St Fauci's Blessed Vaccination

[Terthna]

You'll forgive me if I'm not in the mood to indulge in this farce; just give me back my ability to post.

 

[Zachowon]

The helmet of Mars protects me as a mask as well.
For I am fine and will not suffer from the COVID

 

[Knowledgeispower]

How does one Vaccinate a Halcyon class light cruiser anyways?

 

[Jarow]

Is triple masking sufficient protection. I hope it is. I have no idea how people are comfortable wearing only the one

 

[Bear Ribs]

My avatar is masked for your protection.

 

[Blasterbot]

Praise be to St. fauci. Hallowed be his name. i can't believe some people haven't got their fourth booster yet. silly science deniers.

 

[namar13766]

Stick ME!

 

[TerrificWarden]

My privileges. Hand them over.

 

[ShadowsOfParadox]

...Tenno don't gib no fecks about disease.

We've got Voiditis which eats them.

 

[novasharp]

...Interesting method for an April Fools Day joke.

 

[lordhen]

Bene, si non habet ire hoc itinere ad me post, instar sicco quod ego iustus dictum in hoc post.

 

[almostinsane]

I'm feeling sick! Give me my eighth booster shot!

 

[Typhonis]

I've had my two shots of tequila and my booster Fosters.

 

[TheRejectionist]

I am not getting any shot xD

 

[Carrot of Truth]

Took me a minute to realize what was going on, Also no!

 

[Gaouw]

Hey.

Need to get posting privilege back.

Hail St Fauci.

Or is that Heil Trump?

Never cared enough about it.

 

[KilroywasNOTHere]

Let's go fauci! let's go Brandon! (Not even for April fools will I give either man praise.)

 

[Robovski]

My organs! They swell with pride for our glorious vaccinations! May my corpse fill a U-Haul one day.

 

[Carrot of Truth]

Pure bloods unite!

 

[Abhorsen]

Remember, definitely don't wear the UnMask. It might look just like a regular face mask, but it's clearly designed by nazi antivaxxers in order to not impede breathing or fog up glasses. It's definitely unrecommended for places where mask mandates are enforced like airplanes or the like. Imagine how bad it would be if you can't tell if someone is fully masked? It would be absolutely horrible!

Unmask

The lightweight mesh face covering fulfills the requirements of public health orders while doing nothing to prevent the wearer from sucking in all the oxygen she desires.

reason.com

Worse, they even make ones that look like N95 ones! Definitely don't wear this if your work requires it, that would be bad! I mean, wouldn't it be awful if people don't follow the SCIENCE blindly like sheep? Imagine if people made decisions for themselves! What a scary world that would be.

So a reminder, definitely don't watch this video: