Corrupt a Wish

EA makes it happen, and they do it their way.

I wish Padraig O Ruanai were healed enough to reboot the webcomic Keychain of Creation.

Granted! The updates are very sporadic and barely occur 5 times a year

I wish that real life businessmen all over the world resolved things the KENGAN way

 
Granted! The updates are very sporadic and barely occur 5 times a year

I wish that real life businessmen all over the world resolved things the KENGAN way

Granted but with the now very brutal nature of Corporate Business. You have been drafted by your government to be one of clean up boys after each battle is concluded. It is mop and bucket duty for you.

I wish we had Star Trek replicators for household use
 
Granted but with the now very brutal nature of Corporate Business. You have been drafted by your government to be one of clean up boys after each battle is concluded. It is mop and bucket duty for you.

I wish we had Star Trek replicators for household use

Granted, we just don't have the energy to actually run them.

I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the word.
 
Granted, we just don't have the energy to actually run them.

I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the word.

Granted, you are the ONLY sorceror around and all you can do is at most enough flame to light candles and on your first use, you accidentally set fire to yourself, your house/apartment or somebody else because even some candle fire can spread

I wish that Ellsworth Toohey from The Fountainhead became a politician for the Left in the USA
Ayn Rand - How to Rule Mankind
And he gave this as a speech
 
Granted, you are the ONLY sorceror around and all you can do is at most enough flame to light candles and on your first use, you accidentally set fire to yourself, your house/apartment or somebody else because even some candle fire can spread

I wish that Ellsworth Toohey from The Fountainhead became a politician for the Left in the USA
Ayn Rand - How to Rule Mankind
And he gave this as a speech

Stepping out into the real world, he stops being a cartoon villain and becomes a real human being, and this speech was just him trolling people, because he found it funny. Whether this is a good or bad thing, only time will tell.

I wish someone actually write a series about what would happen if you averted Hitler's rise to power by getting him into art school. After, all we already have countless ones about knocking him off, why not try a peaceful approach in fiction to making the world a better place?
 
Stepping out into the real world, he stops being a cartoon villain and becomes a real human being, and this speech was just him trolling people, because he found it funny. Whether this is a good or bad thing, only time will tell.

I wish someone actually write a series about what would happen if you averted Hitler's rise to power by getting him into art school. After, all we already have countless ones about knocking him off, why not try a peaceful approach in fiction to making the world a better place?

I recall once on TvTropes that there was one where Hitler went to the USA and became a SciFi Writer, he gave up on art for some reason.

Anyway, Wish Granted, the guy who writes it is for whatever the reason accused of being a Hitler-Apologist and a White Supremacist for using Adolph Hitler as a main character and having him NOT be a monster

I wish that DC decided to do what Marvel did with Carol Danvers/Ms Marvel->Captain Marvel

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to Karen Starr/Powergirl, followed up by a rename to Superwoman

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And for this to involve a storyline involving Superman dying(again). I just want to see everybody's reactions to keeping or trying to keep this change on for like 7 years or longer
 
I recall once on TvTropes that there was one where Hitler went to the USA and became a SciFi Writer, he gave up on art for some reason.

Anyway, Wish Granted, the guy who writes it is for whatever the reason accused of being a Hitler-Apologist and a White Supremacist for using Adolph Hitler as a main character and having him NOT be a monster

I wish that DC decided to do what Marvel did with Carol Danvers/Ms Marvel->Captain Marvel

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to Karen Starr/Powergirl, followed up by a rename to Superwoman

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And for this to involve a storyline involving Superman dying(again). I just want to see everybody's reactions to keeping or trying to keep this change on for like 7 years or longer

Your wish is granted. You give the CW another goddamn show, you horrible monster.

(I won't lie, your wish was already bad enough.)

I wish Paradox Interactive would make Victoria III
 
Your wish is granted. You give the CW another goddamn show, you horrible monster.

(I won't lie, your wish was already bad enough.)

I guess there will be a scene where she disparages how “impractical” and “uncomfortable” it is before choosing to follow her cousin’s legacy and stuff
 
Your wish is granted. You give the CW another goddamn show, you horrible monster.

(I won't lie, your wish was already bad enough.)

I wish Paradox Interactive would make Victoria III
Granted but instead of the Game you expected it is now a children's tv show that is about using card summons of stuff from Victoria II. The main protagonist is a spiky haired Anime Character.

I wish the Yaujta would get the every loving shit kicked out of them by a powerful race and be forced to become luddites.
 
Granted but instead of the Game you expected it is now a children's tv show that is about using card summons of stuff from Victoria II. The main protagonist is a spiky haired Anime Character.

I wish the Yaujta would get the every loving shit kicked out of them by a powerful race and be forced to become luddites.

Unfortunately, that race is the Engineers who then proceed to kick everyone's ass and then stupidly wipe themselves out, and the ensuing fallout makes the setting even more horrible.

I wish the Predators were just ultra-traditionalists, and most rarely killed, and instead counted coup.
 
Unfortunately, that race is the Engineers who then proceed to kick everyone's ass and then stupidly wipe themselves out, and the ensuing fallout makes the setting even more horrible.

I wish the Predators were just ultra-traditionalists, and most rarely killed, and instead counted coup.

Granted, you have less movies with them in it

I wish that the Powergirl->Superwoman accompanied by a costume and body change CW Show was also done in the comicbooks and kept receiving reboots and terrible writers
 
Granted, you have less movies with them in it

I wish that the Powergirl->Superwoman accompanied by a costume and body change CW Show was also done in the comicbooks and kept receiving reboots and terrible writers

It becomes a smash hit in Brazil and mexico and some how keeps making money for decades.


Madero steps down from power.
 
It becomes a smash hit in Brazil and mexico and some how keeps making money for decades.


Madero steps down from power.

Going to be not a sophist on this, and recognize you mean Maduro. So, granted he steps down and is replaced by an even worse tyrant (in the modern sense).

I wish that Canada had its own Donald Trump, except polite and liking maple syrup of course.
 
Going to be not a sophist on this, and recognize you mean Maduro. So, granted he steps down and is replaced by an even worse tyrant (in the modern sense).

I wish that Canada had its own Donald Trump, except polite and liking maple syrup of course.

Granted, he’s assassinated and this results in a civil war between the FarLeft of Canada with....everybody else

I wish that all women became Mamono from Monster Girl Encyclopedia
 
Granted, he’s assassinated and this results in a civil war between the FarLeft of Canada with....everybody else

I wish that all women became Mamono from Monster Girl Encyclopedia
Granted but as a result half of them now have a craving for the Other White Meat. And I am not talking about regular Pork.

I wish Teal'c and Worf traded places between SG1 and TNG.
 
Granted but as a result half of them now have a craving for the Other White Meat. And I am not talking about regular Pork.

I wish Teal'c and Worf traded places between SG1 and TNG.

The special effects buget gets cut and they end up being a little more hokey and lame.



I wish this version of all star came before smash mouths.

 
Granted but as a result half of them now have a craving for the Other White Meat. And I am not talking about regular Pork.

I wish Teal'c and Worf traded places between SG1 and TNG.

Granted, but Worf's propensity for getting his ass kicked for absolutely no reason, manages to cost Earth the war. Teal'c is just glad to be there.

I wish for the Oghma Infinium

edit: Granted, the song is utterly ruined and the world is worse for it.
 
Granted, but Worf's propensity for getting his ass kicked for absolutely no reason, manages to cost Earth the war. Teal'c is just glad to be there.

I wish for the Oghma Infinium

edit: Granted, the song is utterly ruined and the world is worse for it.
Granted but as a packaged deal you get every annoying character from the Elder Scrolls verse now living in your home town. And they all like bugging you at odd hours of the night.

I wish Powergirl existed in Star Wars the Clone Wars.
 
Granted but as a packaged deal you get every annoying character from the Elder Scrolls verse now living in your home town. And they all like bugging you at odd hours of the night.

I wish Powergirl existed in Star Wars the Clone Wars.

Don't mind, I actually like Fargoth and the Adoring Fan.

Granted, but unfortunately Kreia was right about the force and it bumps Power girl off due to her being a threat to its balance.
 
Don't mind, I actually like Fargoth and the Adoring Fan.

Granted, but unfortunately Kreia was right about the force and it bumps Power girl off due to her being a threat to its balance.

You forgot your wish

I’ll make a wish in your place then

I wish that Manga Adaptations of all of Robert E. Howard’s works were drawn by Kentaro Miura of Berserk fame
 

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