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tl;dr: "unrealistic beauty standards", as declared by feminists, land-whales, and women desperately insisting they're "tens" when they're Jabba the Hutt's cousins, are freaking aforementioned groups out because an AI spat out an image men consider generally attractive.

Basically? Healthy-looking; fit; boobies; a waistline that doesn't have a moon orbiting it.

Standard stuff, really.
 
There are parts of a woman's brain which exist for the explicit purpose of making them dress in ways that are attractive to men.

Also, the correct way to perform that experiment woudl be using profile and swipe data from an online dating side. Not just the picture, parameterize the traits described in their profiles.
 
Insider said:
Georgia officials are begging people to put a shirt on before they snap their driver's license photos.

The Georgia Department of Driver Services posted on Facebook on May 23, requesting that people remember to appear fully clothed for their digital identity cards.

Oh I'm sorry Hitler. I thought this was a free country.

 
With all the "It bleeds, it leads" - esp. shootings - our local news reports every day, I was pleasantly surprised to see this today:


Three of the five safest in the US are Indy suburbs with a fourth in the top 25. All four are also quite affordable.

I'm hoping that no wealthy woke leftists from overpriced and overcrowded crime-ridden shitholes like NY or LA ever see that list.
 

This is mostly amusing to me for the seethe from MSM and the logical circles they're making to avoid admitting how this unfolded. Check out how this group phrased it.


Yeah, "Because she was white." Or CNN trying to imply how fair and balanced they are there in a case already decided by the courts.

 
With all the "It bleeds, it leads" - esp. shootings - our local news reports every day, I was pleasantly surprised to see this today:


Three of the five safest in the US are Indy suburbs with a fourth in the top 25. All four are also quite affordable.

I'm hoping that no wealthy woke leftists from overpriced and overcrowded crime-ridden shitholes like NY or LA ever see that list.
Gee, I wonder why these suburbs are so safe.
 
So, this happened in Canada:


I read Indiana's OWI statute out of curiosity. It says "a vehicle" and it applies even when you're not on a road. A bit of digging told me that this definition of vehicle is broad enough to include stuff like horses, rollerskates, pool rafts, and a kids tricycles.

The intrepretation of this law clearly frowns upon "Hold my beer and watch this" shenanigans.
 
Their advert is cringe asf that it almost feels like a parody account.



Apparently the Enhanced Games trailer used Sprinting Stock Footage.


And the media was taken down due to a copyright claim by the rights holder. Talking about IOC corruption and controversy and ye this occurs. Next time pay your $108 fee for copyrighted footage in 4K for commercial use Enhanced Games.

Which is apparently what they did since they put up the same tweet again with the same stock footage two weeks later.
 
I wasn't quite sure where to put this but ultimately, this is just too predictable not to be tragicomedy.

Vegans should be told to do the Bart Simpson filling up a chalkboard routine with "Humans are obligate omnivores." as the text until the message sticks.

A diet consisting of only raw food? The earliest homo sapiens would have a Picard facepalm and Jackie Chan "WTF?" reaction to someone thinking that's a good idea because cooking food before eating it had already been a thing for a half million years before any of them were born.
 

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