Funny - I missed the part where I, a fourth generation US marine, have been proven to untrustworthy, unloyal, or subversive. Similarly for my wife.
Then again, I'm never been much of a fan of Trump, being rather more of a libetarian politically, and traditional catholic in personal morality (or at least, I try to be, when I remember to bother). I guess that makes me a fifth columnist in your estimation?
Cool. Never got to be the edgy, moody, mask-wearing anarcho-rebel as a youth. Guess I get to give it a go now that I'm rather older, but apparently not much wiser.
Though mockery of your logical fallacies aside, you would need to ammend the constitution to so much as inconvenience those of us with dual nationalities. Good luck with that one.