISIS member in the face.

Granted, this somehow makes America look REALLY bad and is seen as highly islamophobic on the basis that he may have shot ordinary Muslims(or that turns out to just be speculation). So now you made them invulnerable underdogs.

I wish that boxing or single fighting style manga had sudden changes in genre in which suddenly their champion boxers have to go up against champion MMA fighters whilst the boxers could only use boxing against their opponents’ more versatile in comparison fighting styles

Or even worse sutuations come up in the manga where things happen like, a sumo wrestler suddenly has to enter a tournament where his first opponent is a guy with an actual katana