What a wild first two days at a new position in the company.
Well if it was an FMK type of dilemma, I imagine you'dfuckhave sex with Gretchen Whitmer and Marry Tudor Dixon. That much is obvious. And send John Fetterman to be inducted into the excellent Canadian healthcare system where they give him a peaceful (and legal) release from his increasingly uncontrolled physical form.
I've been obscenely blessed to never have needed to work for anyone but myself, but if any of my hustles ever failed to the point where I needed to be a wagey in a cagey, that sounds like an amazing work environment and I'd happily slave away there for as long as it took me to fuck off from the world of having to earn on behalf of something I have no stake in.
Amazing! Kudos Mr Carlson.
Well minus the pelosi thing, that's not really sexual harassment as it is assault and battery